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Fake Hate Crime Of The Week: UMass Students Find “Hang N Words” Written On Bathroom Mirror, But There Aren’t ANY Pictures Of It Anywhere

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We’ve got another potential fake hate crime out of UMass…..

A racist message was found written in a Melville Hall bathroom at the University of Massachusetts on Saturday, Sept. 22. “Hang Melville n******” was allegedly written on the bathroom mirror, according to freshman Melville resident Kiara Batista. Trevor Dority, a UMass residence director, emailed Melville residents at 11:56 a.m. on Monday informing them of a meeting held later that day at 7 p.m. regarding a “bias-related incident that occurred Saturday, September 22 in the Melville lobby bathroom involving the writing of a racial slur.”

UMass Police Department officer, Dean of Students Cara Appel-Silbaugh and a residence director were present at the meeting, which was attended by approximately 50 Melville residents. Batista, a social and behavioral sciences major, said many of the students at the meeting were unhappy with the wording in the email that was sent out.

“It shouldn’t have been called biased, because that makes it seem like it’s not as important as it is. It was literally targeted toward the Black people of this residential space,” she said.

“I understand the position of the administrative staff in wanting to protect the students, but in my opinion, if you’re going to talk about a racial incident, you shouldn’t say specifics, but you should at least allude to what it was and who could be affected by it,” freshman African-American studies major Zach Steward said.

At the meeting, students were told not to speak about the incident outside of the residential building, according to Batista.

“They wanted us to keep it just in our area, but we thought that it was important to reach out and talk to other people because there’s a possibility that the person who wrote it could’ve been from another residential area,” she said.

“Now that I know the language that was written on the mirror, I’m extremely upset. I’m frustrated and I’m hurt, I’m angry, I’m disappointed and frankly, I don’t know what my next steps are, to be honest,” Steward said.

“It’s disheartening to think this is happening in 2018 on a college campus, what is supposed to be considered the flagship campus of the UMass system,” he said. “I thought I was done with this crap in middle school and high school.”

“This incident left many of us feeling really unsafe and we do not feel that the faculty is really dealing with this issue in the best manner. This was a racist threat and we are demanding that more concrete steps be taken,” said freshman legal studies major Sazia Patel.

Don’t worry kids, you have nothing to fear. There’s a really, really, really good chance this never actually happened. Ya know how I know that? Because there’s no picture. Anywhere. I’ve searched high and low for one. Can’t find it. They apparently want us to believe that a young woman of color walked into the bathroom and saw “Hang Melville n******”” written on a bathroom mirror, in a dorm that is apparently predominantly people of color. She then went and got her white ally who was equally as horrified by it. Presumably other students walked in and out of the bathroom and must’ve seen it as well. Yet none of them thought it was worth documenting with a picture?

Sure thing.

Even with the Westfield State fake hate crimes last year they at least took pictures:

Are you telling me that multiple millenials, who more than likely have their cell phones glued to their hands and are always on the lookout for racism, found the most insanely racist and threatening message possible in their bathroom, and neither of them took a picture of it or posted it to Instaface?


And honestly, if it was real, who cares? It’s just some dumbass writing words. Their goal would be to get a rise out of you, which is exactly what they got. No one is actually going to lynch you. That’s not how any of this works. If you wanna see death threats then check out our inbox. Guess how many people have actually followed through on these threats? Zero. Because ultimately it’s just words. And words cannot hurt you.

But of course it probably never really happened to begin with. Now comes the payoff. The University will contract with some diversity training company, pay them to come in and brainwash impressionable 19 year olds about their institutional bias, and then we’ll have a new fake hate crime next semester to do it all over again.

18 Comment(s)
  • Hi Randy!
    September 27, 2018 at 9:05 pm

    If these students such as Savannah really felt they were biased against and being offended by hate speech, then they would march and protest against rap music. The blatant racism and the use of the n word, and sexism in accepted music by both white and black people should be enough for any person of any color or background to feel offended. Where is the outrage for this, Savannah and co? Is it ok for an asian, latino, white person to sing along to rap songs prolifically using the n word? Are you ok with that or do you feel outrage? Where does the hurt start and end?

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    September 27, 2018 at 1:55 pm

    That seals it. No whites from UMASS in the future nominated for SCOTUS. It’s possible they may have written it.

  • Professor K.L. Avery-Cracker
    September 27, 2018 at 11:30 am

    “African-American studies”.

    There is actually a degree given to black people who want to teach other black people to blame white white people for black people being on the news every night for what they do to other black people and white people as well.

    Why? Because math isn’t an option.

  • Yup
    September 27, 2018 at 8:27 am

    Remember when trump was first elected the media ran a bunch of fake hate crime stories? These stories got a bunch of attention than it would come out they were fake and the media would quietly and quickly say it was fake and move on so it definitely does happen. For some reason people feel the need to make up these hate crimes

  • SickofLiberals
    September 26, 2018 at 11:56 pm

    Strom Thurmond was right we should have never desegregated the schools.

    • Strom Thurmond
      September 27, 2018 at 11:35 am

      Now hold on one hot minute, son. I do appreciate nigra culture. I did enjoy “The Color Purple”, especially when that nigra gal set off for Africa. Africa is a fine place for a nigra to go.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 26, 2018 at 10:44 pm

    1st semester… We Was Kangz
    2nd semester… We Invented Errythang
    3rd semester… Whitey Stole Errythang
    4th semester… The Woody Allens Sent Us On A 3 Hour Tour To The Carribbean And Beyond
    5th semester… Whitey Used Their White Voodoo To Free Us
    6th semester… Obama Appreciation And His Glory Hole Techniques For Michael
    7th semester… We Are Aspiring Rappers
    8th semester… Welfare:How To Max It Out

    • Judge dread
      September 26, 2018 at 11:26 pm

      Great post but you left out the mandatory lesbian dance theory and underwater basket weaving classes.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        September 27, 2018 at 5:25 am

        Sheeeeit, thats the summer elective courses. Das rite!

  • DaTrurhHurtsDawg
    September 26, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    If one tenth of the so called racism said to exist actually existefit would be a good thing because then 6 percent of the total population would be to afraid to comit 60 percent of all violent crime. Black on white crime is at epidemic levrls everywhere and we are worried about fabricated racism.

  • Real History
    September 26, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    Dear collegiate snow flakes, these were the nazis, something you won’t learn in college.

  • MAGA
    September 26, 2018 at 8:00 pm

    There are certain words in this article that are censored in the comments because Turtleboy absolutely hates free speech and the first amendment.

  • Ted Baxter
    September 26, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    If it happened there would be a picture. No doubt about that.

    • YOLO MA
      September 26, 2018 at 8:41 pm

      “freshman African-American studies major Zach Steward said”
      That says it all.

  • DJ
    September 26, 2018 at 5:23 pm

    So I am so tired of hearing these whiny ass babies (college kids) making up racism. Every time I hear if one of these “horrific” incidents I say oh my god are they safe, do they have their blankies and binkies? U would personally like to punch each if these SJW pussies in the face. Lastly, any little bastard that makes up another racism incident and proven to be made up, then they should be kicked out if the school immediately. I am so happy that I am older and out of college because I could not deal with all these little bitches!

  • randiguy2006
    September 26, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    If there was a picture you would have said it fake.

    Really tiresome.

    I’m sure racism never happens.

    • Moonbat Rest Area Trucker Fluffer
      September 26, 2018 at 5:47 pm

      You’d suck a bag of musty dicks for attention, so your input isn’t worth anything.

    • He lightskinned
      September 26, 2018 at 10:58 pm

      I was thinking more along the lines of, if this did happen, the college students probably actually did write out “N……….” (with the blank spaces), because they probably can’t spell.

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