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Framingham Fapkiller Arrested For Mooning People At Tedeschi’s Is The Greatest Menace To Society We’ve Ever Seen

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Framingham PatchA woman said she was just having a good day and dancing when she allegedly “mooned” some traffic near Tedeschi’s last week. In the afternoon of Feb. 28, when it was about 57 degrees outside in Framingham, Officer Stephen O’Rourke spotted a man exit Tedeschi’s and get into his vehicle. As he started to pull away, a woman reportedly pulled down her pants and exposed her behind to the vehicle and others at the junction intersection. According to the report, the officer said the exasperated driver put his hands in the air and others were looking at him, as well, while observing the “mooner.”

O’Rourke turned on his lights, and pulled up to Dawn Sampson, who is known to him, and she immediately apologized and asked that she not be arrested, said police. She was handcuffed and the other parties with Sampson were “advised this type of behavior is not acceptable and will not be tolerated.” At the station, Sampson, according to the report, pleaded with officers not to be arrested and that she was “having a good day and simply dancing.” Sampson is listed as homeless. Based on her “exposing her butt to the heavily populated area and creating shock to the driver and other civilians,” Sampson was charged with open and gross sexual lewdness, according to the Framingham police log.

The crazy part about this story is that this is what progress looks like for Dawn Sampson, the Framingham Fapkiller. Yes, that’s right – giving strangers an unsolicited free tour of her fudge factory is actually a step in the right direction:

“During the booking process, Dawn pleaded to us to please not charge her as she had nine open cases,” police wrote in the report.

Yup, nine open cases. If only they were all as hilarious as a drunken clam showing off her fanny cakes to people coming out of the Tedeschi’s. Although in fairness, when you go into a Tedeschi’s this is a chance you take. There isn’t a Tedeschi’s in America that doesn’t have a ratcho-magnetic pull to it.

Her plethora of other arrests weren’t nearly as funny. Like the time she beat the shit out of another woman on the downtown common because she was “having a bad day“:

Police say a Framingham woman viciously beat another woman on the downtown common on Saturday, leaving the victim’s face covered with bruises, authorities said on Tuesday. Police arrested Dawn Sampson, 37, at 5 p.m. after they witnessed the beating, according to a Framingham Police report filed in Framingham District Court on Tuesday. On Saturday, a man flagged down officers and told them there was a fight on the common and they should go there to break it up. There, they saw a group of women and it appeared one was attacking another and two others were trying to break it up.

“I observed (the alleged victim) was sitting on the ground with her back against a wall and her head in between her knees and was actively attempting to shield herself from Ms. Sampson, who was throwing multiple closed fist strikes at her,” police wrote.

Officers yelled for the group to stop. The alleged victim’s right side of her face “was completely black and blue,” police wrote. When questioned, Sampson said she was only defending herself, but when told officers saw her punching the woman who was not fighting back, Sampson changed her story.

“Ms. Sampson stated that her sister had just died and she was very upset and not having a good day,” police wrote.

Some people grieve by sending flowers and attending services. Others kick the shit out of the first person they see on the town common who doesn’t give them crack money.

Less than a year later she was being arrested on warrants, and decided to assault some cops and a hospital employee for good measure:

A homeless woman, angry police arrested her on a warrant on Monday, assaulted two cops and a hospital employee, a prosecutor said in Framingham District Court on Tuesday. Police arrested Dawn Sampson, 38, outside of the One Stop on Irving Street around 4:27 p.m., prosecutor Dan Brunelli said during Sampson’s arraignment. An officer on patrol saw Sampson standing in front of the store and discovered she had a Marlborough District Court warrant for her arrest that charged her with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.

“She was cooperative at first, but she became combative at the police station,” Brunelli said.

According to a police report, Sampson was yelling and screaming and spit on a female officer who was frisking her. She threatened to kill herself if she was locked up in a cell. She was taken to the MetroWest Medical Center in Framingham for a mental health evaluation.

“She was taken to the hospital in restraints,” said Brunelli. “When she was brought into the hospital, the restraints were loosened.”

Once the restraints were loosened, Sampson began kicking and flailing, and struck an officer in the chest, according to the police report. Sampson also scratched a hospital security guard, leaving the woman bloodied, police wrote in the report.

See what I mean? She really has come along way. Less than two years ago she was spitting on cops and being tossed into padded rooms. Now she’s just airing out her cheeks in public. And in fairness, mooning is always funny. Always.

The Framingham Fapkiller might as well have her own separate page on the Metrowest Daily News:

A homeless woman helped her friend beat another woman earlier this month, sucker-punching the victim as she tried to defend herself, authorities said. Dawn Sampson, 40, faced charges in Framingham District Court on Tuesday for that July 11 incident, as well as an unrelated incident from May 6 in which she is accused of trying to break into an ex-boyfriend’s Irving Street apartment. In the July incident, the alleged victim was attacked by Amanda Oliver, 30, in front of Tedeschi’s in downtown, prosecutor Rob Meltzer said during Sampson’s Framingham District Court arraignment. Sampson initially was just watching her friend confront the alleged victim.

“When the victim tried to defend herself, Ms. Sampson went up to her and punched her in the head, essentially sucker punching her,” Meltzer said. Oliver and Sampson then knocked the woman unconscious when they threw her into a concrete planter. When the woman came to, Oliver and Sampson took turns holding her as they punched and kicked her, the prosecutor said. Oliver then stabbed the woman in the arm, Meltzer said. Oliver was arraigned on July 12 and is being held. Sampson was not arrested that day. Police summoned Sampson to court and charged her with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and assault and battery.

In the other case, Sampson is charged with trying to break into her ex-boyfriend’s Irving Street apartment on May 6, Meltzer said. Two days earlier, Sampson had been arrested for vandalizing the apartment and pulling a fire alarm. A Framingham District Court judge had ordered her to stay away from the building. Police charged Sampson with attempted breaking and entering and trespassing. Meltzer asked Judge Jennifer Stark to hold Sampson on $2,500 bail on each chase, and to revoke her bail on two open assault cases.

Has she ever committed a crime without hitting up a Tedeschi’s first? Maybe we should ban them. But God damn, this woman is no joke. She beat a woman unconscious, and then waited for her to come to before kicking the shit out of her again. That’s not nearly as funny as a wall full of ass.

So…..what does it take to put this woman in big girl jail? I mean, the only woman’s prison in this state is IN FRAMINGHAM!! It’s not like she’s getting arrested for hilarious crimes most of the time either. We’re talking about a violent felon here.

In all seriousness though, this woman highlights everything that is wrong with our mental health system in America. People like this have no idea what they’re doing. They’re beyond fucked up, and they’re a danger not only to themselves but to innocent people. Open up the loony bins and start tossing people like her in there, because they’re not gonna go to the doctors and do it voluntarily.

14 Comment(s)
  • Johnny B
    March 11, 2018 at 10:25 pm

    Her twin sister died from an overdose a couple years ago.

  • Bill M
    March 9, 2018 at 10:51 am

    Wow. I was shocked to see the photos. I knew her 20 years ago and she was beautiful then, and very sweet natured, too. She wouldn’t have hurt a fly back then. I can’t imagine what has happened to have turned her so crazy and violent. 🙁

  • LSD
    March 9, 2018 at 7:48 am

    This woman is more to be pitied than scorned! Yes her actions are over the top, but gee this should tell one and all that she is indeed mentally ill! There is a BIG problem with the mentally ill in this country! During the Regan administration laws were changed to make it hard to commit someone who showed signs of mental illness, now they are left to their own devices and lets face it that never works out well! This is one of the reasons why society is becoming a real cesspool! By the way I grew up in Framingham, my Mother grew up in Framingham, my great Grandmother had a boarding house in Downtown Framingham that serviced the Dennison workers. That was in the days when there were factories that manufactured American made items, and even those without an education could get a job. Framingham was at one time a lovely town to live in.

  • Frank
    March 8, 2018 at 9:52 pm

    Done worse

  • z
    March 8, 2018 at 8:47 pm

    The problem is, is that she really is mentally ill, but the powers that be in the 60’d decided that “warehousing” people was dehumanizing.

    Maybe it was. There was a lot of crap back then where the staffers in mental hospitals would torment these people.

    But, nowadays, because we are “woke” to this, we let them run free and suffer the consequences because of it.

    I doubt she is capable of holding down a job. Which means she is peddling her ass “Bleah” or collecting.

  • Daddy Oliver
    March 8, 2018 at 7:15 pm

    This broad is hanging with Amanda Oliver? Do you folks know who Amanda Oliver is, from Worcester? That board is a rough rough looking street walker, going back at least since she was 17 if I remember right. How that broad is even still alive is beyond me. This chick is the definition of walking gutterslag. Somhow she got some cum dribbler to punk her up, so she has this little mini-me tagging along. Amanda belongs in the fucking junkbox hooker armed robber hall of fame for the great city of Worcester. Anyone thinks Dawn Sampson’s record is long and prestigious, do a google on Amanda. Sad thing is, she could be a decent solid looking broad if she was so whacked out on the smack.

  • Bill Melater
    March 8, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    The epitome of everything that’s ass-backwards with Framingham. The city has a fighting chance of actually becoming a destination for decent people if it can rid itself of this sort of human debris once and for all.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 8, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    The show The Walking Dead called and they want to hire her to save on the makeup budget

  • citypoint
    March 8, 2018 at 3:55 pm

    That’s a rough 40 years.

  • bostnpunk
    March 8, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    is she the principal at the swampscott middle school?

    March 8, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    Isn’t that Tommy Wiseau?

  • Erica Honus Doubleday
    March 8, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    I am living proof that recovery doesn’t take enough fuckpods off this earth by rushing straight to overdose

  • She's hot
    March 8, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    I thought Aileen Wournos got executed..

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    March 8, 2018 at 2:09 pm

    I really thought this person was a dude….

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