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Raggedy Narcan Tries To Rob His Parent’s Chick-Fil-A In Barnstable With Knife After Joining Cult Church For Junkie Teen Runaways Led By Pastor Denham Velveeta In Skinny Jeans

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / November 16, 2018

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Plymouth Poo Popsicle Who Robs Homes On Cape Cod After Finding Out Wake And Funeral Times In The Obituaries Is Here To Lecture You About Privilege

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / February 12, 2018

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Cape Cod Gingerbeast Who Pulled A Knife In Traffic While Topless Last Month Was Arrested Again For Driving Drunk On 3 Tires, Telling Cops She Has The Devil In Her

Turtleboy / September 3, 2017

Cape Cod Gingerbeast Who Pulled A Knife In Traffic While Topless Last Month Was Arrested Again For Driving Drunk On…

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Top 20 Most Triggering Microaggression Towns And Cities In Massachusetts

Turtleboy / April 29, 2016

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