Cape Cod Gingerbeast Who Pulled A Knife In Traffic While Topless Last Month Was Arrested Again For Driving Drunk On 3 Tires, Telling Cops She Has The Devil In Her
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Last month SSTG blogged about this crazy Cape Cod ginger who ripped her shirt off in traffic and tried to stab another driver with her tig ol bitties hanging out for the world to see.
Her Google was like a pandora’s box of rachetry. Seriously, this chick has been arrested in the most hilarious ways possible, over, and over, and over again…
Stealing pie and chicken salad. She’s the Huckelberry Finn of Cape Cod.
Well it took her about a month to get arrested once again in hilarious fashion:
A Sandwich woman familiar to police is facing multiple charges after another odd run-in with police. Police were called to the scene of a loud party on Bob White Lane at 6:20 PM on Monday, August 28. The reporting party noted that they saw a blue truck being operated erratically while leaving the party, driving over lawns in the area. Police found the pickup truck and noted that it was making a loud, rumbling sound. As the vehicle approached, the officer saw that it was running on three tires—the fourth wheel was only the rim.
Of course she was driving around without a fourth tire. They’re overrated anyway. Not nearly as important as acquiring more pie!!
Yea this is gonna be a tough one to fight in court. She was just getting warmed up too….
The officer attempted to administer field sobriety tests, but Ms. Kettell refused, saying that “the cleft in the chin means the devil’s within.”
Well yea…you are a ginger. We all know the devil is embedded deep inside your soul. Just kidding, everyone knows gingers don’t have souls.
Just getting all these ginger jokes out of my system until the PC police starts treating redheads like a protected class, immune from amusing anecdotes.
At this point, Ms. Kettell was placed under arrest. She was charged with operating under the influence of liquor for a third offense, carrying a dangerous weapon, operating a motor vehicle with a revoked license, possessing an open container of alcohol in a motor vehicle and wantonly injuring real or personal property.
She was arrested earlier this year after she attacked an off-duty officer with a knife while topless. A few months before that, she was arrested after she broke into Lambert’s to steal a large amount of chicken salad.
New rule – If you’ve ever tried to stab an off duty cop in traffic with your gerber servers blowing in the wind for the world to see, you get a ridiculously high bail. Because you’re a clear and sudden danger to society. Obviously this woman is insane. Something’s wrong with her and I actually feel bad, because from what people tell us she was normal at one point. Even has kids and shit.
But the fact of the matter is she’s gonna get someone killed, and then her shenanigans aren’t gonna be nearly as humorous.
But seriously, as hilarious as her arrest reports are, this woman is a menace and extremely dangerous to both herself and everyone she comes in contact with. It’s really only a matter of time until she gets someone killed, and then her shenanigans aren’t gonna be nearly as humorous. Just sayin.
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