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Take a wild guess what crime this guy just made it onto Turtleboy for:
Did you guess kiddie porn? If so, it’s a good guess. I can understand why most of you probably guessed kiddie porn. But it’s actually just one step down from that…….
Yup. He finds out when your loved ones die, looks up what time the funeral is, and then robs your house while you’re crying your eyes out and saying your goodbyes.
There are assholes, and then there is human garbage. This is what human garbage looks like:
And by the looks of it he can’t even blame it on the “disease.” He’s just an old school piece of shit. Seriously, what kind of depraved lowlife even contemplates this kind of crime? Will Ferrell had more noble intentions when he was crashing funerals to bang chicks.
Oh, and Randy might stalk you and rob your house while you’re grieving, but he’s still here to check your white privilege on Facebook:
He’s also in a fine position to judge Walmart for selling live ammo
And he masquerades around town like a legitimate businessman who will plow your driveway when it snows
No words are really needed her. He’ll got to jail for a little bit, get released, and go right back to this same exact kind of crime. That’s why we blog about it – so you can be on the lookout for this poo popsicle when he gets out again.