Three months ago a Keene, NH man was featured on Turtleboy for sexually harassing random women with dick pics and screenshots of successful people’s bank accounts, in the vain hope that this could eventually lead to him getting his dinky-doodle wet for the first time since procreating.
The same dude who then posts screenshots of private conversations he had with the daughter he doesn’t have custody, in order to prove he’s a great Dad.
Well, he went ghost and moved to New Jersey after we exposed him, but apparently he’s put his page back up and hasn’t learned his lesson based on a post from this weekend.
Dude, save some pussy for the rest of us man.
Of course we know that none of that actually happened, because no chick would ever choose to speak to him without being dared to do so. And if it did happen he would be so over the top that a woman actually showed a slight interest in him, only to become depressed when he realized he couldn’t afford to buy them the imaginary drink he dumped on their head.
His comments were even more pathetic.
He also claimed that he dipped his spam javelin in far hotter penis fly traps than I have.
I can’t tell if he’s playing a character, or if he’s really just this stupid. Either way, he’s pretty much begging to be on Turtleboy so I figured I’d do as he wanted.
He began messaging women who had the audacity to call him out on his bullshit.
Before admitting that he has herpes.
Another productive day for the Foreskin Fapnado. The only downside here is that his name (Matthew Brown) is so common that he’s pretty safe on Google searches for the rest of his life. Just a reminder Matt – you are a deadbeat junkie loser and your daughter secretly despises you and wishes she had a real Dad instead of a two time Turtleboy cum jockey.
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29 Comment(s)
Isn’t it funny how the guys with a sack actually agree? Women intentionally bait guys on facebook literally just to screenshot and put them on blast for attention. It’s a fucking epidemic. Like this if you’re not a gaping vagina and realize that women’s rights ruined everything.
Disrespecting dirty women is for the show. This video is for his go.
He’s not hard to look at though.
Matthew,
I can imagine the look of horror on a prostitute’s face when you drop trow and they see a mess of blister-soup. No woman wants to deal with misogynistic ass-wipe with a spotted pickle dick. I hope your herpes turns to cancer (stage 4). Long shot, but I can dream.
Get Fucked,
Finn
God damn I love you Finn
Space Herpes
WHOAAAA
Get On Board
I’d enjoy fucking him up the ass
He kind of looks like he didn’t get enough oxygen in the womb. Got a weird shaped head. Must be his pea brain rattles around in that large skull. I can see he’s a chick magnet.
I don’t understand the screenshots of some of the texts between multiple people that use the same odd font. A hell of a coincidence, no?
I can’t get past the font. Who walks around with that crap on their phone. It’s like a font designer saw comic sans and said “I can do worse”.
This guys gonna get his head caved soon. You can see it coming. ….
The last 3 girls I dated made me get tested first, now I know why, they must have met this fucking scumbag
but did you make sure THEY got tested?
Casual Observation:
He sure does have a purdy mouth.
Never trust anyone who wears a straight-rimmed hat. If it’s a Bulls hat run away as fast as possible.
The picture of him wearing his sister’s hat with the rash from getting slapped in the face with by a barb wire dick says it all
Sorry for the typo fellas
This motherfucker doesn’t have a clue. No one disrespects women more than I do just ask around motherfuckers I’m the youngest and hottest up-and-coming comedian in Boston. Not only do I slay women I roast them afterwards. I’ll disrespect this motherfucker’s mother right in front of them. Even though I live in my mothers basement don’t have a job and my entire family can’t stand me I still slave women on the regular. This kid is an amateur next to me.
This piece of shit makes decent / semi decent men look bad.
If he is so proud of having STD’s then the judge’s contractors will pick him up and put him in a utility van with a tinted out half moon window on the backside; bring him to the tarmac at teterboro and fly his ass to the rape camps of Congo.
Then he can brag about getting weaponized Africian aids all day long. Then his Internet access will be cut and organs will be harvested.
Dude has a point.
This is why I haven’t picked up chicks in bars since the Regan Administration. Just the odds of locking lips with someone who might have rubbed up against this moron somewhere down the line is enough for me.
He’s right in that most chicks out there are a contradictory shitshow, and the ones who ghost after squeezing a dude for drinks need their teeth chipped. But still.
LOL right, the “don’t need no man” bullshit. But when the chips are down, suddenly “but I’m a woman!”
He would be used as currency in prison. Hopefully a couple sexual assault and possession charges will make that happen soon
His ass would get took real quick in the joint with them pretty baby blues.
Not even cute with that weird shit on his face. Wtf is that anyways!?!
Ball burns
the result of being a happy pierre in a barrel full of holes
That is the aids