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Disgraced Nurse Suspended For Mishandling Drugs Defends Honor Of Dick Pic Donkey Who Threatens Massive Lawsuit For Blog About Him

Disgraced Nurse Suspended For Mishandling Drugs Defends Honor Of Dick Pic Donkey Who Threatens Massive Lawsuit For Blog About Him

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Don’t yell “Fire!” in a movie theater.  There’s no smoking in airplanes.  Don’t drop the soap in a prison shower.  These are all life rules that people mostly follow without having to be reminded daily.  I’d like to add “Don’t send unrequested dicktures.” to that list.  It’s amazing to me how many guys haven’t received that memo.  Guys like Brett Farve:

Anthony Weiner:

and Mark Fichera:

South Shore Turtlegirl introduced us to Mark, AKA Skeletor The Junkie, on Saturday.  He was in the hot seat for sending pictures and a video of himself test firing his meat missile to a girl much younger than him.

These screenshots made me cringe.  Here’s a nice offer to go out sometime, followed by an aggressive video of this weirdo fishing with his own zipper guppie.  I can’t help but feel that this guy’s idea of a good time involves lotion getting put into a basket:

Mark was made aware of the blog by his friend Anne:

She caught up with Deskie in Messenger, trying to get the blog removed for Mark. She didn’t feel like what he did was a “big deal”:

Throughout her conversation with Abi, Anne was also messaging with Mark.  She would send us Mark’s messages claiming he wanted the blog removed:

While this was going on, Anne was in the trenches of the comment section trying to convince Turtle Riders that Mark was a good guy, and sending dick pics is harmless.  She also claimed that she gets a dick pic or two every now and then:

It was at this point that the wolves punched their timecards and went to work on Anne.  They questioned her marital situation and looked up the status of her nursing license:

There was way more to this comment thread, but Anne pulled a dirty delete.  At one point she was posting pictures of women who disagreed with her, saying that the way they were presenting themselves online was asking for dick pics.  That’s the dick pic equivalent of “Did you see what she was wearing?  She was asking for it.”  Big shout-out to a couple of my favorite Riders Pam Martin and Kerri Lynne Tabb, for sending me some screenshots and information from the thread before it got wiped. Love you Ladies!

Obviously the commenters had struck a nerve because now Anne was crying victim to Abi in Messenger.  Even that dumb, flatulent ginger knows to stay out of the comments section:




After all of this back-and-forth with Anne, we finally got a couple of Emails from Mark:

Now he has to defend himself and Anne.  He didn’t get a prompt enough response, so he finally reached out to us in Messenger, and he was not happy.  Unfortunately, Abi had an emergency Gyno apointment and wasn’t available to respond to Mark in a helpful manner:

Listen, Mark.  You can threaten to “break our ducking mouth” or “fkn take us out”, but leave the USA and our 25 year old “clientel” out of it.

He also openly admitted to drinking and using cocaine.  Last time I checked, imbibing Booze and Yayo would mean that you’re off the wagon, so why are you so proud of that 5 Month Chip?

Finally, not only does he promise a lawsuit, he also guarantees a win in court  By his math, he’s due for a $15,000+ payday.

Well Mark, we have the best goddamned legal counsel north of the Mason-Dixon line.  Attorney Richard N. Vulva is undefeated in a court of law when defending the Turtle, and he doesn’t take too kindly to Bozos like you bashering his clients.

Mark wound up blocking us in Messenger once he realized that the blog wasn’t coming down, but decided to post a little meme directed at us on his page:

Yeah Mark, the reason we wrote this article is because we’re jealous of you.  We’re also not afraid of your physical threats.  We all know what would happen if we came across each other in real life:

The thing that irritates me the most about Mark is his inability to take any accountability for his actions.  None of this would have happened if he didn’t send out pictures and video of him pulling his pudd.  Now he wants to play the victim and act like this is ruining his reputation.  Newsflash Mark: Your reputation wasn’t in good standing prior to this.  Act like a grown up, apologize to the poor girl you mentally scarred, and move on with your life. Try aiming your blame pointing finger at a mirror for once.

Let this be a lesson to all of you creeps that think sending unsolicited pictures of your doodle to women is acceptable.  If the recipient isn’t into it, they’re more than likely going to throw up the Turtle Signal, and you’ll find yourself in the same dickpicament as Mark.

19 Comment(s)
  • Never Before Have So Many Lived Off So Few
    November 18, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    “Ruining his reputation” ba ha ha ha… that’s a good one….. 60 years old crack-head in a halfway house worried about his reputation.

    How much do we pay for criminals and junkies all over the state, to house, feed, clothe, provide medical care, medicine etc etc. Better work some overtime to pay for the criminals, junkies, ratchets and illegals to have an I-phone 10. so fucked up

  • Joanna from Worcester
    November 17, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    is anyone interested in buying food stamps off me? hit me up on my snapchat @ Joanna’sstinkyclam

  • Joanna from Worcester
    November 17, 2017 at 11:12 am

    One day you’re gonna write your blog about the wrong guy. I’d be looking over my shoulder if I were you, bud. You’re not invincible. You’ve got kids. Don’t be an idiot.

    • Johnny5
      November 17, 2017 at 3:06 pm

      you sound tough

    • addict be angry an shit
      November 18, 2017 at 6:40 pm

      crack head would never make it from lowell to worcester without diverting to get some something, beer, cigarettes, scratch ticket, crack, heroin. which would lead to a crime or fight or passing out….. drug addicts aren’t good at getting much done besides being drug addicts, not to worry

  • Ralph
    November 17, 2017 at 8:19 am

    Patricia Alice Healy – you are a loser !

    • Anne Healy
      November 18, 2017 at 7:38 pm

      Healey Patricia Alice Registered Nurse RN127309 Suspension 09/26/2014 it’s not even the same spelling of my last name I told you guys this was bogus the funny thing is I moved from Massachusetts to New Hampshire in 2000 how could this possibly be me you going to say something about somebody make sure you have the right person that you are slandering and deformation of character

      • Annie
        November 19, 2017 at 10:39 am

        Anne Healy how long have you been missing your periods?

  • November 17, 2017 at 2:46 am

    Mark, if you need some leagal advice I can help. I used to be a cop and im looking for a new gig.

  • FuckfaceMcFaggot
    fuckface McFaggot
    November 16, 2017 at 11:17 pm

    And now we wait for the retard to come rage in the comments again! Grab your popcorn folks, this is gonna be a good one.

  • chrissy hates facebook more than unsolicited dick
    November 16, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    this is too bad.

    just from reading this article i feel really sorry for the dude and his nurse friend.

    i can’t even remember the original article but def not tbs finest

    and those commenters at fb are animals, “she” said it right
    everyone here should go to the twitter instead it’s way more clean and fun and turtleboy likes and retweets stuff to keep you entertained sometimes too, it’s fun

    • chrissy
      November 16, 2017 at 11:38 pm

      (cleaner as in less likely to receive unsolicited dicks)

  • Finn
    November 16, 2017 at 10:58 pm

    *sighs* Doesn’t anyone know what slander is anymore? If it’s true. It’s not slander. Easy Peasy.

    • UsualSuspect
      November 17, 2017 at 8:53 am

      People don’t know what slander is, the written word is never slander! It would be libel, slander is verbal, libel is written. Civics class dismissed!

    • Anne Healy
      November 17, 2017 at 12:09 pm

      It’s not true the person that they’re saying it’s not me that was not my name I haven’t been in the medical field since 2006

      • Kerri Bishop
        November 18, 2017 at 3:00 am

        I believe you!! You can’t even type a sentence, no way you were a nurse!! Case dismissed!

      • Fake Rant Queen
        November 18, 2017 at 8:41 pm

        So I guess that makes you… what? an amateur pharmacist?

  • Johnny5
    November 16, 2017 at 10:21 pm

    John Cena on heroin

    • Fake Rant Queen
      November 18, 2017 at 9:27 pm

      He has no crack Kathleen

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