Facebook Shadow Banned All Of Our Pages Again Like They Did To Diamond And Silk, But We’re Still Doing The Live Show Sunday Night Because We Won’t Be Silenced

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The Turtleboy Sports Forever page has been published and unpublished three separate times. Last week after getting it back it was immediately shadow banned by Facebook within an hour. When that happens we can still post and message people, but no one can see it. This is what happened to Diamond and Silk, and it happens to us all the time.

The Turtleboy Sports Returns page passed the 5,000 follower mark yesterday (yay us!), even though it’s been published and unpublished twice in it’s infancy. We’ve been broadcasting live shows from there, and we actually had over 5,000 people tune in last weekend, despite the small size.

Well they’re both shadow banned now, so you won’t be seeing them in your news feed:

Notice on the Forever page they are still trying to solicit us to purchase boosted posts, even though Facebook cannot boost the posts since our page is shadow banned. This is the con job they run. It’s like selling a car to a person when the dealer knows the engine is blown.

The shadow ban posts only happen when we are reported for spam, which people do to us on a daily basis.

Facebook bots assume you’re a Russian bot and put you in timeout where you can’t hurt people with spam and fake news. When we go to our analytics we can see that all of our posts get reported for spam multiple times:

It’s that easy. You can do it to any page you don’t like. Seriously, if you have some free time and want to put a page on shadow ban, just report everything on their page for spam. It’s only a matter of time then.

This is what shadow banning does to your numbers:

The most recent post was made post-shadow ban. The reach speaks for itself.

So obviously we can’t count on Facebook. We might create a new page, but honestly, fuck them. Follow us on Twitter – we’re killing it over there. They’ve only taken us down twice. Or just go to the site directly, or downnload the app. We’ll still keep our pages for now, and we will be broadcasting Turtleboy Live from the Turtleboy Sports Forever page on Saturday night. It just won’t show up in your news feed. However, we do record these things and upload them to our SoundCloud, Youtube, and iTunens channels. And if you’re counting on Facebook to bring you TBS, you’re not a real turtle rider. You’re just a Facebook slave who can’t think for yourself.

14 Comment(s)
  • Harley the Whistler Blow
    May 24, 2018 at 8:03 pm

    I gotz a pretty broad netowrk of peeps and we all love the turtle. A Cape friend shared a tidbit of info. One of the assholes reporting your facebook profiles is a chick named Shanice Sylvia. Not sure who she is personally but from what understand it has somehting to do with the chick’s girlfriend. I am told her name is Lea. People with too much time on their hands I guess.

    • pro trump
      May 24, 2018 at 10:17 pm

      shes black shocker

  • randiguy2006
    May 24, 2018 at 4:10 pm

    Well, lets face it…you WOULD have posted something offensive soon anyway.

    • King Kong Kock
      May 24, 2018 at 4:20 pm

      If shaming rachet assholes and criminals and their supporters is offensive, then we’re your mother’s cunt getting fisted by a biker while he reams her asshole with a nightstick.

      • R
        May 24, 2018 at 8:19 pm

        Are you kink-shaming us?

  • SMH
    May 24, 2018 at 3:24 pm

    How do I report Facebook’s ads as spam? No, I do not want to follow Mark Suckerberg.

    • HH
      We're Doomed
      May 24, 2018 at 6:32 pm

      I’ve looked and that option doesn’t exist. I keep getting posts with him and them asking me to tell them how to connect with my idiot mayor. Can’t get either to stop.

  • Egypt LaTaxbreak Delgado
    May 24, 2018 at 3:13 pm

    Mama, I’s hungry. Can y’all call some white folks to throw us some food? And also, I don’t like it when you talk about having sex wif women. Is you a homo like daddy? I know y’all a thief like him. Oh well, y’all might as well teach me how to suck white cock, guess I’s gon’ be doin’ a lotta that to stay alive.

  • pro trump
    May 24, 2018 at 2:05 pm

    they’re trying to silence white klansmen DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!

    • Antifa Army
      May 24, 2018 at 3:20 pm

      That’s right, fascist. Next we’re going to burn churches and then have an all-ages bisexual orgy in Boston Common.

  • Sharon Peters
    May 24, 2018 at 1:56 pm

    F*ck Facebook. I never had any social meadia accounts yet I’m still able to go to any site I want still. Imagine that. People are really that brainwashed to think Facebook is the only way to do anything. Lame.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      May 24, 2018 at 3:54 pm

      Yeah, the constant whining about the fascists at Fakebook is beyond tiresome. I don’t have FB, yet somehow I manage to come to the site and read the blogs every day. Imagine that?

      Figure something else out, because FB ain’t changing any time soon. It’s a protected company and special interest scam run and supported/enabled by liberals. Same with Twitter, Google, etc. If you need or want these entities in your life then you are part of the problem, and you get what you deserve.

    • The Vorlon
      The Vorlon
      May 24, 2018 at 5:14 pm

      Facebook: The AOL for the 2010’s

    • Computer Support Man
      May 24, 2018 at 7:24 pm

      I’ve found your average a-hole thinks any link off of Facebook is a spam site or virus. They can’t handle URLs. I have lower expectations for computer users daily. Anything that doesn’t end in dot com too.. because of the domain it’s gotta be a virus.. lots of dummies out there.

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