It’s Time To Sue Facebook: Convicted Murderer Kevin Lynch Mass Reported Our Sponsored Facebook Live Show Which Was Taken Down Twice

It’s Time To Sue Facebook: Convicted Murderer Kevin Lynch Mass Reported Our Sponsored Facebook Live Show Which Was Taken Down Twice

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This is Kevin Lynch:

His phone number is 978-790-2059 and he lives at 48 Cedar Street in Fitchburg.

In 1992 he murdered an innocent young man named Andrew McDonough at Kevin’s parent’s house in South Boston. When Andrew and his friends heard about a party at Kevin’s after hours they showed up. Kevin told them there was no room for them and they needed to leave. But instead of just letting them go Kevin started getting aggressive with Andrew and urged his brother and friends to jump in. As Andrew was being beaten on the street Kevin brought out a nine iron from his golf clubs, which he handed to his friend, who then used it to bludgeon Andrew McDonough to death. As he laid dying on the street Kevin did nothing, but went back inside and kept drinking as if nothing happened, like the cold blooded murderer he is. He didn’t even call 911. He just led him bleed out.

But because Kevin is both a pussy and a snitch, he took a plea of just 7 years for manslaughter in exchange for testimony against his codefendants. Read about it here. 

He is not in the least bit sorry for what he did. He actually blames Andrew McDonough for being a bad guy who “hurt people for profit“:

You have been told about this case. Andrew McDonough and his friends purpose that night was to HURT people! Him and his friends hurt people for profit! Kevin Lynch never approached anyone to start a fight. HE NEVER HURT PEOPLE FOR PROFIT! Some people have stated that “you live by the sword you die by the sword”! McDonough and his friends were persistent to fight, they wouldn’t accept a NOT INTERESTED! Andrews friends had bullet holes in them due to warring factions in the CRIME world!

Many of Andrews friends were slugs that would murder there own family members! Ask the officers that knew these people! Whitey Bulger is an evil worm like this bunch! The manner in which you are using this case is deplorable! Have you read this case? 16 yr olds? 17 and 18yr olds? Against vicious leg breakers? These kids were in good high schools and looking at colleges while Andrew and his friends were plotting to hurt people for money!! Shame on you is right!!

Just a real low life piece of human garbage. And he HATES Turtleboy because we exposed the fact that he refused to shovel his sidewalk after finishing dead last in the Fitchburg Mayoral race. Ever since then he’s been talking about massive civil lawsuits against us, while claiming that we are encouraging people to “rape his 15 year old niece” (she’s perpetually 15).

But it’s all just a lie and a smokescreen to distract people from the fact that he’s a low life murdering piece of human garbage. He took a human life in as brutal a way as possible. He doesn’t get to cast judgement on others, and we’re honored that our blog offends him. But don’t ever forget when you see him comment somewhere about Turtleboy – he killed poor Andrew McDonough, who would be 48 years young today.

He moved to Fitchburg after prison in an attempt to hide and pretend to be a progressive activist. But he can’t stop getting arrested, and in 2011 he was charged with threatening to murder a police officer; assault and battery on a police officer; assault and battery on ambulance personnel; and disorderly conduct, after he attacked a cop he was stalking, and a firefighter who tried to stop him.

The reason we bring this up tonight is because we went on Turtleboy Live on our backup page, the Lost Boys of Turtle (Facebook unpublished our main page with 112,000 followers because it was mass reported by trolls), and it was reported and taken down twice:

The show hadn’t even really started yet by the time they were pulled. We didn’t “bully or harass” anyone. We did a roll call and asked where people were watching the show. That’s apparently bullying now. The show was also sponsored, and now we’ll have to give a full refund to the business that paid us money in the hopes that they’d get more customers (they would) as a result of advertising with us. Lots of people are losing money over this, but it’s about much more than money. It’s about principle.

We were also told that the Lost Boys of Turtle, which has almost 28,000 followers, was unpublished:

But yet the Lost Boys of Turtle is clearly still there. This is yet another example of how Facebook is run by robots. This is a multi billion dollar company that could easily hire thousands of people to review reported posts. But because Mark Zuckerberg and Cheryl Sandberg wanna buy themselves another yacht, they elect to have robots do it. And then they LIE and tell you that humans are doing this. A human being wrote to us that our page, which is clearly published, was unpublished. This is the second most trafficked website in the world and it is becoming a fucking joke!!

So who took us down tonight? Could’ve been anyone, since Facebook has a policy that people who reports posts remain anonymous. But Kevin Lynch is taking credit for it:

Once again, his phone number is 978-790-2059, and he lives rent free in his mother’s house at 48 Cedar Street in Fitchburg. He is openly plotting to not only take our page away from us, but to take it away from you too. The Internet is supposed to be a place where the free exchange of ideas can take place. But people like Didi Delgado and Kevin Lynch are being enabled by Facebook, which is encouraging them to spend all day reporting things they don’t like. Because God knows neither of them has a job. It’s fun to laugh at them, but they are the single biggest barrier to freedom in our country today.

So what are we doing about it? Well we were gonna discuss it on Live tonight, but we’re taking real legal action. Our lawyer has already sent a demand letter to Facebook to have the page restored. They have 30 days to get back to us. If they don’t then we have to sue them. But if we sue in Massachusetts then Facebook will make a motion to dismiss since it says in the terms and conditions that you have to file suit in California.

This means that we have to hire a California attorney, which our Worcester attorney is referring us to. The problem is that it’s going to be extremely expensive. We’re talking six figures. However, we’ve consulted with several lawyers about this and they all agree that this is a clear contractual violation on the part of Facebook. The terms and conditions we agreed to are not being violated on our part, yet our page is being taken down. This means Facebook is violating the contract. We will win this if we fight it. It would be a landmark case that would brig us nationwide fame and a gigantic settlement. It’s just gonna be extremely expensive and we can’t afford that at the moment.

So here’s the question – what do we do, and what are you willing to do? Like we said, this isn’t just about us. It’s about you. You’re being denied content and entertainment for absolutely no reason. You’re being denied real news, and real opinions that you can’t get anywhere else. Some people have suggested a GoFundMe but I think our stance on those is pretty clear. SSTG came up with the idea of just selling merchandise for a higher price, with the understanding that it’s a fundraiser for the legal fight.

What do we think? Yes or no?

Any money made would be given back to anyone who donated.

Another option is to make more noise about this. If this became a really big story it would be embarrassing for Facebook. Their entire platform can be manipulated by a welfare queen and a convicted murderer. If they can do this to us they can do it to anyone. We would suggest messaging the following people by messaging them on Facebook about this. It’s all about volume. If they start getting hundreds of messages they will take notice: (click on any to go to their Facebook page, and make sure to stress that this is happening specifically because we criticized a “leader” of black lives matter Boston):

Milo Yiannopoulos

Ben Shapiro

Amiri King

Cassandra Fairbanks

Steven Crowder

Pamela Geller

Bill Maher


A great one would be Peter Thiel. He took down Gawker and hates Facebook. Anyone know anyone who knows Peter Thiel?

If you can think of any more, let us know. We will fight this. We will win this. Whatever it takes. We will never, ever, ever, ever, EVER let the bad guys win. Ever.

61 Comment(s)
  • Carl
    December 4, 2017 at 7:32 pm


    • CarlsFriend
      December 6, 2017 at 9:36 am

      Hi Carl.

  • Johnny Rocket
    December 4, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    Why so negative on a Gofundme ? It is after all for a worthy cause. It’s not like you spent all your money on anew Iphone8 or at the casino. I mean it would be great exposure for you.

  • Publius
    December 3, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    Turtle Boy has facebook on the brain.

  • Customer service
    December 3, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    Welcome to FB customer service.

    Press 1 if you are having trouble singing in so we can play a prerecorded laugh track for you because we don’t care.

    Press 2 is you’re one of the 10 million morons who daily claim you are going to sue us so we can play a prerecorded laugh track for you because we don’t care.

    or please continue to stay on the line and nobody will ever get to your call because…….we don’t care and you are just one account out of billions so suck it!

  • Huwhite
    December 3, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    Facebook is a kike-run scam to get all your personal info and turn you into just another product. Go to the dark web, join heroes like Andrew Anglin and weev and fight against the ZOG!

  • suuuuuckittrebek
    December 3, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    Jesus you know Massachusetts is shit when you elect sloth from the goonies to run your city. savin my money cant wait to get the fuck outtttt.

  • B.
    December 3, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    Waah! Someone’s treating Turtleboy the way they treat others. You’ve used terms like “guttersluts” or “trailer trash” when people are asking for money on GoFundMe – yet here you are. XKCD has a great comic about freedom of speech, and here’s people showing you the door.

  • Jinxie
    December 3, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    I’m currently heavily considering that I take this to my business page on Facebook.
    State why I’ll no longer be paying FB for advertising, explain why I’m moving it to here, link to these articles and donate a percentage of my profits to a legal fund.
    I WILL lose customers but those would be the scum that hates TBS anyway so really, fuck them. Is anyone else interested in doing the same?

  • Jinxie
    December 3, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    I’m willing to give every extra bit of cash I have for TBS to continue doing what it does and not be censored by some loud, whiny pussified, snowflakes who can’t handle all that “real talk” people talk about but don’t want to hear.(After Christmas,stupid kids…)

    And fuck Kevin Lynch, prison style like he’s used to. My cousin was at that party, my husband was friends with the victim. I hate him with a passion that is real and undying.

    • B.
      December 3, 2017 at 4:46 pm

      Now I understand how complete con artists like Alex Jones and Joel Osteen always seem to get more money.

    • Kevin Lynch
      December 5, 2017 at 11:46 am

      Jinxie, go fuck yourself.lmao. Do be a tough guy want a be mobster in life and bad things may not happen.
      Don’t make him and his friends innocent. Andrew sold me my cocaine, alcohol and weed. Tell it to someone else. Tell everyone how he was a none sucks punch king. Tell everyone how him and his friends got use to breaking up parties and destroying the property.
      Andrew was mad at me because I took all his customers.
      Plus, I begged him not to start a fight but he took it for weakness and began sucks punching 16yr olds that were 100 shaken wet. FACTS.

  • citypoint
    December 3, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    Kevin Lynch. Fat sack of shit who killed a man while he was down.
    Ratted out his friends. Got light sentence.
    He was a punk in prison. And from what some CO friends told me a champion pole smoker.

    • Jinxie
      December 3, 2017 at 2:55 pm

      I have a really pissed off dog in this fight as I stated before, my husband was friends with the victim and my cousin was at that party. Think how they feel about Kevin Lynch, multiply that by how much all 3 of us love TBS and then you basically end up with a riot. Except we’re civilized folks who’ll just back TBS financially.

  • Brand
    December 3, 2017 at 11:44 am

    Wz there a murder scheme?
    if not its hella gud

  • Karma Bus
    How's the little girls you touch doing Kev?
    December 3, 2017 at 11:15 am

    I run my business from Facebook AND pay them to advertise my business. Well, until the turtle pages can be restored and PERV murderer pieces of shit are removed….they have lost my business.

    • Jinxie
      December 3, 2017 at 2:43 pm

      Ditto, FB is not getting any more advertising money from me, that’s all going to the TBS legal fees fund from now on. In fact, I’m going to advertise with TBS from now on, I often consider it but now it’s time to implement it. Sure, it might not directly help TBS but I’m just about positive that I’ll have more money to give towards their legal fees.

      • JinxieFromNowOn
        December 3, 2017 at 2:45 pm

        JFC, could I say from now on more from now on?

  • Kevin Lynch
    December 3, 2017 at 10:36 am

    I did it. I finally got you assholes stopped. Turtleboy sucks. I am gonna do everything I can to make sure you people lose. I don’t have anything else to do like work so I have a lot of time on my hands. I have been emailing Did to team up with her to destroy. I asked her out for a romantic date at Taco Bell if she could get her followers to pay for it but she said she don’t go out in public with white people so we have may have to put that on hold. I just hope nobody bothers me at my mom’s house or she is gonna be pissed and might make me move out or god forbid get a job and contribute to society. Turtleboy lies and make up false things about me like saying I pulled out a 9 iron to kill someone. Those lying scum made that up… It was a 5 iron.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    December 3, 2017 at 10:08 am

    Can I make a sign that says “old , white lives matter”
    “We pay your EBT”
    I fell racially attacked for being white. How bow dat!

  • Tony
    December 3, 2017 at 9:51 am

    The rat murderer should still be in prison.

    • SVU
      December 3, 2017 at 6:46 pm


  • WHAAAmbulance
    December 3, 2017 at 8:52 am

    WHAAAAA Facebook is unfair!!!!!

    WHAAAAA Kevin Lynch is picking on us!!!!!!

    LOL what a bunch of homos

    • John Wypyszinski
      December 3, 2017 at 8:58 am

      Shut up Kevin

    • Lynda Lapine
      December 3, 2017 at 9:02 am

      It’s not whining. TB’s point is illustrating the bias and prejudice that some social media sites and the media have to certain political ideologies. It’s blatantly obvious to logical people. It’s not obvious to illogical people. You see, it’s acceptable to FB to have some woman and her crew from Boston to post a video in which one of them spouts off about white privilege and says, “Fuck you, white people.” That gets a free pass from FB
      Offer sound advice to some hooker from Spencer as to what changes she could make to her life to better the life of both herself and her child and it’s considered bullying.

      If you can’t see this then I feel sorry for you.

    • Jinxie
      December 3, 2017 at 2:48 pm

      Whining and actually doing something are two completely different things, Kevin. Not that you’d get that since all you do is what I like to call The Fat Hog Whiny Bitch Shuffle all day,every day.

  • How original
    December 3, 2017 at 8:42 am

    Wow, a lil guy from a welfare shithole like Worcester is going to try and sue a Mega corporation? I bet that’s never been thought of before. I’m sure they will be paying you out millions lol.
    Will Dick N Vulva be spearheading the lawsuit?

  • Diane Woods emerson
    December 3, 2017 at 8:31 am

    I see some of the comments say you can’t fight Facebook. Bullshit. If it’s a contract it’s a contract. This is why we have laws, and court etc. the snowflakes just bitch and complain and give in. Fuck that. What’s right is right and worth the fight.
    There has literally got to be a lawyer that can take on the terms and conditions that FB sets up and we are all forced to agree to in order to use the service. So doesn’t that require they abide by their own rules. It’s so stupid.

  • Forgetaboutit
    December 3, 2017 at 8:06 am

    Bad move TB, fb has billions of dollars an army of lawyers, miles of fine print. TB suing fb is like DiDi Delgado suing TB.

    FB is already old tech, many ways for TB to stream a live show without FB, forget FB their not that important and you won’t win.

    if you did win it would feel more like a loss. FB rewrites it’s policies the next day and you’ve exhausted yourself in a 3 year court battle.

  • King of the SJWs
    December 3, 2017 at 7:54 am

    Kidding aside, regardless of who you might THINK you are FB has billions of followers who couldn’t give a shit less about your page. I’m pretty sure 99.9999% of Facebook haven’t even noticed you are gone. Time to get over yourself.

    It’s really sad when a complete fucktard like Kevin Lynch beats you at your own game.

  • King of the SJWs
    December 3, 2017 at 7:43 am

    You need to hit these big corporations where it hurts. i.e. there wallet.
    Cancel your subscription and get you100,000 followers to do the same.
    Then they will be begging you to come back!!

    It’s all fun and games for them until the checks stop rolling in.

    Hold a rally!! Have all of the supporters meet outside of the Turtle offices and once the crowd is 100 strong march down to the State house holding signs that say things like ‘Save the Whales’ and ‘Protect the Trees’! Bring a megaphone and tell Congress NO MORE! Not while there is a breath in our bodies and change in our hearts!!!

  • Hughbo Mont
    December 3, 2017 at 5:28 am

    It won’t go to court.

    • mike
      December 3, 2017 at 7:06 am

      Judge Richard Hertz is already greasing up for this one!
      He’s gonna be thrusting away!

      • John Wypyszinski
        Herr Doktor
        December 3, 2017 at 7:45 am

        Okay, “Mike” or is it really Kevin? Or Didi? You keep trying at “comedy” now, but don’t quit yer day job. Oh, I forgot — YOU DON’T HAVE ONE!

        • mike
          December 3, 2017 at 3:09 pm

          its sunday dipshit

          • mike
            December 3, 2017 at 3:15 pm

            btw, nice little ad hominem attack.
            shouldn’t you be going on a camping trip with a bunch of little boys?

  • mike
    December 3, 2017 at 5:09 am

    if you dont like facebook then stop using it. you are not being forced to use it. you do not pay anything to use it. you agree to their terms and conditions. you are not being oppressed. your rights are not being violated. any questions?

    please stop with this bitch shit, its just sad.

    • Hughbo Mont
      December 3, 2017 at 5:34 am

      Mike, you’re clueless.

      • mike
        December 3, 2017 at 6:15 am

        LOL, good one!

        • Hughbo Mont
          December 3, 2017 at 9:45 am

          Mike, how does FB make money?

          • mike
            December 3, 2017 at 3:06 pm

            they rub their buttcheeks together?

    • Stuart P
      December 3, 2017 at 7:35 am

      Mike, Go back and look at the JarJar stinks article from Nov 28. There’s a graphic in there that shows where the traffic to the site comes from. 49k of the total 57k hits on the website originated from Facebook (that’s more than 85%).

      I come straight to the site because FB sucks, but the vast majority clearly do not.


      • SVU
        December 3, 2017 at 9:38 am

        I come directly to the site also. I view it so often, I type tu the page pops up. But your right, most people don’t. They go thru Facebook. I can’t stand Facebook. I can’t deal with all the people being fake. The people who whine about life all day and so on. But I understand why TBS needs their Facebook running. This would be something I would have no problem donating to. And Kevin Lynch is a horrible human for what he did to Andrew McDonough.

        • itsjustme
          December 3, 2017 at 11:07 am

          I usually come directly to the website to read it but sometimes go to fb to read the comments.
          I like the idea of them getting their own app. I am also in favor of them going after fb as they have done nothing wrong and been removed for no reason and have proof (like a picture of a turtle being removed for nudity.)

      • mike
        December 3, 2017 at 3:08 pm

        . . . and this violates your rights how?

        • Stuart P
          December 4, 2017 at 9:45 am

          Ugghh, you really don’t understand how this works, do you?

          Facebook is a tool, a tool that Turtleboy pays to use and can use as long as they abide by the contract (terms of service). Facebook admits that Turtleboy has not violated the contract, but has revoked their use of the tool. By far, that tool is the one that TB uses the most and is essential to his business- the vast majority of page views come from Facebook and page views is how TB makes money.

          I’m not sure what your profession is, Mike, but let’s assume you’re a truck driver and the federal government said you couldn’t drive on the interstates even though you are fully licensed, bonded, and insured and you haven’t violated any rules of the road. Some Prius drivers just complained that they don’t like you. Would you feel your rights were being violated?

          • mike
            December 4, 2017 at 11:26 pm

            LOL LOL LOL LOL
            so how does that violate your rights?
            How does that oppress you?
            its not your fault you’re stupid

    • Diane Woods emerson
      December 3, 2017 at 8:15 am

      Shut the fuck up

      • mike
        December 3, 2017 at 3:08 pm

        oh snap! (do the kids still say that?)

  • whatevuh
    December 3, 2017 at 4:44 am

    Kevin Lynch, LOL if you look up the word douchbag, his picture is there. That guy couldn’t get laid in a whore house with a fist full of $20’s

    • bigdaddy
      Kevin Lynch
      December 3, 2017 at 7:11 am

      thats not true Its because I have a tiny penis

      • Levin Kynch
        December 3, 2017 at 8:58 am

        First of all, I never had a fist full of 20’s because I’m a useless unemployed piece of shit, but David DID fist me.

        Second of all, I don’t even like pussy, I like men’s tight assholes. David just has a dreamy one, it’s tighter than Tom Thumb’s ass!

        Thirdly, we have the screen shots, I want gaffney’s involvements I own, and I’m taking the turtle to poundtown! Right after David finishes on my face, I catching today.

        • mike
          December 3, 2017 at 3:27 pm

          i understand why you upset, you just got chased off facebook. life goes on

  • Lynda Lapine
    December 3, 2017 at 4:26 am

    Let me know how the financial contributions work. This is one cause I can get behind.

    • Tipi
      December 3, 2017 at 10:03 am

      Me too. With 112,000 followers, can you imagine if everyone gave $1? Or half of us give $2, or a quarter of us gave $4 and on…. we can beat FB. I like the FB platform, but HATE the way it’s (not) run.

      • Lynda Lapine
        December 3, 2017 at 10:11 am

        Hell, I’ll give more than that. Freedom of expression is that important to me and no, TB will never have to pay it back.

        • Tipi
          December 3, 2017 at 10:23 am

          I agree 100%! I’m just saying any amount would be helpful. I don’t want money back either. It’s worth it to me for the freedom of speech and the unequal FB treatment of consecutive speech vs liberal.

          • mike
            December 3, 2017 at 3:26 pm

            might as well throw your money out the window.

  • fordsnharleys
    December 3, 2017 at 4:14 am

    Has this been done to other businesses? If you can find enough then a class action or pooling resources might help. If a thousand people through in 100 that would get you there or a good start. $25 from 4000 followers, which is less than a one month subscription to the 2nd best news source would get you there. Then there could be mass advertising for a young lawyer wanting to make a name for himself by suing facebook might be an option but could be risky.

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