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Fall River Snatch Ratchet Posts Homophobic Rant Against Nameless Meter Maid Because Her Baby Daddy Was Too Good To Drop A Quarter 

Ah, the hoodrats in Fall River never cease to amaze me.
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So this happened. Two snatch ratchets decides to exercise their right to freedom of speech, in the most disgusting possible way ever, to the crowd over at Grew Up In Fall River.

I think Sarah Snaggle Snatch typed it in the wrong group because this seems like it was made for the Threw Up page.

Look, if you’re going to start barking slurs online, because you’re too lazy and cheap to pay the meter, the least you could do was spell them right.

Bae looks like a winner too.

A grill and a gold-plated 💯. Please don’t cap my ass with your air gun! You can’t make this shit up.

I always wear my grill in family selfies too. Winner winner food stamp dinner.

Now that you’ve seen these two – can you imagine what this poor meter lady has to deal with on a daily basis? She has to work the damn court house. People like Sarah Snaggles and Craig Dias (the baby daddy in question) are just a few of the fine examples of street trash that have business dealings there. I wonder if Craig showed up to deal with his domestic abuse charge? Maybe Sarah was there checking in to probation after being charged with stealing scrap metal.

Now, if that isn’t drug related I don’t know what is.

I’ve said before how much I hate people who pen open letters to random folks who pissed them off before. Shit makes me crazy. I can’t begin to even touch on what was going on through Snaggle’s brain when she thought this was a good idea. I guess that is what separates us a normal people from the hoodrats.

People weren’t thrilled with this for obvious reasons.

No, you trash maggot. You didn’t “call her a lesbian.” Maybe that’s what you think it sounded like from your limited vocabulary learned on the Fall River streets

Jim wins the internet.

Hate speech isn’t a crime. Hate crimes are a crime. Discrimination is also illegal. But that’s besides the point because Sarah was just using her colorful and heinous language so everyone knew which meter attendant she thought was a bitch for doing her job. Gotcha.

Obviously the post has since been removed.

As I was thinking about what kind of hoodrat would think a post like this was a smart idea… I thought to myself “Sarah Snaggle Ratchet is probably one of those white girls who thinks she can use the N word.” No sooner did that cross my mind, did my Homegirl “MC” point out that we had featured Sarah’s comment in my last blog about New Bedford. 


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12 Comment(s)
  • August 30, 2017 at 3:52 am

    3031 558372very good put up, i definitely love this web site, keep on it 666313

  • Jim
    June 15, 2017 at 10:55 am

    “Media maid” thats classic shit right there and the selfie with the kid is definitely a “supervised visit ” selfie

  • IllIllIllIllIll
    June 15, 2017 at 10:09 am

    You realize that you just penned an open letter to someone who pissed you off, right?
    I love this site, but c’mon your better than that.

  • They call me Ponch
    June 14, 2017 at 10:21 pm


  • Alex Seee
    June 14, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    Anonymous blogger posts desperate articles to boost sagging traffic and pretends to be several people. (While neighbors make fun of him.)

    • getFuct
      June 14, 2017 at 7:50 pm

      Anonymous poster has nothing better to do, but read the blog he claims to hate… You’re not very bright.

    • Alex Seee's Micropeen
      June 14, 2017 at 8:08 pm

      Man with tiny penis fancies himself a keyboard warrior, but is actually a sad little pouty cunt.

      • Keir Darcey
        June 14, 2017 at 10:00 pm


    • Ghandi
      June 15, 2017 at 9:52 pm

      I actually know who Alex C is.

      He is a twink.

  • UsualSuspect
    June 14, 2017 at 6:41 pm

    These people look like real animals, have your pets spayed or neutered.

  • Sperm Donor
    June 14, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    The Sperm Donor looks like a real Rhodes Scholar.

    I feel bad for the kid, though. They’re always the casualty of this type of human debris. Sucks to have to start out in life with two strikes (idiot parents) against you.

  • Jo
    June 14, 2017 at 5:25 pm

    There is just so much here…the ignorance of the snatch ratchet, Jim, hitting the nail on the head about her “pajama pants” …and the Bae with the “grill” (seriously? I thought that shit went out in 1997)…wow…just…wow…TBS…you never let us down…keep up the great work in shaming these gutter skanks.

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