Friend Zoned Dudes Hoping To Access Queef Quarry Rush To Defend Failed Tewksbury IG Model’s $1,500 GoFundMe To Buy PC To Stream Video Games

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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Tewksbury from a junior smokeshow named Hillary Fetters:

https://twitter.com/HillaryFetters/status/927318758179385345

Yes, that’s right, she’s looking for $1,500 so she can buy a computer and livestream video games. I shit you not. Her motivation? Growing up and watching other people livestream video games. Her goal in life was to one day have her own computer to livestream her own videogames, but since she’s “so young” it was “impossible” to achieve this “goal.” Because only the rich and famous can afford to play video games online.

What games will she play? That’s “to be determined soon.” But she’s leaning towards fortnite:

First she needs to “establish a set schedule and foundation” for herself. Because playing video games isn’t something you wanna rush into. Everyone knows that.

She doesn’t have money for a PC, but she does have plenty of money to go out to nightclubs in Boston by herself

And she appears to live in a nice house and owns at least four dogs:

Who she has given the dog filter to:

The dog filter for an actual dog is definitely a new one. But nonetheless, times are tough.

Now, you may think this GoFundMe is frivolous. But only an asshole thinks human beings should pay for their own things. According to Hillary Fetters she pays her own bills but “I’m not making enough right now to pay for my bills and other things,” therefore you should pay for her “other things.”

As you can from Rob Pilz comment, she has no shortage of guys enabling her. After all, Kanye West once had a frivolous GoFundMe, therefore it’s OK. Because when the bar you set for yourself is “what would Kanye West do?,” you’re in good shape.

Of course dudes like Rob Pilz are only saying stuff like this because Hillary Fetters is a junior smokeshow extraordinaire who has mastered the art of the duckfaced selfie:

Thus guys like Rob “want her to succeed in life” and have no problem sharing and donating her obviously very worthy GoFundMe.

Rob was hardly the only one who rushed to her defense when someone questioned why she couldn’t just, ya know, pay for her own shit……

Oh man, the friend zone is one hell of a drug. It’ll get you to defend grown women who are begging strangers to pay for computers so they can play video games all day. Get out of it as fast as you can fellas. Trust me, there is no light at the end of the tunnel. We’ve all been there before. No matter how much you white knight this chick, your tuna torpedo will not be spending any time inside her queef quarry.

Just sayin.