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Fitchburg Is The Site Of The Latest Hate Crime Hoax That’s Being Blamed On Donald Trump

No need to investigate this one – we all know Donald J. Trump is ultimately the responsible party. Again.

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Here’s your latest undocumented hate crime hoax out of the great city of Fitchburg, at a local business called Primitive Homestead:


This person posted the picture on the Discussing Fitchburg Facebook page after she saw it on this woman’s page:


Not good. Just for the record, every normal person out there is AGAINST swastikas and racial slurs on small businesses. Personally Turtleboy is opposed to racial slurs, vandalism, and swastikas. Very controversial stand we are talking, I know. Some might call us brave or civil rights pioneers, and they’d be right. But that’s not really why we’re doing it. We’re doing it because it’s the right thing to do.

Anyway, we have no idea who did this. It’s just something someone posted on Facebook. But given the current political climate we are living in, we all know EXACTLY who is responsible for this:


Who else? And despite the obvious lack of context or facts, the mob has decided for themselves who is ultimately responsible:

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Breaking news: White people with excessive amounts of tittie tattoos and nose rings have solved hate crime without any forensic evidence, interviews, or research. No need for the Fitchburg PD to look into this one. That’s why we have white social justice warriors on the Internet. They’ve got it all figured out.

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Look, our general rule of thumb is to assume that these are all hoaxes. Because they almost always turn out to be a hoax. Just last week a Muslim chick in New York admitted that she made up a hate crime on the Subway when a bunch of imaginary Trump supporters attacked her and ripped off her hijab. And truth be told the SJW patrol loves to see shit like this because it gives them a chance to go on record and check their privilege for the world to see. They LOVE to check their own privilege. Makes them feel nice and warm inside.

So yea, if this really is some white supremacist defacing a privately owned business, then they should be arrested. Not cool. But more likely than not it’s either a Hillary supporter trying to perpetuate the Trump effect narrative, or it’s some dumbass teenager who thinks they’re wicked cool and wants to get a rise out of everyone. Either way, it has absolutely nothing to do with Donald Trump being elected President of the United States.

P.S. The woman who originally posted it is a huge black lives matter supporter:



Gee whiz, what are the odds that she’d just so happen to be walking down the street and come across this?



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12 Comment(s)
  • December 23, 2016 at 5:36 pm

    Dat bro b stingen

    Y u crackers b haten

    Da bro b painted

    Bro spray da truth

    He b da real deal

  • Spraycan Rodriguez
    December 19, 2016 at 7:32 pm

    What up my Niggaz!!! This Tagga ain’t got no skillz Yo. Dis ain’t even spray can art so it gotz be done by a cracka! I’m da taggin Masta!!! ……….Word!

  • whatevuh
    December 19, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    Who the fuck would ever go to Fitchburg in the first place? What would be your destination? Nuke it, nobody will miss it

  • Reddog
    December 19, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    This stuff comes from the first generations of every kid gets a trophy as they become adults. This way of thinking is beyond me. Glad my kid doesn’t think like these idiots.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    December 19, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    I have two questions
    1/ is the swastika a black slur? I thought hit let hated absolutely anyone that wasnt blond and blue eyed. So seems to be an ignorant masterpiece there.
    2/ turn the neg to a pos and would an N lover be a good thing if indeed you do love a colored person. Could be a passive aggressive compliment
    If we didnt just go to the negative all the time.
    Just saying.

  • Noseface
    December 19, 2016 at 7:47 am

    How bout a white guy seriously telling another white guy to “check his privilege” during an argument. I am at a loss for words, I fucking quit.

    • Real Reality
      December 19, 2016 at 9:48 am

      I was recently told by a white SJW woman that I can’t see racism because I am “blinded by my whiteness”. SMDH

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    December 19, 2016 at 6:17 am

    Fitchburg is nothing more than the northern extension of King St./Dorchester St. in Worcester, only it spread into an entire city. Frightening place!

    • Chris
      December 19, 2016 at 9:53 am

      At least Worcester has the DCU Center, Mechanics Hall and the Hanover Theatre. Fitchburg is a ghost town; has been for some time now.

      • Diane Woods emerson
        December 19, 2016 at 1:21 pm

        Hitler is what i meant.

  • Joel Cohen
    December 19, 2016 at 5:46 am

    As fake as Granny Warren’s Indian heritage.

  • The poop hole loophole
    December 19, 2016 at 5:22 am

    This shit is getting out of hand. SJW comments make me want to throw up. Grow the fuck up people and deal with the results.

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