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Franzia Felicia Resigns From Sandwich School Committee After Getting White Girl Drunk, Sending Threats To RN, Passing Out During Zoom Meeting


This is Sandwich School Committee member Angela Dalpe.


She was recently written about in the local newspaper by “reporter” Mark Synder after abruptly resigning.

But what he left out intentionally was why.

On May 6 Marky posted something about social distancing on the town Facebook page he runs, and as you can imagine it turned into hundreds and hundreds of comments bickering between Karens and those with common sense. Next thing you know someone who commented got this message from Angela, who she had never spoken to before in her life.

Well, that escalated quickly! Ironically the chick she went full ratchet on was a nurse, and it was the nurse who was pointing out who stupid the Karens sounded. Turns out Angela was in fact a card carrying Karen herself.

And apparently she’s no stranger to boxed wine, since she passed out drunk at the last School Committee meeting on Zoom, prompting her boyfriend to come on a minute later and end transmission from their house.

I’m honestly impressed that she lasted a full 40 minutes. She was in rough shape from the moment she arrived.

That American flag for absolutely no reason in the background is just the icing on the cake for this broad.

Anyway, Mark Snyder for whatever reason chose not to include any of this very relevant and hilarious information in his story and press release, because according to him he wanted to “let her go out with some dignity.”

In other words, he’s covering up the truth. Luckily at Turtleboy we are not here to protect the dignity of ratchets because they surrendered their dignity the moment they began threatening people they disagree with and passing out piss drunk during School Committee meetings.


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47 Comment(s)
  • Zachary
    May 17, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    Another proud member of the Mashpee Academy of Performing Arts Alumni Association!!

  • In and out in 15-20 minutes
    May 13, 2020 at 7:36 pm

    Would. Lights off of course. Shed be fun. Of course the requirements are freshly showered bald snatch, nails and toes done, make up done and already drunk before i arrived.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    May 13, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    Casual Observations:

    I poked around her Facebook before she shut it down and have come to these conclusions.

    1) She is one fugly bitch
    2) That is the only conclusion I have come to.

  • Dream girl
    May 13, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    Didn’t watch the video, but the first picture of her is way above average, especially on this site. Blond, pretty face, excellent weight control. And is no wallflower, apparently. I’m here mostly for the pictures, and TB, nice find on this one.

  • T-Bone
    May 13, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    Word on the street is Dalpe loves to get smashed on Henny and eat dark sausage.

  • Marcie
    May 13, 2020 at 9:29 am

    It’s hard to see how far Peppermint Patty has sunk since she ended our relationship after that three-way with Lucy and Snoopy. I miss the old days, Sir, when it was just me and you and the Subaru on the way to the Lilith Faire.

  • OMG
    May 13, 2020 at 8:35 am

    She’s wearing the gas mask because the smell of her own snatch is over powering

  • hartf811
    Captian Obvious
    May 13, 2020 at 8:15 am

    A, is the video about the blonde? I don’t think they are the same woman. B. regardless of talking like she has a mouth of marbles I was hoping for a head flop in the video but true to TB’s sloppy editing NO! Not that obvious Captain.

    • Zoom Zoom
      May 13, 2020 at 8:46 am

      Umm, open your eyes. Drunk lady is in the upper right of the Zoom mtg. Not the lady talking….Get off your Compaq Presario

  • Angela Dalpe's Drunk Again
    May 13, 2020 at 6:54 am

    Maybe dog face has a drinking problem?
    At least she’s not a rummy and a slut …..or is she?

  • Screwed
    May 12, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    After this story she’ll have to wear a mask. That is going to suck.

  • Masshole Mitch
    May 12, 2020 at 10:34 pm

    I heard you were looking for Michael Agneta 32 of North Reading Mass

  • Silencio Dogood
    May 12, 2020 at 9:58 pm

    when you get into jerk town politics you’re going to rub elbows with all the elite: pimps, addicts, thieves, bums, winos, girls who can’t keep an address and men who don’t care. liars, cheats, con men, the class of Skid Row.

    • WeRFucked
      May 13, 2020 at 7:00 am

      Silencio I think that goes for all politics.

      • Silencio Dogood
        May 13, 2020 at 9:34 pm

        class president being the worst.

  • Coon Slapper
    May 12, 2020 at 8:49 pm

    I bet she gives mean head

    • Auburn Mall Security
      May 12, 2020 at 9:01 pm

      Not as good as your mom!

  • Magilla The Gorilla
    May 12, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    What do you call freckles on a Banana?

    Rotten spots

  • Eric Dover
    May 12, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    Some of the small town boards are just as bad/corrupt as their larger counterparts. Look at us in Wachusett, for example. Town of Rutland has 2 selectboard incumbants whose seats are up for reelection this year. Both incumbants have criminal arrests while serving on the board. One was arrested for trying to solicit a prostitute in main south (undercover wpd), and the other has so many duis she lost her license…and then was arrested for driving with a revoked license to public meetings. Some of these local boards are filled with some of the worst people. At least this woman had the dignity to resign after her embarassment instead of running again.

    • whatevuh
      Ben Dover
      May 12, 2020 at 9:17 pm

      We never do seem to get the best and brightest, do we.

    • WeRFucked
      May 13, 2020 at 7:03 am

      it is rutland after all. you know who lives in rutland? people who can not afford holden.

      haha losers.

  • whatevuh
    May 12, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    where did those pictures of the blonde come from, 25 years ago?

  • ElJefe72
    May 12, 2020 at 7:08 pm

    The de-evolution of a Karen in three photos.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 12, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Bleached blonde hair – check
    Drinks like she’s still 21 years old – check
    Desperately trying to hold on to her lost youth no matter what – check

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 12, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    Massive freckles? No thanks. Wouldn’t.

    • WeRFucked
      May 13, 2020 at 7:15 am

      trips i have never met a freckled chick who couldn’t deep throat 7 inches. i am not fucking kidding. back in college i noticed that i had received incredible head from two different coeds who had something odd in common, red hair and freckles. both were of irish descent i believe. After discussing it with my roomate because he had also received a blow job courtesy of one of the girls, we decided to do a little experiment. the both of us singled out girls with red hair or freckles. our hypothesis proved correct after taking advantage of numerous intoxicated young ladies. girls with freckles will let you bury your cock into their mouths so far that their noses are buried in your pubic hair without a gag reflex to be found.

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 12, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    Bitches always ovary acting.

    • Good one
      May 12, 2020 at 6:01 pm

      Very clever

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 12, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    She should run for Governor.

    She is probably more coherent than Charlie.

  • Light em up
    May 12, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    The biggest problem is that people think 20,000.00 is what an election for a School Committee seat should cost. Advertising, printing, etc for a Sandwich 1 seat election should cost no more than 5000.00. You don’t need 32 old lady poll workers for 7am til 8pm for that.
    4 workers from 7-12, 4 from 12-4, and 4 for 4-8pm. Such nonsense at the expense of the taxpayers.

    • Washashore
      May 13, 2020 at 7:23 am

      Sandwich has the highest property tax rate on the Cape @ 14.32. What they do with it is beyond me, nothing special about that town…

  • Judge dread
    May 12, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    Piece of shit. Probably an Obama supporter. She hates you and wants to bankrupt you.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      May 12, 2020 at 9:06 pm

      They have to vote to have an election by 5/18. They’ll just choose not to fill the spot.

      • Jimbo
        May 13, 2020 at 12:12 pm

        Actually this skank is a notorious local Republican. Both sides have their crazies.

  • Gimme the needle
    May 12, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    Would. Definitely.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 12, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    Bitch looks like Jeremy Roenick

    • Rod Ramsey
      May 12, 2020 at 5:06 pm

      1 or 0 on the binary scale? Vote up for yes down for no.

  • Oops! Except Video didn't show her passing out?
    May 12, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    I see a pattern here. Unc has a target type. He profiles teachers or anything to do with teachers and Realtors. Why is this? Jealousy?
    Also, video didn’t show the lady passing out. She reacted same way you react to shit you don’t agree with. Only difference she uses her real name and account. Unlike you. Hypocrite!

    • Kermit the Frog
      May 12, 2020 at 5:04 pm

      Perhaps he’s just triggered by the hook nose

    • What were you watching?
      May 12, 2020 at 6:08 pm

      Pretty sure that’s exactly what the video showed. She put her head down and passed the fuck out. Then her boyfriend showed up on screen to turn off the camera. I don’t know what you were looking at but that bitch clearly passed out

    • Duh
      May 12, 2020 at 6:27 pm

      “Why is this? Jealousy”

      Uhhh….because of their behavior you absolutely donkey.

  • WeRFucked
    May 12, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    In the first picture… WOULD. The rest? EWW.

    I love drunk chicks. They’ll usually have sex with. Especially when they’re passed out.

    • WeRFucked
      May 12, 2020 at 4:34 pm

      “sex with me.”

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    May 12, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    The chick she went after is such a troll too. I love it! Fucking morons lecturing everyone about sd.

  • Karen was here...again
    May 12, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    What is she fucking 16? Getting white girl wasted like that and threatening someone for sleeping with your boyfriend that night in the woods? That’s how this Kunty Karen is acting LMFAO

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    May 12, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    I have a feeling that Abi the desk girl is gonna have to do some work.

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    May 12, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    Hilarious , skank drunk, I would

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