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Fall River Skagbag Does Epic Perp Walk After ODing And Losing Her 4 Year Old, Then Gets Into Profanity Laden Shouting Match From Window And Gets Arrested Again

Fall River Skagbag Does Epic Perp Walk After ODing And Losing Her 4 Year Old, Then Gets Into Profanity Laden Shouting Match From Window And Gets Arrested Again

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This is Tamara Carlstrom Correia.

She’s originally from Nashua but now resides in the Maple Gardens housing project in Fall River. Last Friday night she was arrested after her four year old son was found knocking on a neighbor’s door, and his mother was nowhere to be found. When the cops went to her apartment they found her overdosed between her bed and the wall. Soon after that came the ratchet perp walk:

Yup, she seems nice. Good thing she’s in charge of a four year old human being, who was paraded out shortly afterwards.

Now that she’s out of jail she’s none too pleased with whichever one of her neighbors snitched on her to 5-0. And she got into a ghettofabulous projects shouting match with them from her bedroom window:

Fall River really is a magical place. Great city to raise a family.

That same night she was once again arrested for violating a no-contact order she had with a neighbor, whom she had previously assaulted in a dispute in which she wrongly claimed that the neighbor’s five year old autistic son had inappropriately touched a little girl:

Oh, and she’s been living there for four months. Our tax dollars subsidize this lifestyle. You can bet your bottom dollar she’s on every form of assistance possible. Food stamps, section 8, the works. And how is our investment working out? Well, she’s doing copious amounts of heroin and her children are being raised like free range cattle. Thanks Jim McGovern!!

The woman claims she’s getting her kids back, but as you can see she is a lunatic and does not belong around children. She also has a 13 year old who is currently being raised by her own mother, and the 13 year old’s baby daddy, who are dating. Ya got that? The 13 year old’s father is dating her own grandmother, who is her father’s previous mother in law. In other words, this is a Fall River love story to remember!



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22 Comment(s)
  • Blondebimbo2017
    July 29, 2017 at 10:35 am

    If you loose a child to Dss you shouldn’t be allowed to produce any more children. A lepard never changes its spots once an unfit mother always an unfit mother. Dss An the courts need to step up their game An make it mandatory that unfit mothers loose all rights to the children . Ratchet whore should have her overies pulled out that’s a garrentee she won’t neglect or do further harm to a child better yet do us tax payers a favor OD bitch

    • Nikki
      July 29, 2017 at 10:53 am

      Yeah, it totally sucks to “loose” a child… I also “garrentee” that… Ugh… we should have spell check available for the readers…

  • Kerri Bishop
    July 28, 2017 at 2:46 am

    check her facebook, one of her friends is a Jerry Springer producer!! I wonder if she was on it already??

    • Wow.. Just wow
      July 28, 2017 at 11:23 am

      Hahahahaha this is too gooood…

  • Uncle Daddy
    July 27, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    I hit her sister too, balls deep in the whole family

  • full testicles
    July 27, 2017 at 6:51 pm

    I bet she does anal and loves it.

  • LocalYokel
    July 26, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    What a surprise, the grandparents must love that little niglet.

  • The Rant Queen
    July 26, 2017 at 5:25 pm

    Oh my God, the way you worded that last sentence, I thought the 13 year old had gotten pregnant and the baby’s father was now dating her grandma, lmao. So Grandma is now GrandMom? Goddamn what a world we live in.

  • Bill Clinton
    July 26, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    If she came up to me in that little black nighty, I’d certainly let her smoke my cigar.

    • bigdaddy
      Hillary Clinton
      July 26, 2017 at 5:04 pm

      What do you mean by that?

      • Lou P
        July 26, 2017 at 5:36 pm

        Your name is Hillary, so obviously you would not know what is meant.

      • Bill Clinton
        July 27, 2017 at 11:08 am

        Hillary my love, you more than anyone else would love to feel those silky thighs rubbing your ears.

    • JoeMomma
      July 26, 2017 at 5:05 pm

      But Bill….you have been proven to have no taste in women……

      • bigdaddy
        Hillary Clinton
        July 26, 2017 at 5:25 pm

        My girlfriend is better looking than yours

        • bigdaddy
          Huma Abedin
          July 26, 2017 at 5:26 pm

          Thank you that is so nice of you

          • Monika Lewinsky
            July 26, 2017 at 6:07 pm

            Bill….have you gotten that shipment of Cuban cigars?

  • bigdaddy
    July 26, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    The baby daddy pulled off the mother / daughter combo In some places that would be something to brag about but not in Fall River

  • Seriously?
    July 26, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    That poor child’s family tree is going to look like a tangled ball of yarn.

  • Snowflakes are Delicious
    July 26, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    Whenever something, anything, comes out of Fall River or New Bedford, it is this kind of lowlife drama that belongs in the Arkansas Ozarks down by that banjo playing overpass of the Deliverance River. Not sure you can blame all of this ratchetness on an opioid epidemic…seem to me more like a social deconstruction period and the demise of the USA because of FDR’s New Deal that has totally backlashed with all of these entitled, priviledged ratchets that provide nothing to society except liability. Get rid of EBT and get back to rationed food distributions. Get rid of Section 8 and recycle cardboard refrigerator boxes. Get rid of all cash benefits and make them do community service to gain cash. Too much free time on these scumbag’s hands. There are simple solutions to these very simple problems. Just need to melt the snowflakes to create a flood of common sense.

    • Johnny5
      July 26, 2017 at 4:43 pm

      agreed, too much stuff for free, make them WORK

      • True Reality Speaks
        True Reality Speaks
        July 26, 2017 at 10:29 pm

        Never gonna happen. Democrats need these lowlifes for votes.

  • Mark D
    July 26, 2017 at 4:06 pm


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