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Foodstamp Friday: Ratchets Lament Illegal Foodstamp Trading Market During Welfarepocalypse, I Guess It’s Time To Increase Those Fast Food Work Hours

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The welfarepocalypse began when people started freaking out over the government shutdown and its implications on long exploited government handouts, and the fallout is getting one hundred emoji real, you guys. Just ask this tittooed slag,


Who apparently is having a hard time finding foodstamps to purchase.

Takiea wisely deduced that the shortage of foodstamps for fifty cents to the dollar is due to the government shutdown, even though people got their benefits early for February.


And poor Terence, has to pay for his food out of pocket. Life is rough, isn’t it?


I wonder if he pays for his Bulls hat out of pocket, too?


And we have a ratchet economics major chiming in, too.

Luckily though, one lone hoodbooger did in fact have stamps for sale….


….But no transportation to make the deal on her own. Shocking, I tell you.


Who would’ve guessed? I guess it’s time to increase those hours, because the shutdown is showing no signs of ending any time soon. I’m not a particularly religious woman myself, but I have been praying day in and day out that this whole thing does in fact start affecting public welfare, so that maybe, just MAYBE we can start having a meaningful conversation about where these “entitlements” should really go. I doubt that it will, though, and I doubt even more that any meaningful conversation would come of it, anyway. That’s just not how things work anymore. In the meantime, let it be known – EBT is now a bad investment!


20 Comment(s)
  • Rats Nest
    January 25, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    If the Govt stays down another month.. All the bennies will stop and soon after they will turn on each other. Trump is smarter than you think. Total annihilation of these tree swingers…

  • hank
    January 25, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    When welfare as a lifestyle and not a temporary means to get by is allowed, it attracts all of the best and brightest and of course, hard working but down on their luck aspiring rappers. Look no further than social media. The lack of shame and self respect and in most cases the celebration of gettin free money from the gubbmint is almost shocking. But then again, most are borderline retarded which is why they can’t work or take care of themselves. So what am I saying? I don’t know but I propose that if you’re on welfare you need to be sterilized. Thank you, good night!

  • Just the tip
    January 25, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    These fucking scuzbuckets are buying and selling foodstamps and Charlie Faker wants to raise taxes! Hey Faker, stop paying the fucking deadbeats and stay the fuck out of my wallet!

  • Max
    January 25, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    You really have to trust your food stamp dealer …

    As soon as you give them cash, they report the card stolen … double dippers!

  • WuTaintClam
    January 25, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    Some of the hood rats here in the Woo could live off their own fat for at least 6-8 months just to get their BMI below morbidly obese.

  • S+P Food Stamp Sepcialist
    January 25, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    Food stamp markets opened down this morning from economic pressures on the Mexican border.

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      January 25, 2019 at 1:13 pm

      i’m losing my ass in this market! i might have to move into single-wide wtf!

    • In A Galaxy Far Far Away....
      January 26, 2019 at 12:07 pm

      My God you just gave away your age.

  • z
    January 25, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    Coming soon, the media will be equating the food stamps situation with the starvation that happened during the war in Biafra in the late 60’s.

    Distended bellys, hair turns red. Flys all over the place. Women walking for miles in Springfield with a 50 pound bag of flour balanced on their heads.

    And Sally Struthers imploring us to give.

    • Kevin Fleury
      Sam Kinison
      January 25, 2019 at 4:19 pm

      “Don’t feed ‘me yet!”

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      January 26, 2019 at 10:28 am

      Now it’s Yemen.

  • pissah
    January 25, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    Shes a f’ing PIG!

  • Milton Friedman
    January 25, 2019 at 11:27 am

    It’s interesting to see that it’s the secondary food stamp market that’s been impacted and not anyone’s access to actual food.

  • Y
    January 25, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Bristol, check out the ratchetness that happened at Upham’s Pizza in Dorchester…I tried to tweet you, but I don’t know your handle (I tweeted it TBSporty and Manch).

    • January 25, 2019 at 11:16 am

      I’ll look into it. My handle is @officialbristo1!

  • Bill Clinton
    January 25, 2019 at 10:50 am

    I’d love the shutdown to continue to the point where all welfare checks stop flowing. The resulting riots would burn down the third-world shitholes known as Fall Rivah, Woostah, Springfield, etc. If we really got lucky they’d start killing themselves off, stealing one another’s EBT cards; mass starvation would get the remainder, and we could rebuild a new America from the ashes of destruction!

    • Cloward-Piven Strategy
      January 25, 2019 at 11:52 am


    • Reactionary
      January 25, 2019 at 1:35 pm

      They’d go right for the surrounding suburbs first.

      Liberals in Mass don’t like guns and cops can’t protect everyone.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 25, 2019 at 10:49 am

    This is why there’s such rage between the races. Lazy, freeloadibg Coons living off the backs of hard working “white” people. Fuckin lazy Bastard. Hope you all starve and end up in potters field… Vine swingers.

  • Ungawah
    January 25, 2019 at 10:46 am

    Dude! These Jigaboos don’t know Bananbas are cheap? Also very filling. Don’t apes eat Bananas anymore? Oh well, theres always coconuts. 3 for 5 bucks at the local Shaw’s… Fuckin street cheetahs.

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