Folks In Russell Are Fired Up That The Ratchet Patrol Is Invading, Leaving Trash, And Illegally Parking And Swimming In A River
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Shit’s going down in the Western MA town of Russell:
It’s a hot day and you’re 8 months pregnant. What do you do? Better put on a two piece and head on down to a river in Russell to spend the afternoon annoying the locals.
For once, I am speechless. Others are not, and it’s turned into a whole thing:
Can we stick to the facts here people? It doesn’t matter if they’re on welfare or not. They’re trespassing and leaving nastiness all over a part of the state that has managed to avoid to avoid turning into ratchet central. They’re illegally parking in a place they’re not supposed to be. And as you can see from the baggage they brought with them, they’re planning on staying a while. If I lived in Russell I’d be pissed too. You move to Russell to get away from this shit, and then it finds you anyway.
But yea, bringing up welfare or race just makes you sound like a hilltown yokel. Their race has nothing to do with it. If I saw some white chick 8 months pregnant dressing like that while trespassing, I’d have the same visceral reaction. Ya know, because normally chicks who are 8 months pregnant don’t choose to go out looking like that. Just sayin.
As usual the feelings patrol came out:
I agree, there’s no need to make fun of these people. Honestly, the picture speaks a thousand words anyway. Thus why I’m speechless. But it certainly could help solve the problem if the police become aware of this and decide to start enforcing the rules.
Then there was this:
Yo, Why You Start The First Letter Of Every Word With A Capitalized Letter? Oh, and for the record what they are doing, and whether or not they collect welfare is definitely the public’s business if they’re breaking the law.
Of course this could better be communicated by, ya know, smart people. Not people like this:
Oh for fuck’s sake. Just let the turtle do the talking from now on. Morons like this are the reason snowflakes exist in the first place. Are they from “the ghetto?” No clue. But let’s face it – this guy assumed they were because they’re Latino. If snowflakes are the reason Trump is President, then chudstuffers like this are the reason Elizabeth Warren is our senator.
He wasn’t the only one….
Here’s my question for Jerry and Jary – if you had a gun to your head and you had to guess what city or town they were from, and if you got it wrong you died, then what city or town would you pick? If your answer wasn’t Holyoke or Springfield then you’re lying. Why? Because Springfield and Holyoke have substantially larger trashbag populations than the surrounding towns do. And the trashbags come in all shapes and colors. If I saw a group of white people with the same outfits, haircuts, and bellies, Springfield would still be my first guess. Just sayin.
Nevertheless, you can think these things without saying them.
“Doubt they’re from Russell or any Hilltown for that matter.”
See that? That’s the reason why normal people like me have to sit through diversity trainings. Because you can’t keep comments like that to yourself.
Shit like that just feeds into this:
Honestly, the most offensive part of this picture is actually the guy’s haircut on the far left.
Anyway, the bottom line is that these people are trespassing on private property, parking in a place they’re not supposed to be, and leaving trash behind. I’m sure they’re not the only ones, so it’s unfortunate that they had to become the face for this. But next time just jump in the Connecticut River instead. Problem solved.
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