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Food Stamp Friday Chud Of The Week: Vokestached Great Barrington

Food Stamp Friday Chud Of The Week: Vokestached Able-Bodied Great Barrington Town Hardo Selling $200 Worth Of Stamps For $150

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Was gonna wait till food stamp Friday to post about this winner, but couldn’t resist the urge:

Alright so this winner is from the Berkshire ski town of Great Barrington. And he’s a real chudmaster:

Unfortunately for Cody Cook, Turtleboy is not a judgement free zone, unlike Planet Fitness, and we have judged that he is in need of a public shaming.

First of all, he’s overcharging. We document this shit for a living. Market rate for Facebook food stamp transactions is 50% of retail price. If you’re selling $200 worth of stamps for $150, you’re not gonna get many offers. This is a rookie move on his part. Buying someone else’s food stamps is illegal. I’m not taking that chance to save 25%. But ratchets WILL think about it for 50%. He only got one positive response:

And by looking at Myah Ruiz’ Facebook page, she looks like she’s not a real person. This is the kind of buyer you will attract if you’re only marking the price down 25%. Act like you’ve been there before dude.

Apparently Cody Cook is well known in GB and has been arrested a bunch of times for all types of dooshnozzelry. And since he’s the biggest hardo in GB, he thus feels the need to constantly post about going to jail in order to prove what a hardo he is:

Translation – Cody spent a couple nights in the drunk tank, and now he gets to act like he’s some sort of ride or die gangsta.

Of course the real question here is, why does an abled-bodied man in the prime of his life get government assistance? Why am I sending this shitstain money for food that he doesn’t need? And if we’re wasting so much money on this mongrel then how come he can’t afford a razor to clear off that collection of pubes and broken dreams that sits above his upper lip?

Good God. I’ve never seen so much peach fuzz in such a small area. His face looks like my skillet after I cook bacon. Do they not have running water in Great Barrington?

Anyway, the kid is obviously in desperate need of cash and he’s constantly posting about taking out loans from his Facebook friends:

Hey shitstain, here’s an idea – get a friggin job. Ya know, like a man. In the meantime the government should immediately cut off his food stamps since clearly there’s no reason for someone like him to be collecting. Share this with your local state representative and ask them why the taxpayers should finance this asshole, who clearly has no problem violating the law by reselling food stamps he doesn’t need on the Facebook machine.


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13 Comment(s)
  • Sleddheddious
    June 5, 2017 at 6:51 pm

    Excellent stuff Turleboy, indeed Mr. Cook is the chud of many weeks. I was born and raised in the G.B. area, and I raised my three children there as well, all without food stamps. Perhaps in part because I have an extremely thick mustache….Peace.

  • Bite Me
    June 1, 2017 at 11:43 am

    Burn this Parasite with the State, let him repay by working in an orange jump suit cleaning out blocked sewers. The job is still more than he deserves but sewer work is as good a place to start. How is it that Facebook allows this?

  • msheadkracker
    Not like the good ole dayz
    June 1, 2017 at 1:16 am

    I hate food stamps, I hate even more that I live in a poor part of town and struggle on cash and can’t purchase food stamps like the good ole days, you know the 90s before all this card bullshit. Back then crackheads were so broke they’d sell em $.10 on the $1, and we’d buy em up. That was before there was a junkie on every corner, and your transaction couldn’t be traced with a paper trail, there also wasn’t 1/16 of the population on them either, now it’s like what 1/2 the damn country get their food paid for by daddy government? Anyway, he’s a piece of shit, now he’s gonna be a hungry piece of shit once the report gets to his county caseworker…

  • North Country Turtle Rider
    May 31, 2017 at 2:14 pm

    Finger off the trigger, shitbag.

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 31, 2017 at 11:44 am

    Piece of shit! I made $2 more than their limit for my household size and was told to blow a bolt of hot iron. While this wanna be gangster gets em and sells em? Guess what fuck face….Sent to SNAPS fraud line and Reps Shauna O’CONNELL and Rep Geoff Diehl. Who love fighting FS abuse. Good luck.

  • Ratchets are fun!
    May 31, 2017 at 11:25 am

    Must be nice to have throwaway income for food stamps… I wouldn’t break the law or degrade myself to get this “deal” but fuck, it’s getting pretty annoying seeing these slobs selling their FS every week while I have to use my hard earned money to buy food.

  • Alex C
    May 31, 2017 at 11:24 am

    Cody, I know you’re reading this… Shave the peach fuzz bro. You have a certain look that I and a few associates of mine, really like. We have monthly meetings. PM me for the details. My twitter handle is PapaBearLuv. You can make all kinds of contacts. Most of the guys really dig MotoX, hunting trips, camping, canoeing, slow dancing, and snuggling in sleeping bags zipped together.

    • The Big A
      May 31, 2017 at 11:58 am

      Dude don’t offend any groups please, including leather bears.

      I can’t get kicked off of facebook again tommorow. If you don’t pay your taxes in Holden, you’re not allowed to use the town pool.

    • TenTwentyThree
      May 31, 2017 at 12:09 pm

      At 5ft tall, Cody could be their favorite spinner

  • Shaking My Head in Fucking Disbelief!!!
    May 31, 2017 at 11:08 am

    OH! MY! GOD!

    I am so fucking sick of seeing pussy guys, and skanky girls, taking “selfies” of themselves in bathroom mirrors!!!! The younger generation is just a bunch of fucking deplorables who are in love with themselves!!!!

    I have a three year old, and I will most certainly NOT raise him to be a narcissistic piece of shit in this world!!!

  • EmfnT
    May 31, 2017 at 11:01 am

    Yeah, but there’s no such thing as EBT abuse. It’s just a figment of the right’s imagination.

  • Mark D
    May 31, 2017 at 10:31 am

    My Fox t-shirt and Bud Light camo shorts are at the dry cleaners

    • Ratchets are fun!
      May 31, 2017 at 11:26 am

      The official uniform of DONE members everywhere!

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