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The other day we published this blog about local musician James Gagne from Fairhaven, after these lovely posts were discovered on Facebook:

Yea. That’s not good.

Well, apparently people have begun to boycott the places he plays at:

I’m anti-boycott in general because the people doing it are usually just self righteous douche whistles who think they’re making a difference. Often times the shit they’re boycotting over is stupid too. For instance, our advertisers get boycotted all the time, and all we do is report the news in the most entertaining way possible.

But I can definitely understand how this would lead to a boycott. I mean, it’s like the most openly racist shit I’ve ever seen on Facebook. I figured he was hacked at first. No one would be that dumb. But then he just comes out and says it – I want slavery back. Not that aspiring musicians playing at dive bars would be able to afford slaves if that were still a thing.

Anyway, he wrote us this long as apology email explaining why he’s not a racist, so we figured we’d publish it and let you decide….

“I am not a racist and I hate the n word.” – Guy who uses the n word pretty freely on social media.

Pro-tip – if you’re going to apologize about using a racial slur, don’t preface that with, “yea, but black people be saying that shit too.” It’s fair to point out that that word shouldn’t be used by anyone. It’s just that the guy who just got busted using it as a way to insult black people probably shouldn’t be the one delivering that message.

He also says he made the post while drunk 5 years ago. First of all, I’ve been drunk many times before. Didn’t once think to take to Facebook and complain about “white chick n word lovers.” Quit blaming booze for being a dink. The booze didn’t do that. It’s what you were thinking inside. The booze just gave you the balls to say it. You could’ve just said it out loud, but instead you decided to post it on the Internet for the world to see. Wicked smart.

Secondly, that post is indeed from five years ago based on the profile picture. But the other comment about Lincoln freeing the slaves was pretty recently, since that’s one of this most recent profile pictures. So yea, we’re off to a bad start. Let’s see if he can redeem himself…..

Oh for fuck’s sake. He’s Martin Luther King now.

“We can be even better if we all join together as a team.”  

You gotta be shitting me.

But he wasn’t done lecturing us about how to bring the country back to a “united” states…..

“There is a disconnect in this country and we have seen it occurring now for some time between groups like BLM and others.”

Again, I am no fan of the frauds who call themselves “black lives matter.” However, if you’re the guy who just became Turtleboy famous for posting the most overtly racist shit on the Internet, and you’re trying to prove that you’re not a racist, and you identify ONE GROUP OF PEOPLE who you blame for the disconnect in our country, maybe don’t pick the group called “black lives matter.” Just a thought.

And he’s gonna fix racism by playing for free in order to raise money for scholarships…..

Ya got that? They’re gonna have a “we are the world” concert to raise money for diversity and shit, and it’s gonna be headlined by the guy who recently posted about his anger towards Lincoln for freeing the slaves.

So there you have it folks – it turns out he’s not a racist. To prove it you can head on down to his diversity and inclusion fundraiser to undivide America!

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