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Wang Terrorist Gets Called Out By Half Of New Bedford For Sending Unsolicited Hog Portraits To Strangers – Threatens To Have Girls Gang-Raped If They Don’t Meet Him At Dunks For Dream Date

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Michael “Mikey” Mendes is just a straight thug, selling drugs, and sending unsolicited dick pics to pretty much every woman in New Bedford zip. Everyone who is anyone would take $500 to let him “stretch that pretty (completely stranger) pussy.”

He goes by Mikey Gambino and Mikey Montana on Facebook. He’s obviously a renowned movie gangster.

Just look at all of his mad skills. He really knows how to make the ladies sweat. This brings back fond memories of when Mr. Turtlegirl and I fell madly in love. One day, he saw my profile picture in his friend requests and thought “I bet dat gurl wuld lik to see my thik ass willy.” Then, when I saw the love rod that would make all our little turtles, I fell madly in love. I couldn’t wait to gurgle on that baby sauce. I know I didn’t ask for it but he clearly knew what was best for me.

Oh, wait… my bad. He took me to a restaurant, a walk on the beach, and asked to hold my hand because Mr. Turtlegirl is a fucking gentleman. South Shore Turtle mother in-law raised him right. Mikey’s mom is probably still turning toothless tricks down on the Ave.

Sadly, the only reason we know about his skills as a Casanova is that he so happened to message the wrong woman. Stephanie Serrano didn’t take kindly to his unsolicited advances and made it her mission to put him on blast.

Mikey didn’t like that and continuously kept deleting his tags. It was too late though, the post was spreading through the baby momma masses of new beige.
What Stephanie didn’t see coming was the thirty something girls all messaging her, or commenting on her post, saying that they had similar experiences with this chudfuck.

Seriously, more and more girls came out of the woodwork saying he had done the same thing to them.
Some of his messages were worse than others.

However, if you don’t want to get on his Portuguese linguisa rod, even after he shows you the goods, he will threaten you with gang rape.

Such class. I know that would get me to meet with him at dunks and moisten me up for a hard pounding!

The threats didn’t stop there.

I guess the fallout from Stephanie’s post made this fucking pussy, with no game, ashamed so he deleted his Facebook pages.
Anyways, now that the entire city of NB has seen what a fucking queefbag this kid is, maybe he will put the cock cam away and actually pay his child support for his daughter. Big surprise – he’s too busy taking dick pics to have a job and take care of the product of his “Pacassso” meat. Barf. Nothing says “New Bedford” like someone being impregnated by this fine specimen!



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5 Comment(s)
  • Erin Cabral
    August 1, 2017 at 7:06 am

    This kid just hit me up again

  • Wabbitt
    June 13, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    I don’t understand how such a charming and erudite individual could have such trouble attracting members of the fairer sex.

  • Big Raymond
    June 12, 2017 at 9:26 pm

    The isis beard is a nice touch, what woman could resist such charm? If the D pics don’t win the ladies over the insane threats are certain to work. Interesting the way so many post in ebonics/slang, Facebook is a social disease.

  • Turd Burglestein
    June 12, 2017 at 4:39 pm

    Too bad he didn’t try this on Stella Elizabeth…she would have really fucked his world up.

  • Seriously?
    June 12, 2017 at 11:34 am

    I know a guy who’s dtf. Address: 48 Cedar Street, Fitchburg. Although Mikey would have to do the driving, this particular guy lost his license to an unfortunate misunderstanding.

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