Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtle[email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.
So in the last week we’ve had two different “fire gypsies” contact our hosting provider demanding that we take down pictures they posted on their publicly viewable Facebook pages. Apparently fire gypsies roll deep and they like to go to Great Gatsby-esque parties at waterfront properties, hosted by one of the guys involved in the scene named Rob Darman. Apparently this guy lives in a really nice beachfront house with his wife. They’re well-known in town as they are members of the prestigious Winthrop Yacht Club. And by the looks of it Rob seems to be the guy who makes the fire machines:
And when you make fire, AND you own a beachfront property in Winthrop, you’re gonna attract fireflies. Well, apparently one of these fireflies is not a fan after having a bad experience at the last circus freak bender:
Now normally we’d look at a SJW like this and have our doubts:
But her post opened up a barrage of “Rob Darman violated my trust” commentary from other fireflies:
Still, it’s just Facebook commentary. We don’t know any of these people and if they read our blog they’d probably say the same shit about Turtleboy. Then Rob chimed in and found a way to make us believers:
Seems reasonable. Sometimes you just hear a hit song by “Aurilio” and you have to “share your joy” by picking up stray circus freaks and forcing them to dance with you. Nothing rapey about that!! Oh yea, and when a woman tells you “no,” and you don’t listen to her, it’s probably not a good idea to post publicly that you interpreted her rejection of you as a “tease.” Because contrary to popular belief, no actually means no. It doesn’t mean “convince me to dance with you by playing grab ass.”
This is why you don’t speak without consulting a lawyer first. Somehow this asswipe found a way to make it a million times worse. He’s since deleted the comment so we couldn’t grab the commentary that came after it, but he got torn a new asshole by a cyber mob of fire gypsies. But I’m not gonna lie, I kind of wanna go to his next party. I’ll tolerate a little grab ass as long as they’re serving scallops in bacon and free booze.
We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible. Click on any of them to check out their sites or Facebook pages.