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Food Stamp Friday Scam Of The Week: Fam Warns Local Woman Not To Sell EBT On Facebook But She Unwisely Ignores Them

Food Stamp Friday Scam Of The Week: Fam Warns Local Woman Not To Sell EBT On Facebook But She Unwisely Ignores Them

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First of the month is another week and a half away. That can only mean one thing……..

Ratchet speculators are on the prowl for stamps!! Buying them up for cheap before the new supply comes in June! This chick isn’t dumb. She knows she has to pay full price on the first of the month. She wisely waits at least a fortnight before getting them at a discount rate.

Should’ve listened to the fam Heather:

Demetrick is right, we are screenshotting. But she’s not really a cheesehog:

More of a skagbag. Just your run of the mill ratchet who has enough money to go out to the casino, but still feels the need to illegally fleece the taxpayers on social media.

But I gotta say, I was impressed by the Google search. Only one thing came up in the courthouse records!!

Glad the word is out that selling food stamps on Facebook is never a good idea. Keep telling friends and family so they don’t end up on the next edition of Food Stamp Friday!!



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9 Comment(s)
  • Stu Pidazzo
    May 21, 2017 at 7:42 am

    Excellent use of the word fortnight! Best since Mike Myers in So I Married an Axe Murderer.

    “Dad, how can you hate The Colonel?”
    “Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass!”

  • May 19, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    I LOVE ALL THE TRUE “SLUTTERY DRAMA” that is posted! And the funny thing is that its ALL FKN TRUE!! I SADLY KNOW SOME OF THE PPL IN THE VIDEOS YOU HAVE, I CAN TELL YOU THAT 100% OF THEIR DRAMA WILL LEAVE EVEN THE BEST SPEECHLESS!! Its NOT that I love other ppls misery (lie) but when you bring it on and you co-sign the bullshit , well no pity here folks!!
    But thank you for really looking into the shit you post, makes it an even BETTER READ!!

  • Barry
    May 19, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    Michelle Obama could have succeeded with her initiative to improve the health of lower income populations by changing the criteria of what qualifies for EBT. I understand that these programs are administered at different levels of government but it could be done. As long as soft drinks, cookies, candy, Doritos, ice cream etc are eligible these people will be an even bigger burden on society. Obesity costs the healthcare system far more than smoking cigarettes both on an individual basis and overall.

  • Spanky G
    May 19, 2017 at 11:42 am

    If the government had any desire at all to operate efficiently it would proactively repurchase outstanding EBT liabilities at a discount and compile a list of recipients who can be eliminated from the program. It could easily roll out some kind of program that offers a financial incentive to people who help crack down on this abuse. The IRS already does it. The only real obstacle might be that such a program obviously targets one side of the political spectrum more than the other.

    • Hughbo Mont
      May 19, 2017 at 1:00 pm

      And that political party rules the state house in Beantown. Crackdown ain’t coming…..

  • They call me Ponch
    May 19, 2017 at 10:56 am

    She want to earn $12 the hard way? Save the trouble of hustling FS.

  • itsjustme
    May 19, 2017 at 10:34 am

    Someone’s getting disowned. Until I started reading TB I had no clue this was a thing. I must live a sheltered life, or an untrashy one.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    May 19, 2017 at 10:32 am

    What’s going through my brain…..

    With Tattoos : 5 Beers to Fuck Her
    Without Tattoos: 3 Beers to Fuck Her.

    • Lt Dan
      May 20, 2017 at 7:03 pm

      Like you’d say no

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