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Fall River Junior Hoodboogers Miss On Hundreds Of Haymakers And Potential Curb Stomps During Church Parking Lot Brawl


Before I had a mental breakdown someone sent me this hilarious Fall River junior hoodbooger fight video and I never got a chance to blog about it. Let’s all enjoy it together. Click here if it doesn’t embed on the blog.

You could watch that video a thousand times and still have no idea who’s on whose side there. Everyone’s port-a-geez and rocking a pubestache, and not a single person in that video is EVER leaving Fall River.

It begins with the home team defending their turf – an abandoned church parking lot. Of course no Fall River fight video would be complete without a chinstrapped man well past his prime with an unlit cigarette in his mouth, a flat brimmed hat on his head, and a cup of Dunkin in his hand overseeing it all to make sure there are no shenanigans.

Then the visitors arrived after completing their remote learning to make their claim to the territory and decide once and for all who be running these streets.

Hundreds of punches were thrown in that fight, and exactly zero were landed.

There was however, no shortage of grappling and yelling “Wus up??!! Wus up??!!”

And Monica Cannon-Sweatpants did the unthinkable by attempting to walk over a two foot barrier, only to fall down and give us all a special treat.

He rebounded quickly though, and although he was involved in a huge brawl that could’ve gotten some seriously hurt if any of these McMuffins knew how to fight, at least he kept his mask on.

Safety first.

You know it’s bad when you can’t even connect on a curb stomp, which happened several times.

I mean, he’s right there guys. Edward Norton nods his head in disgust.

But then out of nowhere Professor Plum comes along with a lead pipe and wacks the guy in the back.

I solved the mystery:

It was the fatherless child

In the church parking lot

With a lead pipe

I do have to admit that the abandoned shopping cart in front of the abandoned church with hoodboogers throwing empty haymakers at each other, was like a metaphor for Fall River.

No point in going to church if everyone’s going to Hell anyway.


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79 Comment(s)
    February 20, 2021 at 8:15 pm


  • The year 2019
    February 19, 2021 at 8:49 am

    Oh dope, what a fresh new video.

    February 18, 2021 at 9:19 pm

    Fights like this happen.

    It’s understandable. You’re sitting in the online physics class, and the discussion turns to the topic of photons.

    One student will claim, “photons are particles, the evidence is clear”. Another student will counter this, with the assertion, “You have failed to demonstrate a grasp of the concepts, it is clear, photons are a wave!”

    The teacher, (insert proper pronoun here) will say, “Class, you are both right, science is ambiguous, and the theories of whether photons are particles or waves are both incomplete, and consequently must be more fully developed before conclusions can be drawn!

    But earlier, in chemistry class, these same students had argued about the relative merits of ammonium nitrate as compared to mercury fulminate. The animosity was already there.

    You can say “BELIEVE THE SCIENCE”, but when the science is incomplete or contradictory, there is only one answer.

    Answer it with fists. At a church. But the blows did not land, and the point of the scientific inquiry remains unresolved. I am certain Galileo dealt with such issues when proposing that the earth was in orbit around the sun.

    Fights like this happen.

  • Slow news and stolen video
    February 18, 2021 at 8:44 pm

    Unc should start giving credit to where he steals all these stories from.
    I am getting tired of him taking all the credit for other people’s work.
    This is not the best example because it is a stupid article. But I saw this video earlier i. The day in a FB page, posted by one of the kids there.
    He takes the poacher’ stuff, the ultra conservative’s stuff, the pages that make fun of ratchet’s stuff (although wrong, understandable as Unc seems to not leave mom’s basement)
    Just give credit already! You are losing respect from us that come visit the site once in a while bro

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Video Shot in Portrait Mode
    February 18, 2021 at 2:48 pm

    Fucking savages.

  • Tick tock
    February 18, 2021 at 12:29 pm

    Wow just watched masshole report. Bristol Chick took you down. She allleges her Receipts of you going after people without evidence of your claims, calling the Turtle Riders idiots, you don’t work, you live off donations from people you call stupid. You scammed donations for legal fees.
    The walls are closing in.

    • River Fall
      February 18, 2021 at 12:46 pm

      There was no need to post the n1gg3r ass. You could of blurred that out.

    • Tick tock
      February 18, 2021 at 2:34 pm

      She’s alleging you disseminated a secretly recorded conversation in which your facing felony charges and you basically used the source, leaving her out to face those charges…it’s time for you to make a rebuttal. when the worcester newspaper wrote about you you went to confront the person…if you don’t respond…it seems like she might have you beat. Us idiot riders are waiting for your response. Seems like this mental breakdown and her report on you are coincidentally happening at once. Doesn’t look good. Tormenter and that ugly middle aged guy you have on your podcasts aren’t going to keep the site running and funding your life. You must respond Uncle because you’re gonna lose many riders once she finds a way to reach them. Will you respond please do because with all the receipts she has it looks like youre a total fraudster but you have a chance to rebuttal.

      • Linda Coralyn
        Katie’s klub
        February 18, 2021 at 3:14 pm

        If the ex blog employee couldn’t bring people over to her side before she was kicked to the curb, it ain’t happening. Since you seem to be her biggest (read only) fan, maybe it would be a kindness to suggest that it’s time for her to move on, find her own niche, stop living off past turtle stories, past glories. It’s pathetic that her life still revolves around all things turtle. It would be healthier for her to find a life where the people actually want her. It’s time

        • Tick tock
          February 18, 2021 at 4:02 pm

          No no no. I went to troll Kate because she was doing a report on Turtle boy. And she has more views than this blog has readers sometimes. And I went to see her nonsense, and then was dumbfounded at how Uncle TB still is contacting and pursuing her. And all the revelations made. Not just hear say, but actual receipts on conversations they’ve had, texts, uncle’s money schemes, how he falsely accused a woman of a fraudulent go fund me when it was actually an older woman who did intend to give money to the couple who saved the kidnapped child. If you are incapable of going to the masshole report hour long turtleboy episode .. featuring Mike Gaffney, you are just immature. If you can’t give the other side of the argument their chance to present their evidence, then your not riding the turtle your riding uncle tbs dick. Because if you’re so confident she’s a big fraud liar, you wouldn’t be bothered to go here her side and pick it apart. I’d say it’s safe to say Uncle TB will maintain a small following of die hards, but I will never donate again until I get a rebuttal to the evidence she presented. If he just ignores it, then reeks of guilt. Something is seriously wrong with how those legal funds were handled he raised for the DV victim. But to be fair and balanced, he has to have his say. The silence is telling if it continues.

          • Linda Coralyn
            Your times up
            February 18, 2021 at 8:40 pm

            So, you think by insulting a person you don’t know is going to make them forget everything they’re read, by both of them? She still needs to let it go – turtle boy has moved on- regardless of the fact you people can’t.. Looks like the only person riding dick is you. Double bag her, pretend she’s not scum, accept the fact your standards are lower than they should be. no one cares about you troll. And we sure as hell don’t care about her.

      • MJ
        February 18, 2021 at 9:01 pm

        Nah. I’d never read Kate’s blog, it’s not interesting. I’ve tried once or twice but I don’t even like the layout let alone her articles and writing style. I’m staying right here with TB and I think most people are. Thanks anyway though

    • Linda Coralyn
      February 18, 2021 at 3:04 pm

      And yet, that same Bristol chick was all about turtleboy and his idiots til this blog outgrew her. Sneaky, sleazy, child abusing women SHOULD have their own blogs. She can try to balance her lifestyle against those of us who find her less than. Many many of us.

      Cute that you seem to appreciate what she represents, but still need to hit up TBS for the real deal. what’s that about?

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    February 18, 2021 at 11:48 am

    That’s one big jail yard.

  • Learn to swim
    February 18, 2021 at 11:29 am

    Let’s improve this product and export it throughout the world, like in the old days.
    Get on a ship, boys!…US Navy or Merchant Marine

  • Frank
    February 18, 2021 at 11:05 am

    They fight like a bunch of fairy faggots. Is that a queer section of town ?

    • babygirldiane285
      Joe from NYC
      February 21, 2021 at 9:31 pm

      Mandatory military service for these sub-humans. A dog can learn to sit and follow and chase…. maybe we can teach these sub-humans concepts like responsibility, morality and honor….. then again, maybe not.

  • Fashion hoodie
    February 18, 2021 at 11:03 am

    I would have never worn a hoodie to a fight. It can easily be pulled over your head and you lose all control and vision. Looks like none of these morons thought of doing that. That older tough guy at the end. To bad they didnt join forces and kick his ass. LOL

  • Nostrildamage
    February 18, 2021 at 10:59 am

    Portu Rican, Puerto Geese
    What is the difference

    • Turtz McGurtz
      February 18, 2021 at 11:41 am

      don’t forget porta-potty

      • Captain Trips
        Say No to Nogs
        February 18, 2021 at 12:07 pm

        Puerto Grease

    • babygirldiane285
      Joe from NYC
      February 21, 2021 at 9:36 pm

      Portuguese think they’re European. Puerto ricans think they’re Taino Indian. They forget the black part…..

  • Sad.
    February 18, 2021 at 10:45 am

    The ‘post-breakdown” content really sucks.

    Is this the future of TB?

  • Calm WhiteDad
    February 18, 2021 at 10:03 am

    Unpopular Opinion: At least they aren’t staring at their phones or glued to the propaganda machine.

    A little chin music is good for the animals. Charge admission and do a little gambling. Which fatherless loser will connect first?

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    February 18, 2021 at 9:30 am

    When I was a teenager the only people who wore sweatpants in public were mentally retarded

    • Casual dressing
      February 18, 2021 at 12:16 pm

      Now it’s the ones wearing pajama pants

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 18, 2021 at 9:27 am

    How’s the welfare program working out for everyone?

  • Chip Striker
    February 18, 2021 at 8:34 am

    Another once proud town turned into a third world country.

    And where do you think the ones pouring in by the thousands a day are going to go? The towns WE live in will be next.

  • Ingrid pitta
    February 18, 2021 at 6:33 am

    Twat munching thugs…

    • Love and Hip Hop Wellesley
      February 18, 2021 at 7:59 am

      I love the door knocker you have in your nose.I saw the picture..

  • Done with this shit
    February 18, 2021 at 6:10 am

    Teachers unions- this is what happens when kids don’t go to school. They end up like this. Stupid, uncoordinated, and embarrassing. What a mess

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      February 20, 2021 at 3:11 am

      And sometimes end up like this when they DO go to school….

  • Ankylosing Spondylitis
    February 18, 2021 at 5:26 am

    Did any one of them connect? Even by accident? That was the biggest group of idiots North of the R.I. border. The sad part is, the rest of us are paying for them to stomp around and pretend to fight, that all happened on our dime. WTF is wrong with this state?

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    February 18, 2021 at 4:55 am

    What a bunch of low life hood rats. I like how the older guy comes in at the end and regulates and breaks up the whole thing.

    Ever notice these hood rats never know how to fight? If you are going to engage in a fight, atleast take martial arts, krav maga, boxing, etc so you kinda know what you are doing.

  • ..........
    February 18, 2021 at 3:17 am

    Meanwhile Aidan is whiny and suicidal from his mother’s basement….

    • Constantino's Missing Chromosome
      February 18, 2021 at 4:38 am

      Nice try kid.I see your channel is no more.

  • Ray Patriarca
    February 18, 2021 at 1:34 am

    “Nothing more than useless, grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!”

    • Full Metal Ratchet
      February 18, 2021 at 3:15 am


    February 18, 2021 at 1:21 am

    YOU KNOW!!

  • Ron Perlman
    February 18, 2021 at 1:01 am

    I sucked multiple sex partners semen out of Obamas azz in a Chicago bathhouse. I liked it so much I begged for a second helping but settled for Obama blowing a big load down my throat and up my azz

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    February 18, 2021 at 12:21 am

    Casual Observations:

    1) The un-lit cigarette Dunkins guy is what success looks like in this neighborhood.
    2) To the fat kid with red panties: “Fat Drunk and Stupid is no way to go thru life son”

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Alex Reimer
    February 18, 2021 at 12:10 am

    GREAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Principal Skinner: we know who writes these long comments: we will call her J. Fuller. Wait that’s too obvious Jilian F.
    February 17, 2021 at 11:25 pm

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not

    Nah guys not not now.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    February 17, 2021 at 10:38 pm

    Maybe they were frustrated they didn’t know how to use the internet to get their grandparents signed up for the vaccine – Joe Biden

  • Sometimes, all I think about is you
    February 17, 2021 at 10:09 pm

    Late nights in the middle of June
    Heat waves been fakin’ me out
    Can’t make you happier now

  • Patriot party
    February 17, 2021 at 9:58 pm

    We need a new political party what we have now is not working they act like they hate each other but its all show.why is gas going up under the Biden,both sides are fucking crooks

  • dale woodman
    Defund Welfare
    February 17, 2021 at 9:40 pm

    Fall River ranks #43 of the 50 most Dangerous cities in America.
    It’s Basically one BIG Cesspool.

  • Peter Dautel
    Deez Nutz
    February 17, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    Just like everything else about Fall Rivah. A waste of 2 minutes time passing over and under it, then finally it’s in the rear view mirror, only to have to repeat the fabled rhyme….

    Except this time, no one could say “had seen what they’d done and gave father 41” (edited for context), as not a one of these kids lives (including the Don King wannabe with flat brimmed hat, and dual writing instruments (which I highly doubt serves any purpose) and Dunkin cup in hand)) in a household with two married (opposite gender), “parents”.

    Leave the Riv where it is. In van, down by the river and in the rear view mirror.

  • Fuck off
    February 17, 2021 at 9:16 pm

    Are they spics ?

    It’s hard to tell

  • Boe Jiden
    February 17, 2021 at 9:05 pm

    Is the Liberal America. This is the education system. This is the environment the Democrats create and perpetuate. These are by no no means informed voters but to the contrary the uniformed non-voters who the woke liberals wish to uplift via handout policies.
    Hint: The Liberal Policies do not work and yet enslave the non-vote further.
    Scenes like this is why the education system is broken. Why the liberal policies fail and why governmental dependence is self perpetuating.
    Good Luck with uplifting the poor and defunding law enforcement.

    • Boe Jiden
      February 17, 2021 at 9:32 pm

      And do not hand pick a feather off an ostrich’s ass by saying they are to young to vote. It’s all slime at the bottom of a dumpster.

  • John
    February 17, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    This is so fall river

  • John k Co
    February 17, 2021 at 8:52 pm

    So Fall River

    February 17, 2021 at 8:45 pm

    Port-a-geez ape monkey GARBAGE trash faggots! Worse than noggers!

  • Observer X
    February 17, 2021 at 8:38 pm

    ..And the man in the back..
    ..said everyone attack..
    ..and they turned into PantyWaists!

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    February 17, 2021 at 8:15 pm

    These ladies were fucking hysterical, kids from the Perkins school could have landed more shots My absolute favorite was the the shit box with a donut spare…..priceless

  • Mom’s Basement
    February 17, 2021 at 8:11 pm

    No contact fighting courtesy the Rona

  • CONN
    February 17, 2021 at 7:58 pm

    This wasn’t a fight. This was one huge choreographed fruity Tik Tok dance.

  • Done with this shit
    February 17, 2021 at 7:32 pm

    “Before I had a mental breakdown someone sent me this hilarious Fall River junior hoodbooger fight video”

    Fucking weakling

    • Mr. Leahy, RIP
      February 17, 2021 at 8:34 pm

      If your done then get the fuck outa here, loser….

      But that won’t happen because you read every fucking thing that is written here….

      • Bill Cribben
        February 17, 2021 at 11:33 pm

        suck cock you pedophile fag worshipper

        • Bill Cribben
          February 18, 2021 at 8:48 am

          Who is the Ahole using my name?

          • Bill CRIBBEN
            February 18, 2021 at 11:19 am

            Bill Cribben

      • Bill CRIBBEN
        February 18, 2021 at 11:22 am


      • Done with this shit
        February 18, 2021 at 12:30 pm

        The person who usually has the name ‘done with this shit’ (myself) does indeed read every fucking thing that’s written here. Love this site. No clue who the tiny dicked unimaginative loser is using everyone’s name, but I agree- needs to get the fuck out

  • Raw dog Finklea
    February 17, 2021 at 7:31 pm

    I enjoyed wqtching the fat negro boy trying to walk and exposing his ass crack. Spics, geez and nignogs, average IQ 74. Their mother are all sluts like kamala hairass

    • Jalajhia “Raw Dog” Finklea
      February 17, 2021 at 11:17 pm

      You stole my name bro

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    February 17, 2021 at 7:19 pm

    New Beige more better then Fall Rive.

  • HeffA
    February 17, 2021 at 7:01 pm

    “no point in going to church if everyone’s going to hell anyway”…I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time!

  • observer
    February 17, 2021 at 6:40 pm

    The lack of masks and social distancing is unforgivable.
    Our governor will be outraged.

  • z
    February 17, 2021 at 6:22 pm

    It seems like it would be a good time to reopen “Big Dan’s”….

    • Jack Flash
      February 17, 2021 at 8:31 pm

      Damn, that’s a blast from the past. You must have gone to SMU.

      • z
        February 17, 2021 at 8:45 pm

        Home of the most famous billiards table in the Commonwealth.

      • z
        February 19, 2021 at 11:49 am

        I didn’t go to SMU, I read about it in an article in Hustler Magazine. That was journalism, classic journalism.

  • Eddie
    February 17, 2021 at 6:09 pm

    Rockin their best Walmart sweatpants for rumble.

    • Fall River was last a decent place when whaling ships were docked there
      February 17, 2021 at 7:17 pm

      Like Jerry Seinfeld said, you’ve given up on life if you’re wearing sweatpants in public and not exercising. Even worse if they are the style like Mankind from the WWE wore

  • Fucking Garbage People
    February 17, 2021 at 5:54 pm

    And this is the future of every major city in our country.
    Do you think it is bad now?
    In another 10 years it will be terrible
    Within 30 years it will be total anarchy.
    The burbs will be toast by then.
    Save up and go rural.
    It may still be safe then. No multi-family’s no projects.
    Favala anyone.

    • Jack Flash
      February 17, 2021 at 8:33 pm

      Yeah, at this point there will only be various degrees of surrender.

    • Gary
      February 18, 2021 at 10:20 am

      If the Dems have their way, there will be no safe place. Useless Joe wants high capacity housing in the suburbs and rural areas. Useless Joe wants projects in EVERY neighborhood and he’s going to be using the full power of the Federal government to make it happen.

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