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So our 7th page, Turtleboy Sports Black Lives Matter, was unpublished today:
It’s official – Facebook does not believe that black lives matter. We do. Which is why we created a page dedicated to that cause. But Facebook would not let it stay up because they are run by racists who do not believe that black lives matter.
I don’t even give a shit anymore. Not getting too attached to any of these pages since something is we’ve never seen before is obviously going on here. We are no longer having posts pulled down. They’re just getting unpublished without warning. This means we’re not even being reported by the likes of Didi or Lynch anymore. And if they are reporting us they’re not getting our pages taken down because they’d be sharing the messages they got back from Facebook like trophy hunts:
But they’re not doing it because they no longer have to report us to get a page taken down? Why? Well we’re 99% sure we found out why.
Facebook doesn’t allow fake names, which is stupid because half the people on Facebook aren’t using their real name. But if they wanna bust balls they can use that as an excuse to shut you down. Many admins on the Turtleboy page have been flagged by Facebook as fake names, even if they’re real. But, these fake names survive for years on their own, until the moment they become admins on the Turtleboy pages, because then they become associated with other names that FB believes are fake. So basically what Facebook has done is flagged certain admins as poison. Any account they add as an admin is assumed to be fake as well and it gets shut down. We know this because we’ve used our real names and the same shit happens the second it becomes an admin on one of these flagged pages. We take 10 year old accounts that have real names, it happens again. CWE is blacklisted.
Keep in mind, Facebook’s newest initiative is to weed out “fake news,” which is going to completely fuck up Facebook because it gives people the power to decide what news is real and what is fake. They’re convinced Russian bots manipulated the election so Congress is forcing them to crack down on fake names. That’s why we’re where we are right now. It’s no longer a Didi or Lynch thing.
This is why the We Support Turtleboy page has been able to last so long and now has over 8,000 followers – because no one who works for Turtleboy is an admin, and all the admins for that page use real, verifiable names. And that’s how we’re going to keep it.
In the meantime we have created a new account, using a REAL NAME that has never been associated with any of our previous pages, and that personal account has created our newest page, which we hope will last longer – Turtleboy News:
Let’s see how this one does. Like and follow it while the times are good. We need a page like this if we ever want to bring back Facebook Live.
In the meantime, what about our real page? The one with 112,000 followers which we invested a lot of time, money, blood, sweat, and tears into. Facebook is not responding to our lawyers. It’s different from last time. This time they’re actually paying attention to us and won’t fix it because doing so would be acknowledging they fucked up, which would mean they owe us money. So they’re ignoring our lawyers, hoping we don’t have the money to sue them in a California court. In the meantime we are working with paralegals and students at Stanford Law School to research the best way to go about this. Because it’s complicated, and we’re not looking to drag this out over years. If they offered us our page back right now, or a long drawn out lawsuit that could lead to a big pay day, we’d take the page right now.
However, our lawyers have advised us to sue all the idiots you see above bragging about maliciously reporting our page with fraudulent claims, leading to its demise. See those? Those are confessions to a criminal conspiracy. If we want to we could sue each and every one of these dumbshits who maliciously reported our business page for fun, because they were dumb enough to post the evidence. The problem is that they have no money. But on the other hand, it would cost them a few grand in legal fees and they’d all lose. If any of them comes from money they pay us. Reporting Turtleboy is fun because it’s free. Once it starts costing you money you probably won’t do it anymore. Should we sue these people? Vote in the poll at the top.