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Fall River Fugbunny Is Looking To Buy Stamps So She Can Increase The Profit For Her Unlicensed Business Making Gourmet Ghetto Chocolate Cocks

This is a new scam in our quest to shame people abusing Foodstamps!

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Seems a under the table business owner named Charlene Pimentel was on the quest to buy stamps.


Yikes. She looks like one of the creatures, that ate those poor Alaskan bastards, in 30 Days of Night. Bet you two-fiddy  whoever sees that face coming at them ISN’T excited for the sun to come up!

 


She openly admits to buying stamps before; her inbox just blew up last time!  Judging by the amount she needs, she’s using the 50% off government benefits to buy all the supplies for her shitty gourmet berry business. Yeah, she can totally eat a dick for this.

Here is how the scam works – You get someone to sell you Foodstamps. Usually you pay 50% on the dollar. You meet up with whatever loser is hocking their government benefits, you give them your money, you do your shopping, they check out with you and scam/scan their card! You’ve just saved 50% on your grocery bill. Now seeing Charlene has a unsanitary business selling food, she’s actually making twice the profit with our hard-earned tax dollars. Gotta love the racket! The board of health has no clue who she is – which means there are no sanitation standards for her back room food prep.

Now, I was looking at this chick and she looked wicked familiar to me. The guy she was with also rang a bell.

Turns out she’s a side-player in a past blog before! She’s the ex skankmuff who used to ride this Kevin Miguel’s hog! He was Turtleboy Famous a couple months back. Charlene is also best friends with his new Bae.

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You remember these two? I wonder why they took their latest baby away. (Hint: heroin) They look like nice people!

Kevin Miguel (Charlene’s ex) was the one that plead guilty to beating a baby in Fall River and propositioned all the ladies to come and get in on a threesome with his newest gash. They have matching face tats.  He was also running an off the books business giving people horrible tattoos. Nothing says “nah, I don’t need the state to check my cleanliness” like tattoos and food prep!

Just because you hit up Vista Print and paid $12.99 for some ratchet business cards doesn’t mean you’re an actual business, ya know? I wonder how you can write illegal food stamps off on the taxes you don’t claim.

Anyways, now that I’m done with six degrees of hoodrat, let’s see what kind of response Charlene got. Seeing that it’s Fall River people began tagging their friends.


Tristen is selling stamps? He’s got too many anyways? Well it’s a good thing because he might not be able to buy his weed and pretty man clothes if he didn’t! Don’t worry… the power-bottom dog filter is free.


Well, looks like my beloved Turtleriders will be busy on this rainy Monday making phone calls to the board of health, IRS, and DTA to report welfare fraud! Maybe next time the ratchets will learn to not rob us taxpayers.

Hahahahaha. Just kidding. They will never learn. Fucking losers.

 

 

 

 

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11 Comment(s)
  • pushpendra kumar singh
    April 28, 2021 at 2:21 pm

    nice

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  • Stacy
    May 16, 2017 at 9:07 pm

    You would think that the dept of human services would monitor craigslist n shit for these POS fucking whack jobs. W T F !! You’re doing their job for them by exploiting these fuckers, now they should just cut them off completely!!! And let the system be used by hard working people who need it… like when someone get fucking fired for choosing my child first… oh wait, that’s my story… lol. I posted a video explaining what a lot of single moms go through when trying to balance job and motherhood and have NO help. Dayum.

  • Fucktards
    May 16, 2017 at 10:08 am

    Who in the hell advertises they want to buy food stamps on Facebook Talk about Dumb and Dumber

  • Cris Gagne
    Wtf
    May 16, 2017 at 8:52 am

    So the moral of the story is 1- face tats and no job = lots of stamps
    2- box of cards = u a bizness
    3- choc dicks made in an unsanitary kitchen= WINNING and lots of dollars.
    And I can say unsanitary, because most every home kitchen is not cleaned to a food prep level , most food preps are cleaned to a food prep level unless an inspection is coming. It’s too bad when some gets sick or a real disease , what r they gonna sue for , discount stamps. Wtf

  • JoeMomma
    May 15, 2017 at 7:20 pm

    Why does she expect me to buy her dinner? Do I get a blow job first?

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 15, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    So I wonder how the idea to make chocolate penis came up. *Sniff* “I just miss my ex-DeShawn so much! Hey let’s make chocolate dicks to eat!”

  • itsjustme
    Face tattoos = unemployable
    May 15, 2017 at 1:46 pm

    How can you have extra food stamps you don’t need? I’ve never been on them, but inquiring minds want to know, do they not roll over from month to month, do they reset every month, why don’t they just spend them before they expire, how is this common knowledge if you have extra, how does it come up in conversations so people know to tag them in post asking for them? So many unanswered questions. I want to scream this pisses me off so much.

  • Turd Burglestein
    May 15, 2017 at 12:18 pm

    Nice cake. Does she charge extra for making the dingleberries around the chocolate cock?

    • Smell my beard
      May 15, 2017 at 6:28 pm

      How much are the post Mother’s Day Hepatitis C chocolate strawberries going for?

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