You would think that living with four crotch fruits in a shelter in Lynn, you should be thankful just to have a roof over your head for the holidays. But instead this happens.
Oh snap! You mean they only gave your friend some gift cards, free candy, and a scratch ticket? You deserve way more than that. Sure, some people might say that you should just be thankful to get anything because you’d literally be homeless without them. But those people are all gay, so don’t listen to them.
Since this was a Lynn Facebook group where not everyone was friends with the OP, I figured this woman would get ripped apart. After all, this post was like entitlement culture on steroids. But instead this happened.
The day that I would give ANYTHING to some ungrateful fupa donkey who used a friend to publicly shame a women’s and children’s shelter for not giving them enough presents a week before Christmas, is the day I buy a Prius and put a Coexist bumper sticker on it.
Other ratchets were chiming in with their two cents, blaming the charity of course.
Finally one hero stepped up and said what every rational person was thinking.
And of course the enablers came out in full force to defend the free-loader whining that their free shit wasn’t good enough.
Must’ve missed the part where he brought up race. Also must’ve missed the part where the OP said her friend was black or brown. Might just be me, but it seems kind of racist to see the phrase “3 baby daddies” and assume the person is referring to a black woman. Just sayin.
Another woman rushed to her defense because it couldn’t be assumed that the ungrateful hag in the shelter had three different baby daddies.
I mean, does anyone honestly think she’d be in a shelter right now if they all had the same baby daddy? That would mean the mother required commitment and personal responsibility before procreating. Plus she’s in Lynn, the only place in America where every kid calls their sibling’s father Jason instead of Dad.
Meanwhile, Welfare Wanda was posting sentagraph after sentagraph defending her friend’s honor.
So she left Germany to escape domestic violence. And instead of just going to another town in Germany…..or anywhere in Europe, she hopped on a plane and went to a shelter in Lynn. Yea, that makes sense.
So she also lived at a shelter and complained about the free room and board she received while living there. Shocking.
This was the sentagraph of all sentagraphs.
“Everyone I know are married with a one baby daddy and I have multiple baby daddies.”
If you live in Lynn, then everyone you know is most definitely not married with one baby daddy. Also, out here in Taxpayerville women often refer to these people as “husbands.”
“Out of all my baby daddies not one of them helps me.”
If you have to start off a sentence with “out of all my baby daddies,” you’ve made a lot of poor life decisions. Perhaps you should consider the Turtleboy birth control method (the chest) moving forward. Or maybe even stop letting every guy with a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat raw dog you after a hot date at Taco Bell.
Turns out the “Everyone I know are married with a one baby daddy” was a lie, according to the update she later posted from her friend.
“I don’t receive any child support from the fathers.”
But at least her 19 year old son who is still in high school is finally set to graduate this year.
They weren’t complaining though, they just wanted the taxpayers to know where their money is going.
Except it’s a non-profit, so we don’t pay them. And if we did, I’d be more pissed that they’re buying shit for ungrateful hags who think that they’re owed something just because they continue to make shitty life decisions.
Anyway, if you really wanna see what a terrible shelter looks like, feel free to hit up my friend Hadassah Rose over at the Gan Rivkah Center in Milford. The only thing you’ll get there for Christmas are some imaginary classes and a gift card to the punishment cafe, where you’ll also have to work for free on weekends.
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