Duck Lipped Blabberpuss With $1,500 Gaming GoFundMe Invades Comments Section, Previously Had GFM Claiming She Couldn’t Work Because Of Herpes And Epilepsy
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Yesterday were introduced you to Hillary Fetters:
She got a Turtle ticklin’ after starting a $1500 Gofundme for a gaming PC so she could pursue her dreams of being a game streamer.
Hillary wants to follow her dreams, but has no interest in actually earning them. Not only does she not have the money in order to buy a PC and start streaming, she doesn’t have any experience gaming:
The thing about dreams is that you have to work for them. Somehow Hillary doesn’t understand that starting a GFM isn’t work. Needless to say, this didn’t go over too well in our comment section:
The masses agreed. Put your head down and go to work.
There were also plenty of comments on her affinity for duck-lipped selfies. Two Turtle Riders even threw their hats in the ring to challenge Hillary for the title of Duckiest Lips:
After seeing the article and comments, the Duck Lipped Blabberpuss was not happy. First she messaged Deskie’s fill in while she was at the gyno for the millionth time this month:
Then she posted the article on her own page in order to get consoled by her
enablers friends. She even threw Raybien under the bus a second time. You’re a real asshole Raybien. How dare you force this Angel to make a Gofundme!?!?
Hillary, playing the victim well, sat by while her girlfriends and thirsty chuds told her how she didn’t deserve all of the hate she was getting.
Let’s take a look at some of the MVP’s.
Like Jessica Binggeli, who took a break from her job as a mannequin at Hot Topic, to let Hillary know that the haters are just jelly of good looking gals.
Or Rob Pilz, an engaged father, and a manager at Hillary’s work.
Do you see the level of stupidity here? Rob says that he reads Turtleboy Sports because of an article we did on a panhandler, suggesting he’s not down with beggars. He then goes on to say that he made a Gofundme to start a hockey league, which isn’t comparable to raising money for a personal computer. He justifies asking for money because even though he has a job, other people file for “welfare and shit”. Count Gothula concurred. These Hoopleheads think that they deserve free money for ice-time and computers, because the government helps less fortunate people survive “and shit”.
There was even some support in our comment section too:
The biggest supporter of Hillary in our comments was Mondo Raymond. The largest Big Gulp in 711 couldn’t quench this guys thirst:
This married man just told Hillary to check her inbox, because he’s paying for her PC.
While most people laughed at Mondo’s chivalry, Hill will probably take him up on the offer:
Our inbox got hit pretty hard as well. People wanted to thank us for the blog, claiming that we hit the nail on the head. Apparently this is business as usual for the 24 year old who still lives at home with her parents:
People also wanted us to see her Instagram which was also full of duck lips, bathroom selfies, and dog filters:
She also has this gem in her Instagram:
It was also brought to our attention that Sphincter Lips has an illness:
It wasn’t clear what her health issues were, but people messaged us saying she had another GFM up at one point that was removed:
Turns out she did tweet out a link to this GFM, but it is no longer active:
Nowhere in this tweet does Hillary say she has Herpes like the source claimed. But what’s up with this?
HSV stands for Herpes Simplex Virus. It may be surprising to some of our readers, but I am not a doctor, and had to do some research into how Herpes and Epilepsy were related. Thankfully, Dr. Wikipedia was already on the case:
So when you get the gift that keeps on giving, you can also get Hepresviral Encephalitis. This can lead to seizures.
Does it mean that she’s got the herp? Nope. Just kind of a weird hashtag to use for a GoFundMe you’re running for yourself. That and the fact that she claims on her ASKfm account that she contracted the herp in August:
Not that there’s anything wrong with that if she does. Just another example of a bogus thing she’s using to extort pity cash from friend zoned losers.
Initially, Hillary was in our comments defending herself before she eventually started deleting comments.
She must’ve deleted 30 comments in this thread alone, but for whatever reason didn’t delete her original comment that would have wiped the whole thread. You know what else she didn’t delete? Her fucking Gofundme. You can deny anything you want Hillary, but the fact that this campaign is still online just shows you’re true character.
The worst part is that all of this isn’t Hillary’s fault. It’s the people she’s been raised and surrounded by that cause this entitled mentality. Her parents need to work on teaching Hillary responsibility, and say “no” more often. Her friends need to stop supporting her because they are “true friends”. A “true friend” would’ve looked Hillary in her eyes and told her to smarten the fuck up. I almost feel bad about how poorly Hillary is prepared for the real world…Almost.
Oh, I almost forgot! I have good news for those of you who echoed Todd’s wish.
There are noodz of Hillary F. (rhymes with letters) on the Interwebs. I saw them with my own eyes, but they were not posted by her so I’m not linking them. However if you’re thirsty enough, they’re not terribly difficult to find. Happy hunting ya filthy animals.