• Friend Zoned Dudes Hoping To Access Queef Quarry Rush To Defend Failed Tewksbury IG Model’s $1,500 GoFundMe To Buy PC To Stream Video Games



    Friend Zoned Dudes Hoping To Access Queef Quarry Rush To Defend Failed Tewksbury IG Model’s $1,500 GoFundMe To Buy PC To Stream Video Games

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    Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Tewksbury from a junior smokeshow named Hillary Fetters:

    Yes, that’s right, she’s looking for $1,500 so she can buy a computer and livestream video games. I shit you not. Her motivation? Growing up and watching other people livestream video games. Her goal in life was to one day have her own computer to livestream her own videogames, but since she’s “so young” it was “impossible” to achieve this “goal.” Because only the rich and famous can afford to play video games online.

    What games will she play? That’s “to be determined soon.” But she’s leaning towards fortnite:

    First she needs to “establish a set schedule and foundation” for herself. Because playing video games isn’t something you wanna rush into. Everyone knows that.

    She doesn’t have money for a PC, but she does have plenty of money to go out to nightclubs in Boston by herself

    And she appears to live in a nice house and owns at least four dogs:

    Who she has given the dog filter to:

    The dog filter for an actual dog is definitely a new one. But nonetheless, times are tough.

    Now, you may think this GoFundMe is frivolous. But only an asshole thinks human beings should pay for their own things. According to Hillary Fetters she pays her own bills but “I’m not making enough right now to pay for my bills and other things,” therefore you should pay for her “other things.”

    As you can from Rob Pilz comment, she has no shortage of guys enabling her. After all, Kanye West once had a frivolous GoFundMe, therefore it’s OK. Because when the bar you set for yourself is “what would Kanye West do?,” you’re in good shape.

    Of course dudes like Rob Pilz are only saying stuff like this because Hillary Fetters is a junior smokeshow extraordinaire who has mastered the art of the duckfaced selfie:

    Thus guys like Rob “want her to succeed in life” and have no problem sharing and donating her obviously very worthy GoFundMe.

    Rob was hardly the only one who rushed to her defense when someone questioned why she couldn’t just, ya know, pay for her own shit……

    Oh man, the friend zone is one hell of a drug. It’ll get you to defend grown women who are begging strangers to pay for computers so they can play video games all day. Get out of it as fast as you can fellas. Trust me, there is no light at the end of the tunnel. We’ve all been there before. No matter how much you white knight this chick, your tuna torpedo will not be spending any time inside her queef quarry.

    Just sayin.

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    Discussion

    1. Duke Westwood


      If this were a dude begging for $ for a gaming PC… Those guys would be shaming the hell out of him. #WhiteChickPrivilege

    2. Mr Butthurt


      Would

    3. Finn


      Looks like someone took an online course in makeup contouring. The skid marks between her breasts are off-putting.

      1. Erin


        Her boobs have looked like that since high school, she is an unfortunate looker. Natural duck face, natural cross eye, natural bear cave boobs. She’s a shit person.

    4. The Rant Queen


      She’s got a janked up eye, which is probably why she keeps taking pictures of her face turning to the side. She’s not a hot gamer-girl. In fact, she isn’t a gamer girl at all lol just a poser. Guarantee IF she gets her dream PC, she’ll play one stream, then abandon the whole thing. OR she’ll use her “looks” to keep men subscribing to her Twitch channel, by only facing the webcam towards her “good eye’s side” and the desperate guys will take pleasure in walking her through the games she plays.

    5. Sonny's Mom


      But she’s a MODEL!

    6. Bub


      Nothing going on behind those eyes. I’d rather stick my dick in a toilet recently used by Ivanka Trump.

    7. Lt Dan


      Looks like a tranny does her makeup

    8. Sugar Daddy


      3 hours a week and I can make all your dreams come true!

    9. Quacks Like a Duck


      That duckbill is hilariously stupid and not nearly enough to distract me from her goofy-eye. NOT hot gamer-gurl.

    10. Eljefe72


      The wording in the GoFundMe page is weird. Reminds me of an email phishing scam from Nigeria our Russia.

      1. Eljefe72


        *or Russia

    11. Tom


      Is this shit for real? Someone needs to show this girl how to not wear so much make-up. Nasty little thing. What a poser!

    12. jamesso33


      Entitled narcissist millennial that wants other people to fund her startup business “youtube gamer girl”. Home Depot has a video on their website to teach millennials how to use a tape measure. WE. ARE. SO. FUCKED.

    13. RR


      I wonder if all these cucks who are fawning over her would be so into her if they saw the genital warts that she has?
      Going down on her would be like trying to tongue punch a sea urchin from a polluted sea bed.
      Just sayin’…

    14. Avery Cates


      What dumb cunt is going to spend $1500 on an i5

    15. phong


      She looks like an alien from the planet Trollop.

    16. chrissy


      she’s taken it down!

      another for the turtleboy graveyard 🙂

    17. One Eyed Monster


      The ridiculous duck face distracts from the googly eye. Be careful – if you stare at the googly eye too long you’ll end just as googly eyed!

    18. China Man


      She looks half chink half white, the glasses only make her eyes more fucked up.

    19. harvey Weinstein


      Ohmygod I wanna stick my Dick in her so bad

    20. NicoleRitchie


      She looks like a bootleg version of Paris Hilton.

    21. Turtleboy


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    23. Squeegie Girl


      I wonder how all these desperate guys virtue signalling for zero chance of some strange feel about bums on the street hitting them up for money to, you know, follow their dreams? High-tech panhandling is all this is, and it’s pathetic. All you dudes supporting this chick, put down the controller, and go meet some actual live women.

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