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So today in Worcester a group of malcontents showed up for a rally to protest the results of an election that they probably didn’t even vote in the first place. However, just to contrast the difference between turtle riders and these losers, here’s what our people were doing behind City Hall on Saturday:
They organized a food, clothing, and blanket giveaway to the needy. Tons of volunteers. Tons of people who walked away from this event knowing they’d have a warmer night tonight, or their kids would have a fuller belly. THAT is how you make a difference in this world. Just a beautiful thing, organized by beautiful people.
Now let’s check out what the protesters did:
Yea, fuck you Trump voters. All 60 million of you. Including the people on the other side of City Hall who were feeding the hungry and clothing the homeless. These people holding signs are way more noble than you!!
Later on they led an illegal march down Main Street to Kelley Square, blocking traffic and thoroughly embarrassing themselves as they yelled nonsensical talking points at cars on the freeway:
I love when they yell, “not my President.” Yea he is. No matter how many times you yell that he is still your President.
Here’s my question for the Worcester Police – why were they allowed to do this? Where was their permit? What gives them the right to disrupt traffic and deny other people the freedom to travel safely on roads that our tax dollars pay for? They’re luck the Turtleboy Hippie Plowing Freedommobile wasn’t out on the roads today, because we have zero issue running one of these useless speed bumps over. This is how dumb they are:
Uhhhh, yea you do actually. Freedom and anarchy are not the same thing.
Yea, who works on the weekends? Certainly not anyone in that crowd. They don’t even work during the weekdays.
Newsflash dickbag – it doesn’t matter if people were trying to get to work. It’s the fact that you’re taking something away from them that you don’t have the legal authority to do that makes you an asshole. What if an ambulance had to get through? Fuck them right?
Then there was this reject with the bullhorn who told the crowd, “If you’re a fascist in the crowd right now then go ahead and get the fuck out of my face city.”
Keep in mind, he is protesting the results of a free and democratic election. And he’s calling other people fascist. Because that makes sense. Almost as much sense as their chant, “make racists afraid again.”
Because if there’s one thing racists are afraid of, it’s a fat fuck with a megaphone.
The rally was organized by the “Worcester Socialist Alternative” which looks exactly like it sounds. It’s just a bunch of Dungeon and Dragons rejects who don’t like to shave, haven’t bought new clothing in years (because they’re all broke), wearing red armbands and carrying Socialist Alternative flags.
There was lots of really productive sign game going on:
“We need a worker’s party.”
Newsflash tubby – the working class just overwhelmingly showed up to support the guy you’re protesting. Just look at Massachusetts. Almost every town Trump won was a blue collar town. Meanwhile Hillary won all the ultra wealthy towns. Right now it would appear as if the worker’s party is in fact the party of Trump.
Comparisons to Hitler. Yea, that seems reasonable.
Can you see that kid’s sign? It says, “the system has failed the 99%.” And there’s also a 99% chance he didn’t vote. Had he actually paid attention he would’ve realized that if 99% of the people voted against Trump, then he wouldn’t be president. The fact of the matter is that 47.5% of the people, and over 50% of the electoral college did. The system is working great!!
When there’s people at your rally holding, “fuck the wall” and “fuck Trump voters” signs, and they’re standing next to people with signs saying “No Hate,” you know your rally is a walking contradiction.
Says the person who had no beef with the electoral college until her candidate lost. If these people were capable of reading they would understand why the EC exists. But they’re not. They just like protesting and making signs.
Communism? Ripoff Pravda magazine? Where do I sign up!!
“Respect the voters.” We did. That’s why the electoral college is giving all of Massachusetts EC votes to Hillary Clinton. Because we respect the voters.
Speak truth to power? What the hell does that even mean? These people just really love making signs. Top of the line arts and crafts going on at City Hall today.
Then there’s this:
Don’t worry hun. I’d rather be in prison than see your uterus.
Don’t we all love boobies?
Wouldn’t that be nice!!
Oh look, a Clark hippie!! Hey buddy, maybe you should tell some of your fantastic friends about #Love:
This one was one of my favorites:
Yea, let’s deport the rich. That sounds like a GREAT idea. It’s not like our country functions off of the disproportionate amount of taxes the rich pay.
Then there’s this chick:
Good news – white privilege is ended. Because white privilege never really existed in the first place.
Then there was Jordan Berg-Powers,
a lardo who once made up a lie that Turtleboy called his 2 year old daughter a “white piece of shit,” and when called out on it claimed that we deleted the blog where he called his 2 year old daughter a “white piece of shit.”
Notice his head is literally about to explode as he attempts to explain to this brave Trump supporter why someone who was just elected President should not be made President.
And it wouldn’t be a rally in downtown Worcester if Wormtown’s most infamous professional protesters weren’t there. Crazy ol’ Gordon Davis,
A man who tried suing Turtleboy Sports for $153,000 but got OWNED in court by Worcester’s most legendary poet Margaret Melican.
And Nicholas “The Sunshine Kid” Choquette:
Whose slogan is “fuck the troops”
And “the mean football player banged the girl who wouldn’t go to the prom with me”
With people like this supporting their cause, I just can’t imagine why people voted for Trump.
Then there was this magical ginger:
Her sign sounds almost exactly like everything Trump said at all of his rallies.
At the end they had a community piece of cardboard where people could leave words of encouragement on post-it notes.
Yes, Turtleboy was indeed there. We’re always there to document whenever you idiots choose to make fools of yourself. Keep it up and President-Elect Trump is basically guaranteed to be a two term president.
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