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Turtlegram And Gazette Honors Convicted Killer Kevin Lynch With Front Page Story About His Non-Profit That Gets Criminals Like Him Out Of Jail

Turtlegram And Gazette Honors Convicted Killer Kevin Lynch With Front Page Story About His Non-Profit That Gets Criminals Like Him Out Of Jail

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The Turtlegram and Gazette has hit a new all time low:

Recognize the cover boy? That would be convicted murderer and failed Fitchburg mayoral candidate Kevin Lynch.

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He’s now the executive director of a non-profit called Ex-Prisoners and Prisoners Organizing for Community Advancement.

He was quoted in the Turtlegram’s article:

“No one’s running a CORI (background check) in drug dealing,” echoed Kevin Lynch, executive director of Ex-prisoners and Prisoners Organizing for Community Advancement. EPOCA, a nonprofit based in Worcester, helps people struggling to right their lives after prison. Mr. Lynch said the current laws, particularly laws surrounding criminal records, need major change.

“Someone will get a job … Then, six months later, they’ll run a (background check), and they’ll be let go,” he said. “People become despondent, and through that they fall back into criminal behaviors.”

So he’s mad that businesses run CORI checks and wants them eliminated. Probably because he hasn’t had a job since before he went away for his part in the murder of Andrew McDonough at his parent’s house on June 13, 1992. A crime that he readily admits he committed and plead guilty to:

“Three men accused in the clubbing and spearing death of Andrew S. McDonough last summer pleaded guilty in Suffolk Superior Court yesterday to manslaughter. Judge Robert Banks ordered Jason D. Clifford, 21, of Dorchester to serve 7 to 15 years, and Kevin Lynch, 23, of South Boston to serve 6 to 15 years in the state prison in Walpole; and Brian Lynch, 20, of South Boston to serve 20 years in the state prison in Concord.”

And yet the headline on the Turtlegram reads as follows:

Incarcerating people with addiction? Bitch you are a MURDERER. You will never, ever, ever shed that. Sure, you only did 7 years in prison because you snitched on your codefendants for a reduced sentence. But they were your golf clubs that were used to beat and impale poor Andrew McDonough at your house because you didn’t want to let him into your party. You initiated the murder. It was your idea. You fueled it. You watched a man die as a golf club was impaled through his skin and he screamed for help. And to this day you still blame Andrew McDonough for his own death because you claim that he was a “knee breaker.”

So yea, you can pretend like you were put in prison because you’re a drug addict. But we’re gonna call you exactly what you are – a MURDERER.

How dumb is the Turtlegram and Gazette for putting this laardvark as their cover boy? Hell, their own newspaper reported his arrest in 2011 for assaulting a cop and threatening to kill him – the same cop who Kevin had been stalking by sitting outside his house in the bushes for weeks:

Mr. Lynch, 41, of 48 Cedar St., Unit 2, is charged with threatening to commit a crime — murder; assault and battery on a police officer; assault and battery on ambulance personnel; and disorderly conduct. Sgt. Kerry C. Siomos alleges in his report that Mr. Lynch assaulted him about 8:45 p.m. at a car show outside of JR’s Pub on North Street, across the street from the fire station.

Sgt. Siomos said he walked outside to move his car about 20 minutes after he arrived at JR’s when Mr. Lynch and Mr. Gonzalez started yelling at him aggressively from the area of a car parked on North Street. He said he immediately recognized Mr. Lynch, “a man that has been stalking this officer for a long time who I consider very dangerous given my knowledge of his criminal past.” Sgt. Siomos said Mr. Lynch continued screaming at him and said, “You cops are all done. I’m going to get all of you.”

The officer approached Mr. Lynch as he continued to yell and flail his arms, his report says, and then Mr. Lynch “got right in my face.” Sgt. Siomos said Mr. Lynch had a deranged look on his face and threatened to kill Sgt. Siomos and his family. “I then told him to step back at which point he started to tense up and push his chest into me, so in fear for my safety I pushed (Mr. Lynch) off with a forearm strike,” according to the report.

When Mr. Lynch then took a “fighting boxer’s stance” toward the sergeant, Sgt. Siomos told him he was under arrest. ″(Mr. Lynch) continued to assault this officer, at which time I punched subject, taking him to the ground,” Sgt. Siomos’ report said.

He also assaulted a firefighter:

Sgt. Siomos said he told Mr. Lynch to stay on the ground, but when he got up and went after Sgt. Siomos again, Firefighter P.J. Roy, who had been on call as an emergency medical technician at the fire station, put his arms around him to restrain him. Mr. Lynch then began striking him with his elbows to get away, according to police reports.

And considering his past, any claim that Kevin is going to kill someone should be taken seriously.


Keep in mind, that this stupid non-profit is advocating to keep criminals out of jail. Ya got that? In a state filled with asshole judges who don’t put criminals in jail, these nudniks believe there are TOO MANY people in jail, and not the other way around. They want to eliminate CORI checks so that employers can’t weed out the assholes, so that people like Kevin can get a job at your company, rob you blind, and then move onto the next one.

Oh, and they’re working with Sheriff Lew Evangelidis. A guy that Kevin has had some strong opinions about in the past:


Interesting that Kevin is the executive director of this non-profit. Which more than likely means he’s taking home a salary. EPOCA does have a decent amount of cash flow:

And their executive director in 2014 made around $50,000:

You can probably bet Kevin Lynch is making around this much too. Who needs a job when you can make that kind of money whining about how mean it is to send convicted criminals to prison? Looks like that “massive civil lawsuit” he keeps talking about never came to fruition.


You don’t wanna see what what Kevin gets like when he’s angry though. Like that time the City of Fitchburg made him shovel the walkway of his mother’s house where he lives rent free:

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And instead of just owning up to his crimes Kevin blames the cops, good old boys, firefighters, courts, jails, and Turtleboy:

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“Thrown in prison unjustly.” – Guy who voluntarily plead guilty to killing someone.

And the rest…..



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Clearly this man is mentally stable and law abiding. Good thing the Turtlegram is legitimizing him with a front page story.


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38 Comment(s)
    March 10, 2018 at 5:32 pm

    Kevin you are stealing form Epoca and I can prove it

    I am sick of your bullshit lies you bitch

  • Wabbitt
    October 13, 2017 at 2:37 am

    The only thing that fat fuck is addicted to is cheeseburgers.

  • Jinx
    October 12, 2017 at 7:37 pm

    Kevin Lynch, you psychotic P.O.S. I hope not a day passes that you aren’t ashamed of yourself. YOU ARE A MURDERER. And a snitch. I guess being from Southie the former can be forgiven but damn… Go die in oblivion,cunt.

  • Good Guy
    October 11, 2017 at 9:23 am

    I’m going to send Kevin my resume today to find out what companies are lining up to hire me!

    Resume is as follows

    * Convicted Murderer

    * A&B on an off duty Police officer

    * A&B on an EMT

    * Road rage (loss of license indefinately)

    * Stalking (banned from State college campuses)

    I can’t wait to see all of the plush job opportunities roll in!

    • bigdaddy
      Kevins Lynchs tiny penis
      October 11, 2017 at 9:49 am

      as long as you are a good SJW you can get one of those jobs at a “non profit “

  • Just great
    October 11, 2017 at 7:57 am

    This must be a no show position watch it closely because the sicko has to get from Fitchburg to Worcester everyday and his drivers license has been suspended for life.

    Now let’s say a violent criminal with a mile long rap sheet, gang tats all over his body and face gets released from jail. Is it really a CORI that is preventing this peach of society from getting a decent job?

  • Emily Lynch
    October 11, 2017 at 7:46 am

    My uncle has been feeding the police task force info on mainsouth drugdealers that turn down his sexual advances, resulting in arrests and less drugs on the street ……

    • R
      October 11, 2017 at 8:32 am

      Jeez. If knowledge of this uncle’s cooperation with police were to get out, it could put him in a compromising and potentially deadly situation.

  • whatevuh
    October 11, 2017 at 7:44 am

    No wonder he’s gay, that guy is friggin homely

  • Diane Woods emerson
    October 11, 2017 at 7:34 am

    I want to know who wrote the grant , where the money came from and exactly what it is marked for.
    Seems like a lot of cash for something that is stupid. I want to make some shot up and get a grant like that.

  • Jack
    October 10, 2017 at 11:44 pm

    He needs psychiatric help.

  • msheadkracker
    October 10, 2017 at 9:41 pm

    Dude is a straight up psycho, got 7 years for murder, now is rolling in the money for his “non-profit” that helps other degenerates that didn’t pay their dues with a life sentence. He should be rotting in jail, whoever offered his big fat ass that sentence should be rotting in jail, he has no room to talk about a “hipocrite”, he’s a walking hypocrite. If I was the mom of that poor kid, this piece of garbage would be paying every day for the rest of his life, I’d make it my life’s mission to make sure everyone knew how heartless and stone cold this asshole really was.

    Btw, Kevin, people don’t forget, time will pass but they will always remember your name associated with the murder of another human being.

    • Kevin lynch
      October 11, 2017 at 12:19 am

      Bring it on mouth. You want to run your MOUTH from the safety of a fake name? Lmao. COWARD.
      Keep my name out of your MOUTH while I spend some time in your mothers

      • Kevin Lynch
        October 11, 2017 at 11:13 am

        Keep my name outta your MOUTH, mouth… COWARD. I’d blow you. For free. I can’t keep ANYTHING out of my mouth. My mother taught me how, BITCH. She has what you call, a bit of a weight problem. You know how much spunk you need to swallow to put on even a pound. LOTS. She drank it by the gallon! Mine, David’s, Andrew’s, Pedro’s, everyone at the Denny’s… LOTS.

      • DOC headshrinker
        October 11, 2017 at 5:04 pm

        Now Kevin, you have to learn how to deal with all this anger before you murder someone else. It’s unhealthy to have so much rage.

  • Justice
    October 10, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    A CORI should stay with you for the rest of your life just like sex offenders need to be registered for the rest their lives.

    The idea that convicted criminals only commit crimes again is because they have a CORI is Bullshit. They are fucking criminals.

  • October 10, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    Your mother is a fat smelly pig.
    Hose fatso down, was the witch will yeah
    Get your dad out the gutter where his drunk ass falls every day
    Tell your punk ass pussy nephew that he’s a cry baby snitch
    Tell your lazy ass fired brother Brian to lay off the drugs
    Your family be shit head family of the fitchburg get to

  • They call me Ponch
    October 10, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    When did Kevin and Maura announce their engagement?

    • bigdaddy
      Kevin Lynch's gaping anus
      October 10, 2017 at 8:59 pm

      I am sure Maura wears the strap on

  • chrissy
    October 10, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    “Clearly this man is mentally stable and law abiding. Good thing the Turtlegram is legitimizing him with a front page story.”

    I hate it when assholes get ahead. But isn’t that always the way since the dawn of time?
    That’s why we love turtleboy it stands against assholes who try to shove their way ahead of the crowd..

    • Kevin lynch
      October 11, 2017 at 12:16 am

      You love turtleboy because you get to call others names and label others for the same shit you do and did. You r. Follower and a bandwagon jumper. Keep riding the bandwagon an harassing people u don’t know from the safety of your fake name?? Lmao

      • chrissy
        October 11, 2017 at 1:04 am

        idk man I am not a big namecaller i don’t think?

        sorry for calling you an asshole I guess?

        is this to mean you’re a real sweetie?


        ps I am not always a follower and bandwagoneer I even have earned trolls for standing up for unpopular opinions quite often here.

        so…. I don’t know you but you sure as hell don’t know me and my name is real.

  • ElJefe72
    OJ Simpson
    October 10, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    Kevin Lynch has nothing on me.

  • Barry
    October 10, 2017 at 7:29 pm

    Calm down, how much damage can a community organizer even cause?

  • Publius
    October 10, 2017 at 7:01 pm

    Twice Lynch was offered to meet at the TB Love Statue. Twice he failer to show. Guy gets unhinged over silly things. Counseling probably no use. Maybe just an old fashion adjustment to his attitude.

  • bigdaddy
    Kevin Lynch tiny penis
    October 10, 2017 at 6:59 pm

    Kevin is a world class fucking asshole

  • Lynchypoo
    October 10, 2017 at 6:17 pm

    Emily. <3

  • Just great
    October 10, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    I called the EPOCA office to complain but Whitey Bulger answered the phone!

  • Citypoint
    October 10, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    I remember Drew McDonoughs murder. Lived right up the street at the time.
    You have big balls to call anyone a POS.
    You watched/participated in killing a man who was down.
    And then sang like a bitch.
    And were a bitch in the joint.
    Hope you suffer as horribly as he did.

    • Kevin lynch
      October 11, 2017 at 12:12 am

      Fuck you mouth. I knew Andrew myself. I use to buy coke, pot and booze after hrs from him. And then the yacht club boys began to buy everything from me instead of Andrew.
      You must of know the COWARD who shot a 357 at my mother through her bay window 3 different times Huh? Real brave tough guys. The problem with you is you and your friends were use to sucker punching other guys who didn’t fight back as you claimed to know whitey.

      • Kevin Lynch
        October 11, 2017 at 11:09 am

        And to top that off… my sainted father had to sleep with the bridge troll mother of mine. I could hear the oinks from my bedroom, where I used the coke, pot, and booze to numb the sensations. So I took to jamming golf clubs up my ass… preparation for prison life. God, I miss prison… All the cock I could eat, and then some.

      • Citypoint
        October 11, 2017 at 1:56 pm

        I see you didn’t avail yourself of the educational opportunities in the can.
        Too busy smoking pole from what I hear.
        It’s “must have” not “must of”.
        Stupid and a murderer too boot.

  • Kevins Psychotic
    October 10, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    EPOCA certainly practices what they preach because this guy is a lifelong felon and a fucking homicidal maniac.

    Word on the street is their first choices for the position were Charles Manson or OJ.

  • Wwy
    October 10, 2017 at 4:31 pm

    Telegram and gazette is Jew news

    • Goldfarb
      October 11, 2017 at 7:34 am

      Lighten up, Adolph.

  • Maggie the Cat
    October 10, 2017 at 4:17 pm

    Liberal politicians are just about the stupidest suckers on the planet.

    • Gator
      October 11, 2017 at 7:31 am

      That study is so flawed. It’s the exact OPPOSITE! The area is so high crime that it results in corresponding high incarceration rates. A MIDDLE SCHOOLER could figure that out!

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      October 11, 2017 at 8:25 pm

      They are neither stupid, nor suckers.

      They know exactly what they are doing. That’s the scariest part.

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