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Freetown Fap Weasel’s Friend Says It’s In Our Best Interest To Call Him, She Wishes Death Upon Children, Vows Internet Lawsuit Will Move Forward


So I got this message in my inbox this morning. 

I can’t respond to Chad Medeiros because as usual my account is suspended for 30 days. But feel free to ask him yourself, since he decided to give his phone number and Facebook account to us.

Based on his friends list it appears as if he is here to defend the honor of Betty DeMoranville, more commonly known as the Freetown Fap Weasel.

She’s the deadbeat junkbox DCF Mom who threatens to kill cops on her Facebook page.


We invited her to come on the Live show last night but she never responded. Nevertheless we had a robust discussion about her behavior starting at the 58:50 mark.

Perhaps she couldn’t join us live because she was sleeping off her latest Xanny bender, but she did show up in the comments afterwards. First she wanted to clarify that the bags under her eyes that have grown their own bags under the bags under her eyes, aren’t from a life of drug abuse and bad choices, but rather come as a result of bad genes.

She also informs us that she’s “sexy as fuck,” and insists we are going to be sued. And who can deny her from speaking her truth? Clearly she is indeed sexy AF.

She insisted that her son Bentley, who she does not have custody of, is not named after a car, and had some lovely thoughts about my crotch fruits.

Damn girl, that’s brisk! Not even Bret wishes death on babies.

Anyway, if you wanna see what Chad wants you know how to reach him. Have a great day everyone!



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16 Comment(s)
  • Herr Sodomeister
    January 30, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    She’s hawt. I want to tongue punch her in the crinkle stink and whitewash the walls of that crap cave.
    It would be the best $3 I ever spent. That would be for the pressure washer at the self serve car wash beforehand.
    She’d only set me back whatever a couple of selections off of the value menu cost.
    Total expenditure to empty my balls into her ragged rump shouldn’t exceed $6.50.

  • Big Wick
    January 29, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    Hmmm… Betty Da Moron Swill… with a face only a Chad (but not her mama) could love. Who namBentley,” knowing that he’s going to be the first target of bullying in elementary school? He should tell everyone his name is “Benny.” And who takes a selfie with Colonel Finger-Lickin’ Good? She certainly isn’t. Maybe Chad’s in it for the HPV.

  • Ibita Whitabat
    January 29, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    I think she was being nice. See I hope you’re arrested, then die THEN something happens to your kids. I actually come here daily just to hear you whine.

  • Betty needs a shower and glasses!!! Because you is ugly!!!
    January 29, 2019 at 8:06 am

    “I know I’m sexy as fuck.” She really said that. Hahaha!!!!! I’m dying! Compared to what? A sloth, or hyena? Bitch your far from sexy. Seriously when I was 32 I was still being carded when I would go out. I bet this ugly pig has been serverd at bars since she was 17 because at that age she probably looked 32. Please Betty get glasses. There is not one thing sexy about you. Not one. You wear those butt cheek underware they sell at mad rags to make your ass cheeks look bigger. Your tits sag to your belly button the second the Walmart bra comes off that is now yellow and brown instead of white from all your body Oder and sweat and cum stains. You are extremely ugly. And this has nothing to do with your children. We all feel bad for any child that has you as their parent. We also don’t put children down just cause their mother is a piece of junkie shit who is a frequent flyer of the methadone clinics in the area, because we know that children are innocent and only learn what they see. Thank god yours now have a chance in life, because they are far away from you. And your sexy man.. lmao with his big bird nose, it also goes to show that a lot of men only care about busting a nut. They just need two tits a hole and heart beat.. oh and a paper bag so they don’t have to look at you. Keep telling yourself your sexy as fuck. Your only lying to yourself. We all have have eyes and can see that’s not true. Oh and try to clean your bathroom including the mirror you dirty pig. Oh and news flash anyone who stuck their dick in your std infested pus pus should really get themselves checked. I already know you tested positive for hpv type 16.. as well as all the other junkies you hang with Who love to repeat your business because it’s so entertaining what I can’t believe is you had no problem telling people all about that. But it is important they know. So anyone who stuck their dick in you, who now has strange shit growing on their shaft that looks like cauliflower. That’s your gift of genital warts from Betty. Enjoy them. They get bigger and ugly as time goes on. Just like ol girl does. Piggy pig pig

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      January 29, 2019 at 10:41 am

      Your screed was uncomfortably distressing and gross. Good luck with those genital warts though.

  • Crispy C
    January 28, 2019 at 11:40 pm

    Oh shit another internet tough guy is going to beat you up Turtleboy. You better call him and clear shit up!

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    January 28, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    I hope this verbal repartee never ends, it’s a scintillating dive into the South Coast shit strata that is impossible to look away from.

  • Larry Doherty
    January 28, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    hey Chad , you fucking faggot, do you actually bone that ugly skank? Call me at (617) 542-4494 bitchboy, I’ll teach you respect you portogee puke

  • The Doctor
    January 28, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    Add this “woman” as reason 76,775 to argue for eugenics.

  • Tyrone
    January 28, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    MacDonall’s aaand KFC!!! Where dis?

  • Y
    January 28, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    Sweaty Betty!! You weasel looking trash bag. GFY!

  • hank
    January 28, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    Has it been said that she looks like a wet rat? No? Well she does. Boom. Roasted. Also “candy camera bitches” instead of “candid” camera is next level retardation.

  • Ungawah
    January 28, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    It’s the Freetown water..has to be.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    January 28, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    “no way………We’ve landed on the moon!!!!”

  • Turdchomper
    January 28, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    Uh oh. Chad poked the turtle.

  • dumb n dumber
    January 28, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    Is that Lloyd Christmas?

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