Former Blogger Who Shall Not Be Named Shuts Down Turtleboy Store Forcing Turtle Riders To Get Refunds, After David From Attleboro Court Revealed 


So it’s come to my attention today that a former blogger who shall not be named shut down our online Printful store (the third party vendor that prints most Turtleboy gear found in the store). There are still some items you can buy that I keep at the Turtle lair, which you can purchase by clicking hereHowever, if you have ordered something that is NOT in that store right now after February 14, you will be receiving a refund. I can create a new online store, it’s just a pain in the ass. It would’ve been great if this former blogger didn’t collect money under the table from advertisers and sabotage my business while working for me and afterwards, but what can you do? I had to drive to Attleboro this morning after the podcast with Gerry Callahan (which you can listen to by clicking here) to get a copy of the after David, to see what I’m up against on Tuesday at the hearing. I have nothing to say about this at the time, but feel free to formulate your opinions.

Good thing nobody we know has ever harassed someone at work with an online posting.

Or catfished some loser and livestreamed the whole thing so we could laugh at him together at the 15 minute mark.

Or patted themselves on the back for getting a midget of no particular significance arrested on a warrant in order to get some cheap views after lying to him and telling him that you wanted to have a legitimate debate.

Or written a blog smearing a turtle rider who is clearly mentally unhinged for cheap laughs.

Wouldn’t it be insanely hypocritical for someone who spent the last two years doing stuff like that to then go and abuse the court system by asking a judge for immunity to be featured in blogs? Good thing I don’t know anyone who does stuff like that.

I’ll have a lot more to say about the judicial system once this is settled. For now, enjoy a clip of today’s show.


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66 Comment(s)
  • Kill It With Fire
    March 10, 2020 at 11:34 am

    Skate Peeter is a SkankasaurusTRex. Seems like she’s in love with Btichtits, fireball and pills. It’s a shame she’s not in love with her crotch rotted fruits and non-scumbaggery things. Only God can judge. But we’re the spectators in her ratchetossity so fk her.

  • ChicksHateMe
    March 9, 2020 at 8:57 pm

    I took a wrong turn on the internet and ended up here. What a DUMP!!!

    U-Turn and back on the internet highway I go….

  • Derp vs Derp
    March 8, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    This is like a broke dick parody of Grew Up In Fall River.

  • Sonny's Mom
    March 8, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    That first video clip… was that the same “cheese shop” Elizabeth Warren made famous?

  • Archie
    March 8, 2020 at 12:49 am

    From someone that knew josh Abrams. I thought Bristols covered him like she knew him… but love you’re website

  • mearanerin
    Oh no Mr. Bill
    March 6, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    This guy is literally losing his marbles. Go to court and handle it there. We’re sick of daily rants of you being the victim. It’s like a train wreck.

  • Captain Trips
    The Little Injun that couldn't!
    March 6, 2020 at 4:35 pm

    I couldn’t give a fook about Bristol’s white trash antics

    What I DO give a fook about is POCAHONTAS IS OUT OF THE RACE!!!

    Go back to the reservation for you old veiny armed piece of shit!

    WOO HOOO!!!

  • Nelson Muntz
    March 6, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    Har Har!

  • Fatal attraction
    March 6, 2020 at 10:55 am

    Just an observation, but this unnamed blogger is acting like a jilted mistress. If your kids have any bunnies outside, I’d keep them in the house.

  • Live went dead
    March 6, 2020 at 10:53 am

    What happened to the show last night? It just shut off! Was it the computer, or did said unnamed blogger somehow mess with it, like she did your store?

  • I Lost Because I Am A Women. I Lost Because Of Male Misogyny
    March 6, 2020 at 10:39 am

    I didnt lose because i am a pathological liar.

    I didnt lose because I am a deeply flawed and unstable candidate.

    I didnt lose because my plans dont make sense and the math doesnt add up.

    I didnt lose because I lack charisma and couldnt connect with voters.

    I didnt lose because I care more about illegal aliens than I care about actual Americans

    I didnt lose because I am a fake indian.

    • WeRFucked
      March 6, 2020 at 10:43 am

      I would have voted for you if you had a penis.

  • randiguy2006
    March 6, 2020 at 9:30 am

    God your writing skills suck.

    How did she shut down a t shirt vendor????

  • Wames Jood
    March 6, 2020 at 6:59 am

    Unc. TB can’t you be held liable for what Bristol posted on YOUR site as an employee of TBS? Stop digging your grave!

  • Eddie Kimball (Former Selectman)
    March 6, 2020 at 4:00 am

    “AFTER DAVID”. Gets me Every. Single. Time.

    Need a Bobbin for Boners update with my morning coffee tomorrow!

    Cmon Deidre, you’re still whoring and we know it

    • Sir Wilfred Death
      March 6, 2020 at 4:30 am

      My concern is that the energy sink that is Bristol prevents 2020 Ratchet Madness from coming together. My money was on Dear Deirdre who undoubtably is out there gobbling strange on a regular basis. Now it looks like Bristol would have it locked.

      Pleeze Unc, don’t skip the highlight of the year. So many contenders. Heidi, Deirdre, Bristol, and now Dark Horse Fulbright “Scholar” Liz.

  • Bristie Smollett
    March 5, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    Interesting that she’s accusing Unc of harassment and blackmail…but not slander or libel. She says his accusations are “unfounded”, she does not say they are false.

    Telling the truth is not a crime, Bristie. But last I checked, filing a false police reports is.

  • Ew
    March 5, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    I’m sorry, is that fat thing in the audit video Bristol? If so, why have people been saying she’s cute? Gross.

    • 10 foot pole
      March 6, 2020 at 10:06 am

      Seriously. She’s ugly as fuck. I don’t know why anybody was thirsting on her.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 5, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    She is as she was, a victim of life unable to let go and move on without vindictive hatred and less pitiful the more miserable she exposes herself to be.

  • Bury my failed presidential campaign at Wounded Knee
    March 5, 2020 at 10:19 pm

    The Biden-Trump debates are gonna be awesome

  • Pocahontas Lite
    March 5, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    I tried to watch a few minutes of the “to catch a frauditor” video. What is the point of this garbage? An unpleasant woman constantly interrupting someone she’s purporting to interview. Is this the infamous Bristol, or Kate woman at the center of all the imbecilic commotion? What wrong turn in life did she take to end up making videos in coffee shops of arguments over absolutely nothing? Evidently flunked out of something (life itself?) multiple times. I’d expect to see scenes like this only in a cafeteria at a mental hospital for the completely insane. She just as well could be arguing with a wall, and probably does when she is off camera.

    By the way, I enjoyed her affidavit, misspellings and all. Her affidavit says TB has a following of 500,000 per month. Somehow I suspect she, like Joe Biden, also isn’t very good at math. If she really believes you have 500,000 monthly followers, she must think you’re a billionaire and you’re hiding all that revenue from her. Is that what’s behind all of this? If the judge weren’t overpaid, I’d feel sorry for him/her/it.

  • Idfag
    March 5, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    I stopped reading turtleboy when she was on here . She sucked and you could tell she was a white trash !! Her and Krazy scammer Klancy belong together in a shell!

    • Big Popicycle
      March 6, 2020 at 6:02 am

      Wait! Old and crazy yes. But adding scammer? This is new.

      • Idgaf
        March 6, 2020 at 9:15 am

        Yes well she lives in Quincy Housing on Southern Artery the elderly place . Scam part well let’s ask her about the beauty pageant funds. Always causing trouble and looking for something

        • Klancy
          March 6, 2020 at 10:21 am

          Okay, I’m here. What exactly are your questions? Since you know my address. You inviting your self over? Beauty pageant funds? You’re gonna have to fill me in on that one.
          Asking for things? Yep, I asked for people to send cards to a friend with cancer in TX and to my grand daughter when she got hit by a car. I had a go fund me for vet bills for which I retuned every cent when one of TBs followers mentioned it.
          Anything else you care to make up.
          “Scammer” is a harsh word so you better have proof, Jenn.

        • Klancy
          March 6, 2020 at 10:47 am

          Oh and Jenn, get your facts straight. Southern Artery is not Quincy Housing welfare SNAP benefit city like Captains Walk in G-Town. It’s privately owned and quite nice. Remember that time you stalked my daughter and her children? I’m not opposed to making your life a living hell if you go after my family again. You say you don’t know me, yet you’re the one who started every issue in every board in town. Too bad this page doesn’t allow me to post photos of all the shit you got for free and sold on the town groups.
          You better have some real claims and real proof and not some vague trouble making shit.

        • Turtle Rider
          March 6, 2020 at 11:42 am

          Post her exact address.

          • Klancy
            March 6, 2020 at 1:50 pm

            As TB is ultimately responding for monitor content on his blogs, I wouldn’t do that. IPs can be pulled.
            But what I’d like to know is last week when Ida was so quick to blast a guy cuz he lived in Quincy as being me, how come Jenn isn’t me? Considering the guy John and Jenn have the same last names.
            Got the entire family in on it? Dyour due diligence, IDA not everyone on the South Shore is me.

  • Jordis "Birthday Girl!"
    March 5, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    Yay Today’s my Birthday! I am the same age if not older than Kate and still get carded, still buys in the juniors section (age appropriate clothing that fits), I sport a 6 pack after having a few kids (amazing what not being a self-involved sloth can get you in life). I also have my own successful business! Why am I sharing? I just felt like tooting my own horn‍♀️
    So Kate, cry cry cry, sue sue sue…still a sloppy fat HARD loser who will never win in life much less this crap you’re pulling for attention. If your kids or man want to know what a real woman is like have them look me up.

    • Clarence Woods Emerson
      Yo mom
      March 6, 2020 at 4:58 am

      You sound like a loser

    • You deserve a cookie.
      March 6, 2020 at 9:18 am

      Wow.. your something special I guess. Pretty full of yourself too. If people want to put a bag over your head when you have sex with them, the six pack don’t matter much at that point. Unless it was the one they drank before they undressed you of course.

    • Nobody Speshul
      March 6, 2020 at 11:21 am

      Super embarassed for whoever wrote this, lol. It’s ALMOST as if you’re just as self-important & full of yourself as the person you’re attempting to put down – with grade school level insults! LOL

  • Dave
    March 5, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    Seems like Turtleboy has jumped the shark….too bad really. I’m sick of hearing about how everyone is screwing you over

  • capone181
    March 5, 2020 at 8:23 pm

    I just looked at her picture and I think it caused erectile dysfunction.

  • choate bridge manager
    March 5, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    looks like she got a supply of 7.5 percs causing wicked mood swings. hog beast

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    March 5, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    She is evil.

  • Mike Muppet
    March 5, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    No one deletes more comments than the former blogger queen of the white trash.

  • Wames Jood
    March 5, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    Uncle TB you whine too much. You are beginning to sound like a snowflake.

    Man up!

  • Big Whitehead
    March 5, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    Was wondering who the fuck David was.

  • Bitch identifier 101
    March 5, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    Ha ha ha ha ha ….what a loser. Doesn’t she realize you actually have to have something real to report about the “online postage”? What is that anyways, some new kind of stamp? The only thing criminal about this is that an officer of the court is paying any attention at all to the rants of a crazy bitch.

  • Good morning!!!
    March 5, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    I’m just shitkiddin’ ya.

  • TP
    March 5, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    That is the stupidest report I have ever read. It should be printed on toilet paper.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    March 5, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    “..I was previously semi-employed as a writer/contributor and video commentator…”
    that doesn’t sound like employment. don’t even sound like semi-employment.

  • Gus
    March 5, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    Damn Unc, I thought she was being an adult after the agreement you mentioned. Sounds like she is turning into one of the people she used to write about. Best of luck to you in court. (I wish I was closer so I could witness her lying and crying!)

  • MSP.
    March 5, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    Legacy dopes. Legacy. Your moms sludge pile. Dragged. Bacha. Grioouuuoop to the hoop, forget the family goop.

  • Karma
    March 5, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    I’m working on it. I guess her idea of burying the hatchet was to continue to bury in your back. God I can’t believe I actually liked her for a NY minute. What a fuckin douchebag.

  • Jew Spooger
    March 5, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    I would still rub my balls all over her hook-nose

  • BIH the Ratchet
    March 5, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    As I said before …. she needs a psych eval ASAP. Maybe she’s going thru an early change of life and has uncontrolled raging hormones; meds might help. I feel bad for husband and kid(s) — hope they bail from this cray cray. Who the hell would want to put up with this ratchet bull crap?

    All I can say is, karma has a wonderful way of working things out.

  • Really
    March 5, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    does bristol forget she made this public?

  • You got jewed
    March 5, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    (((Bristol))) is so obvious. I wouldn’t expect anything less.

    The jew cries out in pain as he strikes you.

    • You got jewed
      March 5, 2020 at 6:35 pm

      That said, I can’t wait for them to start their Sunday night shows back up, damn I love that crew almost as much as my mom loves giving bj’s behind the dumpster at the Auburn Mall!

      • Bucky Goldstein
        March 5, 2020 at 6:38 pm

        She sure does bro!

  • Valid Number
    March 5, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    Feel free to shoot her a text and call her a whore


  • Ummm What
    March 5, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    I don’t understand man.
    What does that Affadavit have to do with the fact that the T-shirt vendor refuses to work with you anymore?
    Maybe you owe the T-Shirt company some money or something?
    I hope this mix up didn’t fuck up Valentines day for the thousands of people who bought Turtleboy hoodies for their significant other for Valentines Day.

    • WeRFucked
      March 6, 2020 at 10:40 am

      Printful pays a commission, on sales of your design, that you send to their website. It is impossible for uncle AK to owe them money.

  • randiguy2006
    March 5, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    A poem…

    Turtle Boy said they buried the hatchet.
    Too bad he’ll never be rid of the rachet!

    Your welcome.

    • professor agressor
      March 6, 2020 at 10:00 am

      a couplet
      “Men seldom make passes / At girls who wear glasessorses.”

  • Well, No Shit
    March 5, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    It looks like she has two fuzzy caterpillars fucking on her eyelids. The false eyelashes are simply too much.

    • SRR
      March 6, 2020 at 6:16 am

      I was thinking the same thing!
      The fake lashes made her look eyeless or like some fuzzy insect had nested on her eyelids.
      I think she became a legend in her own mind.

  • Sun Yat Sentagraph
    March 5, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    Here come the rants….

  • Osiris
    March 5, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    If Rachel Dratch and Rebel Wilson could have a daughter……it would look exactly like her.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      March 5, 2020 at 4:18 pm

      God damn that is spot on!

  • hartf811
    Captian Obvious
    March 5, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    Bristol looks like Danny DeVito as the Penguin.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 5, 2020 at 4:28 pm

      With a beak like that, she could eat sesame seeds out of a shag carpet

  • Trisha
    March 5, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    Is she unaware that she can block your messages if she doesn’t like them. She is taking you to court???? What a loser.

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