Is selling prescription pills on Facebook the new food stamp? Jocelyn Cruz thinks so!
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I feel like we cover a lot of Fall River and New Bedford. It’s just a rare day when both of these ghetto dens collide. It’s like hitting the Turtleboy geographic lotto.
I want you all to meet Jocelyn Cruz. I know this isn’t really her last name. She’s “Facebook Married” to a guy named Jose. Jose went to jail for selling the drugs that Jocelyn is addicted to and killed her last bae.
(Message us if you have her real last name as I’m sure she’s got an awesome arrest record.)
Now, Jocelyn is apparently notorious for selling food stamps on her Facebook page. She will post that she’s looking to unload some of those fine, free, benefits and then delete the post once she has a buyer. I don’t have those for you today even though its Food Stamp Friday. I do, however, have the next best thing available for sale on Facebook. Drugs!
Just in case you’re not really down with the lingo – KPS is short for Klonopin. It’s a Benzodiazepine in the same family a Xanax. It’s a premium snack for heroin addicts and drug bags alike.
We also pay for those KPS with our tax dollars. But seeing that Jocelyn makes it no secret that she has a substance abuse issue, has lost custody of her kids, can’t seem to be able to keep a stable job, I’m guessing that she’s considered diseased and gets Masshealth. Being high all day is still a disability, right?
I shouldn’t be so judgemental. She probably needs the cash for something super important. (Usually it’s more drugs.)
Now, I’m not sure what I’m more amused with. Jocelyn selling her drugs, Jocelyn tagging friends who usually buy her drugs, or the people who are excited by the drugs and want to them of her hands. Let’s take a look at these fine creatures. I’m sure they are all totally innocent.
(Just message Abi, our Desk Girl, if you think you shouldn’t be on this shame list. She will guide you through how to get your name and pictures removed from our website.)
It’s a cliche ratchet brouhaha!
Jay Rock is an aspiring white rapper. He likes a deal when he sees one. He knows Jocelyn is hard up for cash so he’s going to barter.
Next up we have Christopher Jorge. He doesn’t care how much they are but he wants THEM! She’s in his hood and will deliver.
Alicia Tavares, a cashier at Dollar Tree, seems to be a regular. Ah yes. A PCA and a babysitter. She’s straight out of the “I’m clean” handbook. The only thing she is missing is fire engine red hair.
Jocelyn also tagged some of her drug buddies to give them a heads up she was selling. They look like wicked winners too. I love girls who have lube as their cover photo! Not sunsets, children, or flowers. Lube.
She looks lucid.
I wonder what her next cover photo will be? Here are some ideas for when she wants to change…
Next up we have Tyler Baptiste!
Tyler has one special thing about him. Aside from his daunting job at “Gettin Money” he also likes fishing and the Chicago Bulls.
Such a innocent group of misunderstood young folk. Maybe they needed the Kpins to stop anxiety attacks? Doubtful. Chances are if you’re buying or selling drugs on social media you’re pond scum and should have to fight for survival on Ratchet Island.