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This is Brittany from Fitchburg.
She’s evidently turning 21 soon, which obviously could only mean one thing –
Start a $500 GoFundMe for a trip to Foxwoods! Sure, you could donate your hard earned money towards someone’s funeral expenses, or you could give it to this Burg Donkey so she can blow it on slots and watered down drinks.
Thotty Dottie initially shared the GFM on the ratchet magnet Facebook page known as Discussing Fitchburg Now, but quickly took it down when it failed to raise any money. She seemed surprised that people weren’t eager to donate to her cause.
At first I figured it might be some kind of joke. Surely no one would be naive enough to make a GFM so they could get drunk and waste money at the casino. But then I remembered something – the Fitchburg factor. And I realized that she was actually being serious.
“Youve seen how many people get so much money for dumb shit so why tf not.”
Yea, those aren’t the words of someone who is kidding. It’s the president of the thot patorl trying to justify her own ratchetness. You mad?
Plus, after taking a cursory look at her FB page it becomes all the more apparent that this was not intended to be satirical.
For instance, don’t be tagging her in your mixtapes.
If you find yourself in a position where you get tagged in a lot of bootleg rap videos then you’re well on your way to a lifetime full of Newport 100’s and failure.
Then there’s this.
If your biggest objection to a rival ratchet posting a video of themselves slobbering over a spam javelin is that they’re not felating it up to your lofty standards, you may want to readjust your priorities.
Guess what she does for work?
I’m not saying she’s a CNA, but 99% of people who become CNA’s do so because they want to wear pajamas to work. FACKS!
My favorite part is how she’s basically the ratchet Confucius of the group. Usually she posts something absurd in her native hoodbooger dialect, and immediately people ask how they can share it, as if it’s something deep and profound that moved them to their core.
Ain’t got no time for fraud bitches. I feel ya girl. #FreeThePunani
She definitely had some thirsty dudes looking to defend her honor as well. And they couldn’t stand the fact that she was being rightfully ridiculed in the Discussing Fitchburg Now Facebook group. Then the white knight of all white knights showed up.
Oh man, with a pose like that you’re not ever getting out of the friend zone guy.
Who is Turtleboy? Oh I know that one!!!
Brittany, consider yourself formally invited onto Turtleboy Live this weekend.