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    We follow this Facebook page called “The ORIGINAL Discussing Fitchburg,” and we saw these comments by some yahoo named Kevin Lynch. He’s not very happy with Fitchburg’s new Mayor, Stephen DiNatale, because apparently the Mayor has the audacity of making him shovel his sidewalk:

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    Turtleboy is a big fan of Mayor DiNatale. I wish we had leadership like this in Worcester that actually made people shovel their shit. This is good government in action. They even posted about it on FPD’s Facebook page:

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    Well evidently this was an unreasonable request for Mr. Lynch. A simple reminder to shovel your sidewalk is tantamount to intimidation and/or harassment. “Bring it on Mayor DiNatale and crew!!” Shots fired.

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    You might be asking yourself, who gives a shit what some yahoo said on Facebook? Facebook was created for morons to say stupid things. Well as it turns out this guy has been somewhat of a controversial figure in the dirty Burg. As mentioned earlier, this guy previously ran for Mayor against Lisa Wong in 2011, and he is everything you dreamed he would be:


    That is the most Fitchburg thing I’ve ever seen. It’s also one of the only times you will ever see him without his token beret:




    Shockingly he never made it past the primary, coming in a distant third to Joe Solomito and Lisa Wong. It probably didn’t help that he was arrested for getting drunk and attacking an off duty police officer right in the middle of his campaign.


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    One of his big platforms is his own personal butthurt about the Fitchburg Police. Amongst other things he believes that they are allowing people to deal drugs:

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    Apparently he wants Mayor DiNatale arrested for committing a federal crime by delivering this reminder to shovel your sidewalk:

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    Wait….what? How is this a federal crime?

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    Great point. This is a serious issue. Better call the FBI!!!

    So what is his beef exactly? Why can’t he just shovel his sidewalk? I mean, it’s not like the city had fined him yet. It was just a reminder that everyone has to clear their own shit. Apparently he was going with the “But, THEY didn’t shovel either!!! No fair!!!” defense:

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    Ahh yes, the “connections.” That’s what this is about. Definitely.

    The “good ol boys” conspiracy isn’t one he’s afraid to repeat over and over again. Oh yea, and rest assured if he sees any of you people waving swastikas in his face then he’s burning them!!!

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    He sounds exactly how we imagined he would too:

    Here’s the only comment on that video:

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    No driver’s license and convicted murderer? Wait….what?? This guy ran for Mayor in 2011 and City Council in 2015. This is a real thing that happened in real life? How are we just finding out about this guy now? Apparently he was framed for his crimes though:

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    I guess this guy is Fitchburg’s version of Steven Avery. It would probably be a coin toss in a spelling bee between those two. Just keep throwing the same words out there – “corrupt cops,” “conspiracy,” “wrongfully convicted.” Eventually it will stick.

    Luckily he has a completely reasonable solution to fix the alleged corruption with the Fitchburg Police Department – swap all the cops with Leominster:

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    Yea, why didn’t I think of that? Just switch the police forces. Simple as that!!!

    He’s not just mad about this letter he received – he’s shaking with anger!!!

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    Glorious. And if you think this guy’s fucking around, you’re wrong. You don’t even wanna know how many times he can bench press 225 pounds:

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    Can we get one of these guys in Worcester? All we have for humor is Bill Coleman. And he’s not very funny at all. I want an Irish guy who always wears a beret and thinks his human rights are being violated because the city is making his 225 pound bench pressing ass shovel his own sidewalk. Here’s hoping that this guy stays in Fitchburg politics for a long, long time.

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    1. Fitchburg-shuffle

      This guy is as entertaining a dipshit as we could ever ask for!

    2. Common sense isn't so common

      Hey bud the NFL combine record for the 225 press is in the mid 40’s so that being said you must have been a world class athlete?… Your just a straight up “Rubba”.

      1. Kevin Lynch

        Well I did 225 for 50. A friend of mine did it as well. I asked him how he was able to lift that much for reps and he gave me his routine which I followed.

        1. Itchburg

          It’s true. he picks up heavy things. Hes’s scared shitless of insects, ghosts, and work.

        2. RK

          You are such an effing tool

    3. Ser Davos Seaworth

      I thought I had this guy blocked on my Facebook… and now I’m seeing him on Turtleboy. Recurring nightmare. This guy is a fucking piece of work. Makes Kevin Ksen sound like a reasonable fellow.

      *makes another Bacardi and Coke… shoots it*

    4. Kevin Lynch

      LMAO, turtle boy. Another annonymous tough guy. You are the idiot as you took it all out of context. This is why you are a funky as a reporter. You are a backbone less coward. Take it a step further and we can have an interview to discuss all these matters.
      You put a stalker named Debbie Gravel comments on here. She is a self proclaimed gay basher. She lost a custody battle over her granddaughter who was taken due to broken ribs and heavy bruising all over her 4 week yr old body.
      As I stated we cleared our sidewalks moron. We also cleared the neighbors on both sides as well as plowed the street. So go fuck your lying self. You conveniently skipped those parts huh?

      Hey coward, anytime you want to have an interview let me know. You are a sheep of the government.

      1. wabbitt

        So if your sidewalks are cleared, throw the form letter away like a rational human being.

        Do me a solid and humor me for a moment. Picture the universe. Infinite space made up of countless stars, planets, nebulae, and other remarkable stellar phenomenon. And at the center of it all is a single point.

        That point? It’s not you.

        Get the Fuck over yourself.

        1. Kevin Lynch

          Get the fuck over yourself bitch

          1. wabbitt

            Such impressive oratory. Clearly you’re overqualified to be mayor of the dirty Burg. You need to set your sights on the presidency!

        2. Maggie the Cat

          wabbit, that is a Classic post. Well done.

      2. Sonjaa

        Please see her messed up website that needs to be blasted with her lies

      3. Sonjaa

        See her messed up FB site that she uses her innocent granddaughter to exploit her own daughter Pray Caylee Home- everyone should go to that site and expose her for her lies and borderline personality

    5. Non Sequitor

      People in Fitchburg knew he was a convicted murderer. That’s why he got 9 votes. Not only did he attack the police officer, he threatened to kill the cop’s wife and kid in front of him. Then he cried like a bitch when he got pinned against a telephone pole by a firefighter before the cop killed him with his bare hands.

      And by the way, he’s not a home grown looney. He’s another import. We have plenty of ‘special’ people who are natives, but this wanna-be pasty thug isn’t one.

      Hey numb nuts, you want Leominster cops? Move to Leominster.

      1. Kevin Lynch

        Coward,lmao. Posting anonymous again? You are brave little bitch boy.

      2. Kevin Lynch

        Your mother got 9 votes for the dirtiest cock suck in Fitchburg

        1. wabbitt

          I’ll give you a point for this one. I chuckled. Maybe you should try comedy instead of city government.

      3. Kevin Lynch

        Coward. Reveal who you are tough guy. Lmao. Hiding.lmao

        1. wabbitt

          See, the reason most of us post under pseudonyms is because we have these things called “jobs.” We’re entitled to our opinions, but getting into a pissing contest with a borderline short bus candidate could hinder our ongoing employment opportunities.

      4. Kevin Lynch

        Bring it tough guy. Any time. Bring it now bitch. Leominster cop, past Fitchburg cop aka drug dealer bitch.
        What did Alberto tell Elsa to keep her quiet? “To remember what she seen the cop involved with dealing drugs and guns in Fitchburg with Alberta and his cronies.

    6. Kevin Lynch

      Bring it on turtleboy the bitch. You are a spineless puke. You write out of context as you are just a pure trouble making annonymous bitch boy.LMAO

    7. Kevin Lynch's Mom

      If Kevin doesn’t own his property, the notice doesn’t even apply to him. and if a notice starts making your left arm hurt and you shake with anger, maybe you shouldn’t brag about how others have picked the wrong fight. seems you are a little too weak to handle a fight or argument or even a light breeze.

    8. Linda Gendron

      When I was growing up we ALWAYS had to keep our sidewalks clean. So Kevin Lynch just needs to be quiet and follow the ordinance.
      There are much better things to complain about. I wouldn’t want kids walking in the street if they don’t have to.


      This is your brain on steroids . . . .

    10. Concerned citizen

      This Guy Is The Biggest FUCKTARD I’ve EVER come across. He gives wack jobs a bad name. He is a joke. Everyone finds him fuckn comical. Is he serious? Everyone is out to get him. I wonder why? Hey kevin. I think it’s time the nice citizens of fitchburg section you. You need some major help and need to stay off the Meth and need to take a nap. No one cares for your crazy thoughts.

      1. Concerned Citizen

        Hey! You stole my anonymous handle I use to respond to jack-wagons like KL here who think the rules are for everybody else! How dare you be as concerned as I am! Shame! Shame!

    11. Non Sequitar

      In case no one gets the reference, where our resident small dicked steroid abuser talks about “Alberto and Elsa,” he’s referring to the murderer boyfriend and murderer mother of Jeremiah Oliver. That’s the kid who was severely abused beaten, killed and dumped by the side of the road in a giant plastic bin.

      So yeah, those are the references this piece of garbage is using to base his allegations against the Firchburg PD. meanwhile he lives a few houses away from gang bangers but he’s too much of a pussy to confront them when he knows what they’re dealing and what they’re doing. They’d butcher him like the pig that he is.

      Cops aren’t choir boys, especially when they have to deal with lazy, jobless welfare recipients abusing the system like Kevin Lynch. Hey tough guy, you’re so big and strong, why don’t you go get a construction laborer job show you can show how tough you are. Those guys would eat you up like a fucking Twinkie.

      Get a fucking job.

    12. biff

      Kevin, your green shirt and tie do not work.

      -Turtleboy fashion police

    13. Sarah

      The best part of this post is the comments!

    14. Derek

      Please, for the love of God, please keep up on his Facebook page. This is pure comedy gold.

    15. […] wrote about this winner yesterday. Apparently he’s well known around town to bad mouth the police, complain about the “good ol’ […]

    16. ACavanaugh

      Well, its very obvious that the city of Fitchburg is not missing it’s Village Idiot!

      1. reality lover

        He is not in jail because the city of Fitchburg wants him around. They laugh that clown Lynch is the one speaking up about their criminal corruption, protection of drug dealers, murderers, or anyone that pays them off. Most people are very stupid, lame, and complacent herd animals. Lynch too is stupid but at least he has a backbone and speaks the truth. The city of Fitchburg tried to imprison a highly educated developer that spoke up about their corruption in 2008. Fitchburg loves having their clown critic Lynch around. If he grew a brain and gained respect he’d be thrown in jail by Fitchburg.

    17. Reality Lover

      If Kevin Lynch is such a loser with nothing of value to say, then why do you all spend so much time addressing him? He is wacked in the head and such but he is far less of an issue than the massive corruption within Fitchburg. He is definitely wrong about them targeting him with their corruption though. They like to keep him around because he discredits legitimate talk about the massive corruption and payoffs drug dealers give to the police, politicians and more. They don’t imprison Mr. Lynch because they laugh and say “look at the idiots that say we are corrupt”. If Kevin didn’t insult politicians, police and point out their corruption and filth then he would be in jail.

    18. Dirtyburg fire

      Kevin why is your mother a lazy fat slob
      Kevin why is your father called a gutter drunk


      You cowards run a story on me and keep me blocked? Typical tbs stating everyone else needs a safespace? Lmao hipocrites, hiding in their shell.
      Aiden, is on live stream wondering if I am a pitcher or a catcher.
      Aiden I wonder the same about you and Gaffney when you take your “bone ” rides. Who is boning who?

      1. Phil Simms Sucks

        Hey Kevie,
        Do you spit or swallow?

    20. […] see what what Kevin gets like when he’s angry though. Like that time the City of Fitchburg made him shovel the walkway of his mother’s house where he lives rent […]

    21. […] a real low life piece of human garbage. And he HATES Turtleboy because we exposed the fact that he refused to shovel his sidewalk after finishing dead last in the Fitchburg Mayoral race. Ever since then he’s been talking […]

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