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Fort Wayne Indiana Chapter Of DCF Moms Has Declared War On Bret Killoran After Captain Camel Toe Starts GoFundMe To Sue DCF Because Her Kid Fell In A Lake In Foster Care

 

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If you think the DCF Moms are ratchet in Massachusetts, wait till you see what the Indiana chapter of “DCD done stole my kidz” looks like. This is Brittney from Fort Wayne.

Fort Wayne is like a slightly bigger Worcester or Lowell, except much cheaper because no one wants to live in Fort Wayne, Indiana. For instance, in Worcester if you wanted to spend $340,000 on a house you’d get a 1700 square foot fixer upper. In Fort Wayne you get this.

Because no one wants to live in Fort Wayne if they have to live around people like Brittney.

Captain Camel Toe posted the other day about her baby Braylen, who’s in the hospital after nearly drowning in a lake at a foster home.

DCF Mom: “My children didn’t deserve to be taken out of my home.”

Also DCF Mom: “I regret everything.”

Well which one is it? If you regret everything you did in your sad, failed attempt at parenting, then you’re admitting that your crotch fruit was snatched up by the DCF fairy because your own failings. I am aware that some of these foster homes aren’t the best either, even though we have no idea what the real story is behind this. After all, we’re taking the word of a guttermuppet who admittedly is in love with herself.

But the best way to avoid this form happening is to make sure DCF doesn’t take your kids. Because most normal people will never, ever be in a situation where DCF takes their kids. This happened a few years ago in Auburn after two year old Avalena Conway died at in a foster home because her foster mother was a trashbag herself. The media treated the birth mother like the victim when she went to the house and demanded answers, but completely ignored the fact that her baby was in foster care because she was IN JAIL for drug charges.

According to Brittney we won’t understand until our crotch fruits are taken for no reason.

Newsflash – kids don’t get taken by DCF for no reason. You have to earn that honor. And the mere fact that you think this is a common occurrence that anyone can relate to tells me everything I need to know about the kind of people you choose to associate with.

Now this mother is on Facebook blaming everyone but herself for the fact that her kid ended up in this situation.

She’s whining about how it’s not fair that her case worker will only let her see the kid four hours a day.

She’s bragging about going on the news.

“We got you baby, we’re standing by you strong as fuck.”

Because I’m sure your kid’s gonna read your Facebook post while IN A COMA!!

Up next was the GoFundMe.

Except they weren’t raising money for the poor kid’s medical bills (we all know the taxpayers will take care of that as usual), she’s raising $2,000 for an attorney to sue DCF.

If your initial reaction to your kid being in the hospital is to raise money to sue the organization that rightfully took the baby away from you in the first place, instead of getting your shit together so that you never let this happen again, you are a slugrake of epic proportions. As if any attorney is going to sue a state organization for just $2,000 anyway.

She’s got it all figured out though.

She’s not suing the state, she’s suing the state run organization. Don’t get it twisted.

But the problem with rolling exclusively in guttermuppet circles is that no one you know has any money after the the first week of the month because they’ve sold all their food stamps already. So she’s raised a grand total of zero dollars, despite dozens of people sharing the link. Like Jasmine here who wanted her post to “go viral.”

She wants to raise money for the DCF lawyer, she just wants someone else to pay for it. I expected nothing less from a Fort Wayne fallopian funbox who brings her kid to the mall in a diaper!!

And brags on Facebook about how her poon polyp got attacked by her cat.

Other signs that Brittney absolutely deserved to lose not one, but two of her crotch fruits includes the following.

1. She named the other kid the DCF fair stole, “Zayden.”

Uncle Turtleboy has bitched about this phenomenon of ratchet Moms naming their kid anything that rhymes with “Aidan,” before but I just thought he was being whiny. I changed my mind. Anyone who names their kid Zayden should be forced to have their tubes tied.

 

2. While her baby was in a coma she posted about how she gets good dingaling from the current guy who’s plowing her, who of course is named Travis.

This is Travis.

As you can see from the pubestache, Fort Wayne gang signs, and flashing of cash he made off of the dirt weed he sells out of his mom’s house, the only thing Travis fears more than a condom is employment. He’s just the latest in a long and never ending string of men who she’ll try to get her kids to call Dad. But then again this is Indiana, and they call it the Hoosier state because all of the DCF Moms get knocked up by different porridge pumpers, so they have to ask their kids – Hoosier Daddy? It’s hard to keep track.

 

3. All of the priceless memories she has with her kids are in the DCF visitor’s room.

That’s like having your wedding pictures taken at the State Penitentiary, which she will almost definitely do at some point in her life.

 

4. Everyone she knows can relate to what it’s like to have DCF be a regular part of your life, and all of them agree that they did nothing wrong either.

 

 

 

5. Bret Killoran showed up and got them to show their true DCF veteran colors.

 

Fort Wayne, I’d like to introduce you to Bret Killoran. Your life is about to change forever.

“My kids know I didn’t fail them.”

Besides the fact that one of them is in a coma and the other one is named Zayden and he isn’t old enough to understand the many, many ways you have let him down already and denied him a normal childhood.

“N word fuck off my shit. Dumb bitch.”

If that’s not the way to show DCF you’re a reformed mother I don’t know what is.

 

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36 Comment(s)
  • New Mama
    July 20, 2019 at 10:51 am

    I can not thank you enough for this article!! My husband and I adopted the oldest child of Britney’s “baby daddy” and this article is dead on! Btw, my child’s name WAS “Miracle”.
    She’s now a well adjusted 3 yr old with a normal name, siblings and a loving home

    Once a child is taken from them DCF should neuter these gutter sluts

    • TLK
      July 30, 2019 at 12:27 pm

      Oh, I just love turtle boy, for the same reasons. We have my daughter’s oldest. She came home from the hospital with us , we babysat the first 2 days, while my daughter and baby daddy were hanging out and finding themselves.

      Long story shorter, she is 9 , still with us, and doing amazingly well. These so-called “parents” always come to the rescue , when it suits them only. We would bring t(e little one for surgeries , her “mom” would show up to take a few FB snaps and split. And so on…

      Subscribing to TB now and buying their merch! Support this cause.

  • Toolman
    July 14, 2019 at 6:20 am

    Maybe freebasing will come back and these two fucks will catch on fire and burn up. If the kids both survive they can be adopted out by actual people.
    Jeez, look at the worthless Wigger the bitch has now. He’ll be in the pen for dealing soon anyway.

  • Judge dread
    July 13, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    Both of these people need to be taken out by somebody to international waters. Britney, first off that names I do mad upppers, slut fucking guys from match.com, smoke crack with drug dealers, and get arrested by the NYPD graffiti squad for being a lookout. Trash bag whore name. Trash bag whore.

    Two Travis showing off all his cash. I wonder how much that Kahr PM9 on the ground cost him on the streets. Atleast he has good taste in made in Worcester top of the line firearms. That’s about the only redeemable quality of this scum dog, actually no he’s not a scum dog (that’s an honorary war term), he’s a scum bag.

    The stalks in he town square are simply not enough. Someone has to take them on a one way fishing trip into international waters, but since Indiana Lake Michigan will do.

    People like this make me sick. If they can’t be disposed of, they must be sterilized and injected with mercury to make them permanently stupid and incapable of reproducing.

  • WeRFucked
    July 12, 2019 at 10:11 am

    Your kids got taken away for a couple scratches on the nose….

    Sure they did. Everyone believes that.

  • Massholio
    July 12, 2019 at 10:01 am

    Braylen was already brain damaged because genetics. Poor kid got brain damageder .

  • A
    July 12, 2019 at 8:21 am

    Omg! The way her elbow is in that photo, I thought her boob was hanging out. It took me a minute, but now I’m dying laughing.

  • Dick Scratcher
    July 12, 2019 at 5:19 am

    Welcome to Indiana.

    High six!!

    • Dick Scratcher
      July 12, 2019 at 9:05 am

      Clearly Indiana is a state where no-one blinks when you create completely made-up names for your sons that despite being brand new names still could not sound more redneck if you tried.

      For “aspiring rappers” in Massachussets read “aspiring country music stars” in Indiana.

      It seems that evolution is just something that happened to some other people. 🙂

  • Post Malone
    July 12, 2019 at 12:22 am

    Funny. She’s friends with Deanna Brogna who’s “back bishes!”
    Still waiting on article #3 on her! They now call the baby “fridgie” and the daughter just got out of jail??

    • Dick Scratcher
      July 12, 2019 at 9:06 am

      Deanna was such a piece of work.

      She needs a follow-up after fridge-gate!

  • Kosh Naranek
    July 12, 2019 at 12:16 am

    Anyone else notice the gun on the floor when he was flashing the cash?

    Just what you need to have around a rug rat.

  • Idgaf
    July 12, 2019 at 12:01 am

    She got jumped last year in April she had to stay in the hospital!! What mother gets jumped…. ? Yup gutter trash bitched do?!

  • Click Bait
    July 11, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    No camel toe anywhere…#disappointed

  • True justice
    July 11, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    Hoosier daddy? Classic!

  • The Name Game
    July 11, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    “Dawsie Mae?” OMG, even I couldn’t make that up! Bret sure knows how to pull the trigger; direct hit!

  • That Monkey Was Me
    July 11, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    Why are all the thoughts and prayers necessary ? If I’ve learned anything from reading that momma douche bag’s Facebook posts about her lil’ tyke, it’s that “he’s got this “ .
    Fucking idiots are storming the gates.

  • z
    July 11, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    Travis has it going on!!!

    In Mass. if you are a:
    Foster Parent.
    A State Cop
    Get Convicted of stealing OT money.
    Have to give PART of it back.
    You get 1 day in jail.

    Why? Because the judge said he was a “Good” person because of foster care angle.

  • Indiana or Fall River U decide, MAGA or Bust
    July 11, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    The “HEARTLAND” the Mid West is now as ratchet as Mass…

    YO you not in Kansas no more Dorothy! Actually you is in Kansas and everybody is on H and crystal.

    Fruited plains my ass! We is a nation of the walking dead and Demonic Politicians that keep the Hell Loop, Looping around and around, enabling the death spiral.

    MAGA if you can’t see what’s going on you are the fuccking problem.

    • z
      July 11, 2019 at 9:20 pm

      Part of it was what the recently deceased Ross Perot said about NAFTA the “Giant Sucking Sound”.

      Fort Wayne Wiki
      Companies that had a significant presence in the city include Dana Holding Corporation, Falstaff Brewing Corporation,[96] Fruehauf Corporation, General Electric, International Harvester, Magnavox, Old Crown Brewing Corporation, and Tokheim, among several others, producing goods such as refrigerators, washing machines, automatic phonographs, meat packing products, televisions, garbage disposals, automotive parts and motors, trailers, gasoline pumps, trucks, beer, tents and awnings.[97] Magnet wire production became an especially vital component to the city’s economy. In 1960, Fort Wayne was at the center of the United States magnet wire industry, home to New Haven Wire and Cable Company, Phelps Dodge, Rea Magnet Wire, Superior Essex, and an operation at General Electric, producing nearly 90 percent of North America’s magnet wire.[98]

      Just look at that fucking list. You could quit a job in the morning and be hired by another company in the afternoon.

      Travis would have gotten a job on a line somewhere, Brittney would have married the guy(s) who knocked her up. The guy(s) would have also had a job on a line somewhere. Small house, older car, etc…..Not going to make a million dollars, but a job that wasn’t going anywhere any time soon.
      Enough bucks for a weeks vacation at some second rate motel on a lake. Not dirty, just a tired place.
      If you saved your money, you’d have a small boat.
      Now, you don’t have 2 cents to your name, but you have money for tats and you are taking dog selfies.
      Your IQ is probably 10-20 points lower today than what would be back then.

      Then, it all went into the shitter at a faster than light speed they had already been traveling at. Perot was right. People are saying “He’s the reason Billy Jeff got in”. Maybe, but Poppy Bush was a shithead of the first order. Voted for that cocksucker the 1st time and not the second. The asshole was amazed at the scanners at a check out register. Then we get W and missed the fucking bullet with the hag and Jeb. And then the Bushes support the hag.

      Now we have morons and mental deficients.

      • ANGRY GIANT
        July 11, 2019 at 10:28 pm

        your analysis of the situation is spot-on excellent. dare I say, I know I feel motivated to find a suitable breeding partner, and name the baby “Z”, to honor you.

        • z
          July 12, 2019 at 8:36 am

          Please, don’t even think that. Not even in jest.

  • SS
    July 11, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    Yeah DCF is like the nazi’s in the 30’s. They just show up at your door, “iz it true zat zere is a child here? Give me zee child”.
    Newsflash dumpster cunt…..I know, your neighbors know and EVERYBODY knows when DCF shows up, it’s for a damn good reason, no matter what you say.
    #beabetterparent

    • z
      July 11, 2019 at 9:52 pm

      No one escapes the Spanish Inquisition!!!

  • ADAM LANGE
    July 11, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    As a white guy I’m convinced that our biggest challenge other than illegal immigration is white trash. This example is proof. Not a care in the world who’s going to pay her kid’s medical bills because she knows it won’t be her.

    • Batman
      July 12, 2019 at 11:01 am

      Preach brotha but don’t forget about the violent felonious bros. You know the 6.5 % percent of the population that commits most of the violent crime.

  • Captain Trips
    July 11, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    Nothing screams ‘class’ like pics of a female flipping the bird and sticking her tongue ring laden tongue out.

    • Captain Trips
      July 11, 2019 at 6:52 pm

      And look at that mirror!

      It’s got more spunk on it than a bukakke world record holder!

  • Randy Lahey
    July 11, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    As a life long Fort Wayne resident, this has unfortunately become too common in a once decent city. Anyone with half a brain moves to Indy to avoid these shit hawks!

  • Braylen says....
    July 11, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    …glub…glub…glub…gurgle…gurgle….gurgle…

  • That Girl Was Me
    July 11, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    The future needs to include child licenses. bummy parents are infringing on my life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness by sucking out my tax dollars to substitute their incompetence. i’m praying for a violent yeast infection for mom over there.

  • CrispyC
    July 11, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    She’s loving this she can be a victim and get attention on the Internet with her BraylenStrong hashtag.

    You have to be an absolute shitstain to ever even be in contact with DCF.

    • z
      July 12, 2019 at 7:18 am

      Yes, but there should be certain defining moments in your life that make you go “WTF was I doing?”.

      Yes, you should know better from the get go, but it is what it is. Things like DCF, an arrest, a conviction, etc… should be those defining moments. People tend to use the word mistake when attempting to paper over things like that in order to be kind. “S(he) made a mistake”. Ok, why not.
      That person who made the mistake gets the virtual 2 X 4 to the head and keeps on making the same mistake. Those people aren’t redeemable. I’m willing to let almost anything slide if the 2 X 4 works.

  • Fort Wayne?
    July 11, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    Any other Fort Wayne news?

    Thats why I come here.

    • z
      July 12, 2019 at 7:21 am

      Why not the occasional story to show that what happens here happens everywhere else?

      I’m surprised there aren’t regional TBs around the country with similar web sites. If there are, I’ve never found them.

      • WNY Turtle Rider
        July 12, 2019 at 8:17 am

        I’ve wondered that myself, wishing I were smart enough to start one here; God knows there is a ton of fodder here in the Rochester area. (Especially over east in Wayne County (“Waaaayeeeene Ca-ownnn-tee”), where lore has it, it’s legal to marry your sister.) The yearly competition would be called ‘Roch’et Madness in honor of the TBS original. I’ll mention her again: one who would have been a prime topic for a couple years is #drunkiejudge.

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