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Duck Lipped Blabberpuss With $1,500 Gaming GoFundMe Invades Comments Section, Previously Had GFM Claiming She Couldn’t Work Because Of Herpes And Epilepsy

Duck Lipped Blabberpuss With $1,500 Gaming GoFundMe Invades Comments Section, Previously Had GFM Claiming She Couldn’t Work Because Of Herpes And Epilepsy

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Yesterday were introduced you to Hillary Fetters:

She got a Turtle ticklin’ after starting a $1500 Gofundme for a gaming PC so she could pursue her dreams of being a game streamer.

Hillary wants to follow her dreams, but has no interest in actually earning them.  Not only does she not have the money in order to buy a PC and start streaming, she doesn’t have any experience gaming:

The thing about dreams is that you have to work for them.  Somehow Hillary doesn’t understand that starting a GFM isn’t work.  Needless to say, this didn’t go over too well in our comment section:

The masses agreed.  Put your head down and go to work.

There were also plenty of comments on her affinity for duck-lipped selfies. Two Turtle Riders even threw their hats in the ring to challenge Hillary for the title of Duckiest Lips:


After seeing the article and comments, the Duck Lipped Blabberpuss was not happy.  First she messaged Deskie’s fill in while she was at the gyno for the millionth time this month:

Then she posted the article on her own page in order to get consoled by her enablers friends. She even threw Raybien under the bus a second time.  You’re a real asshole Raybien.  How dare you force this Angel to make a Gofundme!?!?

Hillary, playing the victim well, sat by while her girlfriends and thirsty chuds told her how she didn’t deserve all of the hate she was getting.


Let’s take a look at some of the MVP’s.

Like Jessica Binggeli, who took a break from her job as a mannequin at Hot Topic, to let Hillary know that the haters are just jelly of good looking gals.

Or Rob Pilz, an engaged father, and a manager at Hillary’s work.

Do you see the level of stupidity here?  Rob says that he reads Turtleboy Sports because of an article we did on a panhandler, suggesting he’s not down with beggars.  He then goes on to say that he made a Gofundme to start a hockey league, which isn’t comparable to raising money for a personal computer.  He justifies asking for money because even though he has a job, other people file for “welfare and shit”.  Count Gothula concurred.  These Hoopleheads think that they deserve free money for ice-time and computers, because the government helps less fortunate people survive “and shit”.

There was even some support in our comment section too:

The biggest supporter of Hillary in our comments was Mondo Raymond.  The largest Big Gulp in 711 couldn’t quench this guys thirst:

This married man just told Hillary to check her inbox, because he’s paying for her PC.

While most people laughed at Mondo’s chivalry, Hill will probably take him up on the offer:

Our inbox got hit pretty hard as well.  People wanted to thank us for the blog, claiming that we hit the nail on the head.  Apparently this is business as usual for the 24 year old who still lives at home with her parents:

People also wanted us to see her Instagram which was also full of duck lips, bathroom selfies, and dog filters:

Would. Obviously.

She also has this gem in her Instagram:

It was also brought to our attention that Sphincter Lips has an illness:

It wasn’t clear what her health issues were, but people messaged us saying she had another GFM up at one point that was removed:

Turns out she did tweet out a link to this GFM, but it is no longer active:

Nowhere in this tweet does Hillary say she has Herpes like the source claimed. But what’s up with this?

HSV stands for Herpes Simplex Virus.  It may be surprising to some of our readers, but I am not a doctor, and had to do some research into how Herpes and Epilepsy were related. Thankfully, Dr. Wikipedia was already on the case:

So when you get the gift that keeps on giving, you can also get Hepresviral Encephalitis.  This can lead to seizures.

Does it mean that she’s got the herp? Nope. Just kind of a weird hashtag to use for a GoFundMe you’re running for yourself. That and the fact that she claims on her ASKfm account that she contracted the herp in August:

Not that there’s anything wrong with that if she does. Just another example of a bogus thing she’s using to extort pity cash from friend zoned losers.

Initially, Hillary was in our comments defending herself before she eventually started deleting comments.

She must’ve deleted 30 comments in this thread alone, but for whatever reason didn’t delete her original comment that would have wiped the whole thread.  You know what else she didn’t delete? Her fucking Gofundme.  You can deny anything you want Hillary, but the fact that this campaign is still online just shows you’re true character.

The worst part is that all of this isn’t Hillary’s fault.  It’s the people she’s been raised and surrounded by that cause this entitled mentality.  Her parents need to work on teaching Hillary responsibility, and say “no” more often.  Her friends need to stop supporting her because they are “true friends”.  A “true friend” would’ve looked Hillary in her eyes and told her to smarten the fuck up. I almost feel bad about how poorly Hillary is prepared for the real world…Almost.

Oh, I almost forgot!  I have good news for those of you who echoed Todd’s wish.

There are noodz of Hillary F. (rhymes with letters) on the Interwebs.  I saw them with my own eyes, but they were not posted by her so I’m not linking them.  However if you’re thirsty enough,  they’re not terribly difficult to find.  Happy hunting ya filthy animals.

31 Comment(s)
  • Johnny
    November 29, 2020 at 8:06 am

    i would eat her frittters…mmmmmmm

  • Jinxie
    November 16, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    Eh, to say she a Jr. Smokeshow is a smidge much. 10 on the bod, but is there even a face under all that paint? Damn, that nose is gonna haunt my dreams tonight.

  • SJWHater101
    November 10, 2017 at 2:36 am

    Another overhyped, underwhelming blog TB. Most disappointing.

    • Goose
      November 10, 2017 at 11:02 am

      Jesus, shut up Troll.

      Oh and you forgot to pay the Troll toll. For that boy’s………. soul.

  • Goose
    November 9, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    I think my favorite part about all of this is when she’s asked what game she’ll stream.

    “‘Fortnite’, the only game I’ve ever played. The only game I know the name of. Yeah, I panicked a little when you asked me that question, but then I remembered that game I played once. #GURLGAMER “

  • Big Beefy Smells
    November 9, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    That lip pose always looks like the lips of someone farting, and then smelling it.

    It’s the ratchet fart lips.

  • Stunt Penis
    November 9, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    At least Hillary has a nice body and hasn’t defiled it with tats, unlike “Jessica”.

  • Gina
    November 9, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    I live in North Tewksbury..anyone know where she lives? I don’t need an exact address..just an area..wondering if we could be neighbors.. Id love to keep my eyes peeled for her while I’m out walking my dogs!

    • Jayme
      November 11, 2017 at 9:06 pm

      South Tewksbury, off Shawsheen, Dascomb Rd side lol

  • Dark Truth
    November 9, 2017 at 12:24 pm

    I’d like to thank Jessica Binggeli for informing us that the current generation of young ‘ladies’ all aspire to be prostitutes.

    Feminism… the greatest thing that ever happened to Western civilization. You’ve Come A Long Way Baby!

  • itsjustme
    November 9, 2017 at 6:01 am

    She literally has those stupid duck lips in every friggin picture. Maybe it’s true what my mom always told me, if you make a face long enough it will be stuck that way?

    • Bill Clinton
      November 9, 2017 at 11:59 am

      Those duck lips would wrap around my cigar mighty nicely.

  • Jackmehof
    November 8, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    To her credit, she was at least truthful as to what she had the page for. At least she wasn’t lying and saying it was for her dying mother or some shit.

  • chrissy
    November 8, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    “You know what else she didn’t delete? Her fucking Gofundme. You can deny anything you want Hillary, but the fact that this campaign is still online just shows you’re true character.”

    it still reads, “campaign is no longer active” for awhile for me, is it lying to me? :/

    • itsjustme
      November 9, 2017 at 10:35 am

      I don’t even understand why she needs one, she is what 20 years old, lives with her parents, has a job, what kind of bills could she possibly have?

  • Think First
    November 8, 2017 at 8:25 pm

    I have a totally no fucks given attitude about stupid shit so it’s no surprise I don’t give a shit about what people have go fund me’s for. If you want a go fund me for a sex change, new Ferarri, Cancer surgery, prostitute, fuck it if people want to give you money for free that’s their business.

  • The Stupidity
    November 8, 2017 at 7:34 pm

    I feel sorry for her parents. worst part? One day Daddy or mommy is going to google their precious innocent “Duck Lipped Blabberpuss” and realize they have utterly failed as parents. What do you think, She asked for computer and Mom and Dad Finally said ” no more free hands outs” and so in turn she goes to the internet. Lastly I hope she doesn’t end up meeting up with Mondo Raymond. Someone willing to drop $1500 on a Suburban chick isn’t doing it out of the kindness of his heart. He will surely want something in return- probably her Anal Virginity. JK! she probabably lost that long ago.

    • Sue
      November 9, 2017 at 8:55 am

      Mondo Raymond is hoping if he buys her a computer he can stuff it in her. He must feel the trade is worth it, a computer for her, and a lifetime of herpes for him. Haha perfect trade!

    • ChrisInShrewsbury
      November 9, 2017 at 2:21 pm

      You had me at “Anal Virginity”. Unfortunately for Mondo (that’s a real name?), I’m pretty sure Hils is way past that.

  • Hi
    November 8, 2017 at 6:40 pm

    Lmfao anonib

  • Mike
    November 8, 2017 at 6:33 pm

    Oh damn! I was looking for her titty pics (I couldn’t find them. A little help please?) when I came across local news articles lauding her for her Academic achievements and scholarship awards. Then I looked at her LinkedIn page and saw that she has done nothing but work retail and attend community college. What happened?

    I would be so sad if she was my daughter. What a disappointment she grew up to be. So much promise and potential! Now her greatest accomplishment is becoming Turtleboy famous. Mom and Dad must be ashamed to talk to their friends about their daughter.

  • whatevuh
    November 8, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    Nice tits, but brain dead. And that makes you all the more unattractive.

  • Paul Casale
    November 8, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    Jessica Bingelli obviously has the IQ of a bird. She is one of those airheads who uses the word “literally” every other sentence thinking it makes herself sound intelligent. As for Ms Fetters, she is the epitome of a skank.

    • linda-linda-linda
      November 8, 2017 at 7:01 pm

      DON’T INSULT BIRDS ..I have an African Grey parrot that is DEFINITELY smarter that Jessica.
      Plus he does not have herpes.
      Or duck lips!

  • Maggie the Cat
    November 8, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    That picture of her wearing a fuzzy black and white costume of some sort — is that supposed to be a skunk?

  • chrissy
    November 8, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    “How old were you when you started playing video games?”

    “Like 2 aha”


    on her ASK page

    proof her wording in gofundme tittystreamer was a lie.

    • chrissy
      November 8, 2017 at 4:40 pm

      (they’re called “tittystreamers”, her “dream” job, where dumb bitches make $tips$$$ on twitch for actin dumb with tits on display lol

      ps kudos for followup and the dudes who did the ducklips were epic muahahahaha

  • mcf1122
    Ann Flaherty
    November 8, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    I like 78016-2 so much better than blabberpuss.

    Grow up and stop writing like a seven year old boy. Maybe major media outlets will pick up more of your news items and run with it like the did with the MSP story. Your stories are interesting. I love your insight and writing. Hate the made up words that you insert into your articles. You could have so much more credibility if you just stuck to the facts and made your observations without the crass names that scare away readers that might otherwise follow your blogs.

    • The Unratchet
      November 8, 2017 at 5:31 pm

      Pay no attention to this asshat. The made-up words are clickbait awesomeness and really hone in on the ratchetability of these dreggs. Do not stop the made-up words.

    • Sue
      November 8, 2017 at 5:58 pm

      Stop being so butt hurt over everything that they write about. You seem to have the same complaint but yet keep on reading their blog. If you are so bothered by it.. don’t read it. Simple

    • gfldgadfly
      November 8, 2017 at 9:45 pm

      Someone’s hemorrhoids are acting up again…The butt hurt is strong in this one.
      Can i get u some ice, Ann?

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