We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible: Wormtown Brewery, Union Tavern, Scavone Plumbing, Michael Gaffney, Bennie’s Cafe, Craftech Restoration, JJM Insurance, Smokestack Urban Barbecue, Attorney Michael Erlich, H-S Trading Firearms, Smitty’s Tavern, Julio’s Liquors, HomeWarrantyReports.com, The Gun Parlor Range, 3B Auto, Pepe’s Restaurant, Firesafe Chimney Services, Attorney Anthony Salerno, North End Motor Sales, Mass Fury.
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook
Last week we broke the story about the fence on the corner of Clark Street and St. Nicholas Ave that had “Fuck DCF, Fuck WPD” written on it in big purple letters:
We speculated that this was not the work of vandals. It had to have been the homeowner. After all, who would wake up in the morning, see this written on their fence (which is next to the driveway) and go on with their day? Obviously it had to be the homeowner.
But nevertheless people doubted us, because people love to doubt Turtleboy. Well it turns out we were right. The homeowner is a woman named Jamieson Cotton. She emailed us a bunch of times explaining herself and we are still no closer to figuring out her rationale. Anyway, she’s been doing a lot of updating to the now infamous fence. First it was getting rid of the “Fuck WPD” portion and adding in “No Justice”:
But apparently that wasn’t sending the message enough.
Well, this whole thing is just getting confusing at this point. I dunno, if I was gonna vandalize my own fence I’d probably at least plan it out a little bit better. She couldn’t fit Justice in on part of the fence? Although I have to admit, the sad face after “No love for DCF” was a nice touch.
She wasn’t done.
No purple letters? Who’s even gonna read that? This reminds me of The Simpsons episode where George H.W. Bush moves across the street from Homer and is completely overmatched in his prank war with the new neighbors:
The real crime here is that she wasted a perfectly good fence. Not to be outdone she’s been tagging up random buildings around town:
Take THAT heroin!!!
If you wanna figure out her reasoning, feel free to give it a shot. From what we took out of this, and from what other people have told us, DCF took some foster kids away from her. Can’t imagine why. She also hates drugs and thinks it’s not a big deal if kids at Clark Street, Worcester Arts Magnet, Burncoat Prep, Thorndyke Road, or Wawecus Road Elementary Schools see this on the way to school. Here’s some of things she’s posted on the TBS Facebook page:
Just for the record Jamieson, we agree with you – heroin is bad. We also declare war on heroin. But maybe, just maybe we could do that without writing FUCK all over our fences so that kids have to look at it on their way to school. Maybe? Perhaps you could volunteer or start a support group or something like that. Or just keep writing things on your fence and other random buildings around the city. Whatever you think will best help solve this problem.
We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible. Click on any of them to check out their sites or Facebook pages.