Bad news turtle riders.
The Turtleboy Super Terrific Happy Page was removed by Facebook today after amassing almost 14,000 followers in the two months that it was up. We never had a single post removed. Not one. We never were warned that we were violating any of their terms of service. We weren’t suspended or shadow banned. They just banned us with no explanation as to why, or what posts were responsible for the banning.
What sucks right now is that we had a bunch of stories that people sent us in the inbox. And now we can’t access any of those pictures or links. We also don’t know who sent those to us, so we have no way of reaching back out to them. If you sent us a story idea (specifically one about Juicin Jeremy Winslow), hit us up on our new page or on Clarence Woods Emerson.
I don’t even have the time or energy to get mad when this happens anymore. The only thing we can do is build the next page, which you can do by clicking here. Let’s get Turtleboy up to 1,000 followers by the end of the day. Here’s some other ways you can follow us:
YouTube: Turtle Boy Sports
Honestly, YouTube is the most important one to subscribe to. They seem to have people who actually review reported content, and they have fixed our problems when we’ve had them. We’re gonna be doing more and more content that only goes on YouTube, so hit that subscribe button and never miss an episode, or live content.
This is the price you pay for telling it like it is on the Internet. It’s costly and time consuming, so if you’d like to donate to the Turtleboy Legal Defense fund, click here to help a turtle out.
I thought you were gearing up to sue facebook for taking down your pages. What happened to that lawsuit? Just sue them, and they’ll stop picking on you.
I have some awesome stories with links of many HoodBoogers! Anyone know how I can send this into TurtleBoy so they can write an article on it? I have a story that will have everybody dying laughing with social media’s and Local newspapers/police reports. Please let me know. Comedy GOLD
Um I don’t know because I’m sorta hesitant about subscribing to things online.
I mean at first I was so happy and grateful that for only $10 a month you will protect me from meeting super hot single asian girls in Boston but now I’m kinda lonely and thinking how bad would going out on a date be?
p.s. To any super hot asian girls in Boston looking to date I love Chinese food buffets about once a month and karate movies.
Failure Swift? The KC Hill Narcissist page just got removed too. I know that has nothing to do with Turtleboy. Just odd they both were taken down the same day!
I have no social media accounts and I don’t have a YouTube account (I wouldn’t even know how to subscribe). I’m 41 and don’t really have a need for social media, I just come to the website the old fashioned way and read the blogs so I hope you don’t get rid of it and go strictly YouTube or any of that.
Clarence Woods Emerson needs to ‘accept’ before I can ‘like’. Thanks.
Maybe don’t write offensive shit?
Just an idea.
And yet, here you are.
Here’s an even better idea…maybe don’t read offensive shit?
Ahhh……tell the ratchets to stop doing stupid fucking things. Then there wouldn’t be any reason to write and shame them.
Offensive shit?? GTFOH with that shit ya fucking pansy!!
Duh. What is offensive to you might not be offensive to me.
If Uncle Turtleboy keeps making his lame ass awkward videos, I’m unsubscribing from the YouTube channel. He’s fucking terrible to look at and has the worst personality on camera I have ever seen. Not trying to be mean, although the truth sometimes hurts.
I love the garage podcasts. Uncle TB said he’s toning down the swearing. I don’t think he will go far with Brett on Saturday. Brett uses only vulgar language. It gets annoying!! The Bristol podcast was so unprofessional that I think it hurt the TB image. The sound was non-existent or so screechy it was hard to endure. I wouldn’t recommend that again. Uncle is great on his own …doesn’t need all these sidekicks…it hurts what he’s trying to grow.
Maude called you out…says you can’t respond. What’s up with that?