No need to investigate this one – we all know Donald J. Trump is ultimately the responsible party. Again.
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Here’s your latest undocumented hate crime hoax out of the great city of Fitchburg, at a local business called Primitive Homestead:
This person posted the picture on the Discussing Fitchburg Facebook page after she saw it on this woman’s page:
Not good. Just for the record, every normal person out there is AGAINST swastikas and racial slurs on small businesses. Personally Turtleboy is opposed to racial slurs, vandalism, and swastikas. Very controversial stand we are talking, I know. Some might call us brave or civil rights pioneers, and they’d be right. But that’s not really why we’re doing it. We’re doing it because it’s the right thing to do.
Anyway, we have no idea who did this. It’s just something someone posted on Facebook. But given the current political climate we are living in, we all know EXACTLY who is responsible for this:
Who else? And despite the obvious lack of context or facts, the mob has decided for themselves who is ultimately responsible:
Breaking news: White people with excessive amounts of tittie tattoos and nose rings have solved hate crime without any forensic evidence, interviews, or research. No need for the Fitchburg PD to look into this one. That’s why we have white social justice warriors on the Internet. They’ve got it all figured out.
Look, our general rule of thumb is to assume that these are all hoaxes. Because they almost always turn out to be a hoax. Just last week a Muslim chick in New York admitted that she made up a hate crime on the Subway when a bunch of imaginary Trump supporters attacked her and ripped off her hijab. And truth be told the SJW patrol loves to see shit like this because it gives them a chance to go on record and check their privilege for the world to see. They LOVE to check their own privilege. Makes them feel nice and warm inside.
So yea, if this really is some white supremacist defacing a privately owned business, then they should be arrested. Not cool. But more likely than not it’s either a Hillary supporter trying to perpetuate the Trump effect narrative, or it’s some dumbass teenager who thinks they’re wicked cool and wants to get a rise out of everyone. Either way, it has absolutely nothing to do with Donald Trump being elected President of the United States.
P.S. The woman who originally posted it is a huge black lives matter supporter:
Gee whiz, what are the odds that she’d just so happen to be walking down the street and come across this?
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