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    Fam Goes Full Free My Boi On Montague Police For Issuing Press Release About Dad Who Plead Guilty To Diddling A 15 Year Old Girl

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    A diddler from Montague is going to jail, and the free my boi fam is not too pleased that the cops shared this public release on Facebook:

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    So basically this guy Steven Willard plead guilty to raping a child under 16 about fix years ago. To me there’s different kinds of child sex abuse, and throwing them all under the blanket of rape is like what they do with DUI’s. If you blow a .08 it’s obviously a lot different than a .25. It’s still illegal and wrong either way, but I need more to the story, just so I can picture exactly what happened. Turns out this guy fornicated with a 15 year old, which is heinous and indefensible. I would just prefer when it comes to reporting these things that they tell us exactly what happened. I mean, “under 16” means anything from a baby to a teenager. The people who fuck 15 year olds are perverts, but they’re very different from the ones raping 8 year old boys. So if the media could be a little more descriptive in their writeups on the these things it would be greatly appreciated so we know exactly what we’re judging these people on. Just sayin.

    This is Steven Willard on the left with his wife:

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    Holy fupasloth!! Poor chomper there is just hanging on for dear life. That guy’s gonna be hankering for some honch by the time he gets out. And the fam went full free my boi for him:

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    Wait…..what?? Why didn’t the Montague Police put in their press release that “she was the one who tried to do things to him”? Oh, I dunno, probably because she was 15!!! No, that can’t have anything to do with it. But please, tell me more about how the aggressive victim is a liar. Because if that’s the case, why did he plead guilty?

    She also doesn’t like that the police share stories like this on social media, because it’s not OK to issue press releases about criminals unless nobody on Facebook knows them:

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    So let me get this straight Samantha. You don’t have a problem with the results of a public conviction in a public courthouse being put in a public newspaper, but you draw the line about people mentioning it on Facebook? Yup, that makes sense.

    Oh, and watch out Montague PD – you’ve got a lawsuit coming your way:

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    Yea, because that’s what the police do in situations like this. When diddlers get sentenced to prison they do a write up on “all the stuff that’s he’s done for his family and his community.” Definitely.

    Then she explained why he plead guilty if he din du nuffin:

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    Oh good, more victim blaming. Look, I’m sure the now grown adult who accused him of this crime is a real gem herself. I mean, what 15 year old wouldn’t wanna go to poundtown with this hotshot?


    Can’t even imagine how a 15 year old would be in that position in the first place. But the 15 year old would never have “fallen in love” with him if he followed the very basic rule of not fingerblasting 15 year olds. But yea, I would imagine that the kind of 15 year old who would want to lie down with this winner would be the type to make a big deal out of it when he tried to skip town with the fam.

    Then the wifey Tracy jumped in to defend her man:

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    Hey Tracy, the only part of the story we need to know was when he plead guilty. Gotta love how Samantha is calling the victim, “a child.” No need for quotation marks hun, she was actually a real life child at the time the incidents occurred.

    Then Kiara-Lin Banas chimed in with the “16 is OK for consent because I know how to use Google” commentary:

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    Except he plead guilty to doing this to a child UNDER the age of 16. So yea, looks like it’s the fam that doesn’t know the “whole story.”

    According to Samantha, the victim is actually a slut:

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    Since you asked Samantha, if someone I loved was accused of diddling a child, I’d probably stay far, far away from Facebook for a few days. Just sayin.

    It’s OK though, because he was drunk and actually turned her down:

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    Which explains why he PLEAD GUILTY.

    Kiara wasn’t too pleased with the Montague Police for their lack of “dignity”:

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    The only dignifying about this was when Daddy was dignifying her in the glory hole.

    This guy must be some sort of cousin, and he’s none too pleased either:

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    I have no clue what any of that is supposed to mean, but I’m sure Thomas Willard felt very good about himself and said to himself, “this will show them,” right before he hit the enter button.

    Anyway, I do KIND OF feel bad that any family gets torn apart by something like this. But the fact that they’re acting like the girl wasn’t victimized because she’s some sort of slut kind of makes them terrible human beings. The guy fucked up, he broke the law, someone got hurt by it, he’ll do his time, and you’ll see him again in four years. The only question is, will chomper still be hanging on for dear life by the time he gets out?


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    1. Miffed

      Teeth are so overrated

      1. Talisman

        And you know that lone toofus swings like a mud flap when she screeches. Probably adds a whistle effect at the same time.

      2. Dentists Without Borders

        True, it would be great if everyone had false choppers !

    2. Turd Burglestein


    3. Talisman

      If his family is right, he must have plead guilty to get away from the mono-incisored gashbeast for a few years.

      1. Talisman

        *pled, stupid phone

    4. Joe

      Franklin county is scary!

    5. Talisman

      Ok, anybody figure out what the tattoo is on her Twinkie launcher?

    6. ChrisInShrewsbury

      1) What’s with skinny weirdo dudes loving big fat women? (Seriously this should be classified in the DSM)
      2) I sort of feel bad for this pedophile. I mean, shit, have you seen some of the 15 year olds walking around these days?
      3) Is Thomas Willard related to Steven? If so, that’s fucked. Please protect me from my cousin?
      4) The family thought Montague had more class? Uh. No.

    7. Wtf

      For the 987 the time pleaded is not a word.

      1. Every dictionary ever written

        Yes it is dumbass.

    8. FatFingr Lou

      Montagues and Capulets on Facebook. Where’s the sarcastic local high school playwright?

      ACT 1 Scene 1: Fingerolio walks over the Bridge of Sighs (a shitty concourse at Souza-Baranowski)

    9. Mom's Basement

      Her one remaining tooth would fit perfectly into the gap of his one missing tooth. I’m thinking this could explain how he lost that tooth. Or perhaps it’s the Montague version of the lock and key love motif.

    10. Samantha Merriott

      Uncle Grandpa says I’m the best french kisser in the whole family…

      1. simone

        It sounds like the whole family is whacked! once a diddler, always a diddler! why would you lie and then put yourself in the position of going to court and being embarrassed in front of all the people?!

    11. SMH

      I smell an internet lawsuit coming.

    12. ToothlessFam

      Wow, I don’t care if the victim was begging this hideous troll…he deserves to be locked up.

      Think he cared about “breaking up his family” then?

      His daughter is nuts too….wtf

    13. Turd Burglestein

      I’ve always wanted a blowjob from a one toothed fupasloth…said nobody ever.

    14. Mike

      I know this guy personally. His daughter said we should know all he’s done for his community? Please. He’s been on welfare for the best part of his life. How did that “help the community”? The entire family has been playing the victim card their entire lives. That none of them would admit he did something wrong doesn’t surprise me one bit.

    15. Ryan

      Can’t wait until the follow up story when the daughter threatens Turtleboy. Getting my popcorn ready.

      1. Pathetic

        Better make it a double batch.

    16. El

      I want to see how many teeth he has left after he gets out. I hope the useless piece of shit enjoys all the unnatural acts his cell buddies save for diddlers like him. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was fucking his freak of a daughter too.

    17. bigdaddy

      Here is what he will be hearing in person ” Boy you sure got a pretty mouth “

      1. bigdaddy

        I meant Here is what he will be hearing in prison ” Boy you sure got a pretty mouth “

        1. Gravy Y.

          Betcha you swallow black dick on the streets cruimg main south for junkie dick. You sick fat suck.

    18. Montague Dentist

      Things are tough these days for me. I can’t get a single patient in my office but the line outside the Methadone clinic is a mile long!?!

    19. Mark

      When either one of them smiles, it looks like their tongues in jail tho

    20. 3dogmary

      Please put the turtle over that Fat Hosebeasts face, I am dry heaving

    21. KarmaWinsEverytime

      Not taking any sides here but the girl that pressed these charges really is a god damn whack job too she’s not any better at all!! She’s a little skank with what seems like borderline personality disorder. I have no sympathy for either party involved

    22. Truth

      Hope they don’t have little girls who get. Raped and then someone says that they’re lying and their sluts……

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