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Four high ranking Massachusetts State Police higher ups have retired in disgrace after we exposed shady coverups they were involved in. Former pot dealer Leigha Genduso is suspended without pay, and she’ll likely be back working at Centerfolds soon as well. But one person who has escaped completely unscathed is former Colonel Marian McGovern, who Leah Genduso credited with being her “mentor” during the academy.
Remember, when Marian McGovern retired in 2012 she accepted a full pension that exempted her from paying federal income taxes because of an alleged disability (a heart condition). This was estimated to save her around $25,000 a year in federal income taxes.
Her pension was approved by a special two member board, both of whom were government hacks on the taxpayer dime:
“McGovern’s disability pension was approved by a special three-member board, which reviews only state police disability applications. All other disability applications across the state are handled by a panel of three independent doctors, but state law requires that State Police disabilities be reviewed by the state commissioner of public health, state surgeon, and State Police superintendent, or their designees.”
So here’s my question? Why is she doing Crossfit style workouts if she has a heart condition?
Kelly’s bootcamp for women isn’t something you should be participating in if you “require lifelong medication and management” for your “heart condition.” Kelly don’t play:
And just for the record, it’s not recommended that people with serious heart conditions like this participate in CrossFit style exercise programs:
These people make me sick. They use their connections and power to suck off the taxpayers for an eternity. This woman owns more than one home. She’s probably worth a shitload of money and was set to collect a fat pension for the rest of her life. But it wasn’t enough. She just had to use her “heart condition” to avoid paying federal income taxes like the rest of us have to. And that HACK David Procopio, who is nothing more than the mouthpiece for an utterly corrupt organization, has the nerve to tell us that she’ll require “lifelong management” for her heart condition. I guess strenuous exercise programs for a post-menopausal woman is part of that lifelong management.