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“Fuck DCF, Fuck WPD” Fence Update: We Were Right And Owner Explains Why She Keeps Changing The Words

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Last week we broke the story about the fence on the corner of Clark Street and St. Nicholas Ave that had “Fuck DCF, Fuck WPD” written on it in big purple letters:

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We speculated that this was not the work of vandals. It had to have been the homeowner. After all, who would wake up in the morning, see this written on their fence (which is next to the driveway) and go on with their day? Obviously it had to be the homeowner.

But nevertheless people doubted us, because people love to doubt Turtleboy. Well it turns out we were right. The homeowner is a woman named Jamieson Cotton. She emailed us a bunch of times explaining herself and we are still no closer to figuring out her rationale. Anyway, she’s been doing a lot of updating to the now infamous fence. First it was getting rid of the “Fuck WPD” portion and adding in “No Justice”:

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But apparently that wasn’t sending the message enough.

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Well, this whole thing is just getting confusing at this point. I dunno, if I was gonna vandalize my own fence I’d probably at least plan it out a little bit better. She couldn’t fit Justice in on part of the fence? Although I have to admit, the sad face after “No love for DCF” was a nice touch.

She wasn’t done.

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No purple letters? Who’s even gonna read that? This reminds me of The Simpsons episode where George H.W. Bush moves across the street from Homer and is completely overmatched in his prank war with the new neighbors:

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The real crime here is that she wasted a perfectly good fence. Not to be outdone she’s been tagging up random buildings around town:

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Take THAT heroin!!!

If you wanna figure out her reasoning, feel free to give it a shot. From what we took out of this, and from what other people have told us, DCF took some foster kids away from her. Can’t imagine why. She also hates drugs and thinks it’s not a big deal if kids at Clark Street, Worcester Arts Magnet, Burncoat Prep, Thorndyke Road, or Wawecus Road Elementary Schools see this on the way to school. Here’s some of things she’s posted on the TBS Facebook page:

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Just for the record Jamieson, we agree with you – heroin is bad. We also declare war on heroin. But maybe, just maybe we could do that without writing FUCK all over our fences so that kids have to look at it on their way to school. Maybe? Perhaps you could volunteer or start a support group or something like that. Or just keep writing things on your fence and other random buildings around the city. Whatever you think will best help solve this problem.

 

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14 Comment(s)
  • Froggy
    October 20, 2015 at 11:46 am

    Lets pretend that this woman took care of your children and for whatever reason, good or bad, you took them out of her care. Does writing F#%@ “your name” make you think.. hmmm, maybe I made a mistake, shes great!! .. I think not!

  • Message for Ms. Cotton
    October 20, 2015 at 11:24 am

    Jamieson Cotton, Clark St. and St. Nicholas Ave is not part of a quiet suburb. It ranks along side of Webster Square or Beaver Brook, so stop thinking you live amongst the high and mighty. LOL

  • Joe
    October 20, 2015 at 8:21 am

    She’s shocked that DCF doesn’t want her mentoring vulnerable youth any longer? I can’t see why not, she has such a rational thought process.

  • Froggy
    October 20, 2015 at 8:10 am

    So since she wants to call attention to her situation (And yes of course she does because she did write it) I must put my two cents in. First of all, yes she had a traumatic experience and wrote something on her fence. However, she keeps writing things. This was not a one time thing and she snapped. Sounds like very little impulse control to me. Secondly, yes I know there are prostitutes and herion addicts in other parts of town. I feel bad for the kids that have to walk by them everyday. That being said, that does not give this woman the right to write obscene messages on her fence so that kids in this neighborhood have to see it. It reminds me of asking my child.. if your friend jumped off a bridge, would you jump too? If she is trying to get the attention of DCF, does she really think that being disrespectful to kids in her area is going to make her situation better? You can’t fight negativity with negativity. I can’t say that DCF was right or wrong. That is beyond the scope of my point of view. However, if you want children returned do you really think that this is helping your cause.

  • RJ
    October 19, 2015 at 4:45 pm

    …this woman is on some anti-drug crusade? Based on her ramblings, it sounds like her plan is to get drugs off the street by doing them all.

  • October 19, 2015 at 2:38 pm

    Worcester Magazine columnist extraordinaire Janice Harvey lives just up the street from bizarre reprobate Jamieson Cotton, doesn’t she?! I wonder …

  • Oreo
    October 19, 2015 at 2:07 pm

    Isn’t the same lady who’s married to a guy who was caught breaking into homes, he’s got a lengthy court record if so. Don’t know if I’m confusing her with someone.

    • Backwards
      October 20, 2015 at 12:14 pm

      Too bad she wasn’t campaigning against herion BEFORE she had the kids taken from her.

  • Chloe
    October 19, 2015 at 1:44 pm

    There used to be a day care at this house. I really hope it has been sold to a new owner since then!!

  • coffeemate
    October 19, 2015 at 1:34 pm

    Something happened to her. Something traumatic….I kinda feel for her. But then again there are 3 sides to every story. I’ve heard the expression ” in a corner in the fetal position” most usually used when there is a loss between mother and child. That exprrssion came to mind while reading this. Again- sounds like she had a reaction to a traumatic experience. Ya never know…but writing on your own fence takes balls.

  • Maggie the Cat
    October 19, 2015 at 1:28 pm

    At least we know where she stands…sort of.

  • Nanny
    October 19, 2015 at 1:16 pm

    Glad my neighbors have not yet started tagging their own property. I’m taking enough of a loss on this house as it is.

    • Oreo
      October 20, 2015 at 12:42 pm

      Tb, can’t you find out “why” the kids were taken from HER. Herion just doesnt walk into a persons home, they either have to be doing it themselves or allowing others to be doing it in the presence of those children. This lady is pointing a lot of fingers and blaming, so what exactly was her role in all of this though?

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