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    Facebook Suspended Us For Posting The Turtleboy Statue Because It’s “Sexual Violence,” Then They Took Down Our Post About It, Then They Took Down Our Post About Them Taking Down Our Post

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    Our goal at this point is to document the ridiculousness of Facebook every chance we get. You might think we’re fucking around when we say we’re gonna sue Facebook, but we’re not. The world’s largest social media platform, which claims to bring communities together while being the number one medium for sharing information, has been taken over and manipulated by a convicted killer who lives in his mother’s ouse in Fitchburg, and an unemployed cheesehog who makes white women buy her cars. They can literally just mass report anything they want and take down any page. Kevin Lynch and Didi Delgado are more powerful than Mark Zuckerberg. That is insane!!

    Here’s today’s episode of Facebook madness:

    Yup, one of our accounts was suspended for 30 days because the profile picture is an image of the Turtleboy statue in downtown Worcester for whom the blog is named after. It’s literally an iconic statue in a public square, and it’s not allowed on Facebook because they “don’t allow offers of sexual services,” and it violated their “policies on sexual exploitation and violence.”

    Once again, the official policy of Facebook is that human beings make these decisions. Facebook is sticking with the story that everyone they employ is an incompetent moron who thinks a statue in a public square is sexual violence.

    We “appealed” it:

    But of course no one will read it because no one works at Facebook. They just give you the option to appeal so you’ll think that they employ people to do so. They don’t.

    But wait, it gets better.

    We posted on our Facebook page, using one of our personal accounts, that images of the Turtleboy statue cannot be shared on Facebook because it violates their standards, and that the account we used was banned for three days:

    This post was up for five minutes before it was also pulled down for violating Facebook’s policy on the solicitation of sexual favors:

    Ya got that? A post about a post being pulled down for sexual violence was pulled down for sexual violence. And for that the account we used was suspended for 24 hours:

    You cannot make this stuff up people. This is the world’s most powerful social media site. A company that Congress believes was manipulated by Russians to the point where it determined the outcome of the Presidential election. Little does Congress know that you don’t have to be a Russian hacker to manipulate Facebook for your own purposes. You can live in your mother’s basement at 48 Cedar Street too.

    We’re hardly the only ones either. Google it. Here’s a page with 6.5 million viewers that was taken down in a similar manner. They went through the exact same shit we have, and when Facebook found out about it they said that one of their employees “made a mistake” and they restored the page. Because they have to keep up the lie that human beings at Facebook actually review the millions of anonymous daily reported Facebook posts.

    In 2016 Bernie Sanders Facebook pages with over 50,000 were all shut down for 24 hours when “Bros for Hillary” mass reported them all for pornography.

    Once again, Bernie Sanders is kind of a big name, so this obviously came to the attention of higher ups at Facebook, and they fixed it and said it was a “mistake.”

    But it wasn’t a mistake. It happened because anyone can do this to any page whenever they want. It’s the most underreported story in the media. And as usual, we’re the only ones talking about it.

    Anyway, I love the idiots in the comments saying, “you can’t sue Facebook, because it’s their website and they can do whatever they want.” You can always tell who didn’t actually read the blog they’re commenting on. Had they done so they’d know that the terms and conditions are a legally binding contract, and Facebook has agreed not to disrupt your page so long as you’re not violating those conditions. Clearly we have not violated those, and yet they’ve punished us anyway and this has had a financial effect on the company.

    This is the easiest slam dunk lawsuit you will ever see. Picture a judge in a California courtroom being confronted with this image:

    And asking Facebook’s lawyers which of the terms and conditions it violated.

    This is humiliating for them. It’s embarrassing. They’re gonna wanna throw us a bone by restoring our page, but that’s not gonna be enough. We will go to ANY length to make this a national story that everyone knows about.

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    Discussion

    1. Fuckthem


      So glad I’m not on Facebook.

      1. Stan the man


        Fuck Fakebook. Never had it. Never will.
        Don’t want to see pictures of what you had for lunch.
        Or see funny cat videos.

    2. Narcanista


      I would suggest whoever finds the Turtleboy statue to be a sexually suggestive to go find a psychiatrist who can dx and treat this unusual paraphilia.

      Hmmm. Do you think we are onto something here? Is the Turtleboy Statue a new gender that hasn’t been catalogued yet. Is this the elusive, but mathematically predicted Gender Number 12,551,998 ? #I am turtleboy – don’t misgender me!

    3. Heat Miser


      Hopefully, Zuckerberg gets cancer and “cures” himself of the disease by drinking piss and doing yoga like Steve Jobs did.

    4. Finn


      Either ppl really work there and they’re a bunch of sjws or they go by the number of complaints. I really think it’s the former rather than the latter. That’s why I think TB should sue them the shit out of them. This is done purposefully. Fuck that noise.

    5. Itsjustme


      I hate fb. Sure it was fun in the beginning but now I just find it boring and rarely go on it. They suspended my account once because I supposedly added too many people in a 24 hour period. It had been months since I had added someone.
      Even if I did it, let’s say I found my school’s page and found several people I wanted to connect with and added them, isn’t that what fb is for?

    6. Spark it up


      Whoa dudes you should so sue them man and make a lot of money and spend it on weed man.

      Man I’d love to fuck a girl in a turtle skirt that’s the one where the skirts an inch below the snapper but if I was baked enough man I’d fuck a turtle.

    7. B


      Hahahaha you messed with the wrong person!!! I just got your lost boys page unpublished from Facebook. Fuck with me again you losers !!!!!! I warned you!

      Boom that just happened

      1. Savage Squaw Bitch


        Oh, look, it’s queen Fat Fuck speaking in her native tongue Jabbathehut-ese.

    8. Proud Trider


      I think desecrating public landmarks is hilarious. Is it as fun as going to a cemetery and knocking over headstones? Of course not but it’s a close second.

    9. SMH


      So would The Statue of David, be considered sexual? This is a public statue, how are they able to do that. The only reason anyone would want TBS gone is because they have secrets, and they don’t want them exposed and they know as long as TBS is still active, the secrets will
      Come out.

    10. mike


      so . . . time to stop using facebook?
      lol, of course not.
      You gonna take them to internet court!
      Excuse me, facebook court, thats the big leagues!

      1. Lynchbuster


        It’s Monday, Mikey ya douchbag (or is it Kevin or Didi) no work today? I knew you didn’t have an F-ing job ya lazy scrote. How’s about you go find one and contribute to the economy instead of stealing from the rest of us? Oh, and the forst called, the trees are pissed about the amount of oxygen you’re stealing from the rest of us.

        1. mike


          LOL LOL LOL
          i cant understand you, try it again after you take the cock out of your mouth.
          BTW, put the little boy down!
          LOL LOL LOL

      2. mike


        I’ll see you in facebook court!
        good god its pathetic

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