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Fupacho Grande Has Lived The Life Of Luxury On Martha’s Vineyard Despite Discrimination, Oppression, And Bullying From MAGA Hats


We found Fupacho Grande’s Facebook page (the illegal immigrant laardvark who lost her mind and tried to take a MAGA hat off of a Trump supporter’s head) and it’s pretty amazing.

Rosianne Santos goes by Rosei Desir on the Facebook machine (at least she did before she might’ve deactivated or blocked us). She’s from Vineyard Haven, on Martha’s Vineyard, and she might be lying but she says she went to high school in England.

Remember her quote after being arrested:

“I had a little bit to drink maybe that’s the reason that I couldn’t walk away but being discriminated for so many times in my life, I just had to stand up for myself,” she said. “He’s not a victim. I am the victim. I have been bullied, OK?”

She’s been discriminated so many times in her life and was bullied by a red hat with white lettering. It must be so hard to come to Martha’s Vineyard on a visa in 1994 and then never leave. I’ve spent a lot of time in the Vineyard during summer’s of my 20’s. There’s a bunch of Brazilian chicks that migrate there to work for the summer. And most of them are REALLY fun (like, Bob Kraft fun), not like this cheesehog. However, they know that once the summer is over they gotta go back to Brazil because….laws.

Not Fupacho Grande though. She got comfortable and didn’t feel like leaving this country, despite all the discrimination and bullying she’s faced. Let’s look what the life of an oppressed illegal immigrant in America looks like.

There’s trips to the country club.



And more jewelry

Trips to Starbucks in the Mercedes

Michael Kors bags

Night time cruises on yachts

Meanwhile, the guy she assaulted is a 23 year old dude who just finished a hard day’s work. He’s wearing a MAGA hat because he, like many gainfully employed blue collar folk, supports the President. The woman who was so triggered by his hat that she was willing to get arrested (again) and risk deportation, is a glutton donkey who has had the life of luxury and whines that she’s being discriminated against because of a hat. You could not possibly paint a more accurate microcosm of 2019 American society than what happened in Falmouth between these two.


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81 Comment(s)
  • Nilzette
    February 28, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    She’s doesn’t represent a brasilian people. Fat old whole

  • dean wormer
    February 28, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    dean wormer to flounder “fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son”
    dean womer to Rosiane “fat, drunk, stupid, illegal and assaulting people is no way to go through life, you ratchet”

  • Peter Niss
    Calling ICE
    February 27, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    We’ll see how smug she looks after ICE breaks down her door sends her where she belongs, Brazil.

    • mizzbigbooty92688
      Lost cause
      February 27, 2019 at 9:53 pm

      It wont happen. They’ll let the knob slobbing smut stay. The system is so fukd up.

      • deflatteddoritodinks
        February 28, 2019 at 10:06 am

        Yeah it’s sort of like if you let someone walk through your driveway for several years then put a fence up, they can go to court and say you still have to let them walk through the “easement” because you were stupid enough to let them do it for so many years. This is the same thing. If you let them stay here for decades they can say they have a right to stay because we were stupid.

    • Make America Gay Again
      February 27, 2019 at 11:37 pm

      If you truly looked into the situation as of Tuesday the 26th she was already detained by ICE and has a date to appear in front of an immigration judge. No need to call ICE but there might be a need to read up before posting.

    • Nilzette
      February 28, 2019 at 9:09 pm

      She’s doesn’t represent brasilian peoples. Stupid old fat whore

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    February 27, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    If I had my way, this young lass would get 10 wacks on her ample behind with my Sabbath Stick!

  • twit
    February 27, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    that snout on her is god awful.

  • Mama Cita
    February 27, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    I want her to smear her red sauce all over my wet burrito.

  • We Pooped While Atlas Shrugged
    February 27, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    You know she’s gonna claim DACA and won’t get deported, especially in this state.

  • Every straight dude who knows he wouldn’t get caught
    February 27, 2019 at 10:51 am

    Would. Her employer in the black and white dress too.

  • Kim Wescott
    February 27, 2019 at 10:44 am

    Do you have any idea what it costs to keep up with the hair and nails? Never mind the clothes, jewelry, shoes, Mercedes?

    Girl’s got at least one sugah-daddy.

  • Austin P.
    February 27, 2019 at 10:33 am

    That’s a Man Baby!!!

  • Liz
    February 27, 2019 at 10:23 am

    He/she has grandmas high cheek bones, no doubt part Native American.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 27, 2019 at 10:16 am


    (OMG she has coffee at Starbucks? She must be rich AF!)

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Randall's Gay
      February 27, 2019 at 7:11 pm

      No you wouldn’t.

  • Eccie.net
    February 27, 2019 at 10:03 am

    I’m surprised that she’s still working the Vinyard. I can see maybe Laconia or Watkins Glenn but the Vinyard?

  • Drs. Howard, Fine, and Howard
    February 27, 2019 at 9:39 am

    On top of everything else, are we completely sure this isn’t a tranny situation?

  • bob
    February 27, 2019 at 9:11 am

    Sperm bank whore, with gnarly looking hands and legs. This one has more diseases than they have names for. She is a true Chancre Sore on America. She wouldn’t know class if it hit her on her FAAAATTTT Ass with a banjo, which is at least 2 axe handles wide. This woman is so fat, I bet she smells fat especially on a hot August day in an enclosed area. Fish anyone???

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    February 27, 2019 at 9:08 am

    Is her employer still in business? When I actually had employees I got these letters from the IRS threatening to seize all my shit in five days if I didn’t pay the $25 balance on my FICA taxes. Who needs that shit? Illegals are the answer!

  • Thar she blows!
    February 27, 2019 at 8:56 am

    You can tell she’s a wanna be rich girl living a minimum wage lifestyle. Taking pictures of yachts she’s never stepped foot on as they would likely capsize from the weight if someone was foolish enough to let her aboard.
    More than likely she’s a maid/house cleaner for some rich people being paid $10.00 an hour, driving the Benz to the dry cleaners and trying on the wife’s jewelry when they are away as she’s living above their garage. You can’t take some skank from a Sao Paulo slum and instill an ounce of class in her. Low life trash.

  • Washashore
    February 27, 2019 at 8:26 am


    “She was later released from ICE custody and given a notice to appear before an immigration judge, according to a second, updated statement’

    What’s the over/under on her actually showing up?.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 27, 2019 at 2:54 pm


  • Obama 2020
    February 27, 2019 at 8:19 am

    Assault? What a bunch of fucking pussies you people are.

    • If it’s good for the goose...
      February 27, 2019 at 9:58 am

      Some punk ass bitch seems to have been triggered. Make room in the safe space because this could require therapy puppies.

    • Alex R
      February 27, 2019 at 11:10 am

      If they can call the sight of a red hat a sign of hate, oppression, bullying, racism then its only fair the other side gets to call being physically hassled when they’re minding their own business assault.

  • Strip Mall Whore
    February 27, 2019 at 8:16 am

    She’s a low class whore clearly as she’s only at the Michael Kors level and not Gucchi, Prada or LV material. Personally I wouldn’t even offer a cheap Coach knockoff from Chinatown for the privilege of getting smothered in her folds.

  • Wwy
    February 27, 2019 at 7:49 am

    Too late for a wall the Jewish terrorists are already occupying the U.S.

  • Capn Red
    February 27, 2019 at 7:44 am

    The dude was studying for his hoisting license. Maybe be he could hoist the mountain gorilla on a plane to Ipenema.

  • Gronk
    February 27, 2019 at 7:29 am

    That’s a man in drag… Good God. She’s looking like a guy.

  • Flounder
    February 27, 2019 at 7:11 am

    Not surprised in the least she would say lie about attending a high school outside of the corpse strewn favela she really lived in. Lots of South American fence jumpers I know tell tales of owning 300 acre estates back home or having a PhD from a university nobody ever heard of yet they’re here working at Dunkin Donuts.

  • Daniel Crowell
    Lance Bolt
    February 27, 2019 at 6:33 am

    I have friends that live down there and they say when she gets on the ferry to the mainland her stink gets on first.

  • Richyrich
    February 27, 2019 at 5:36 am

    What the hell does this episode have to do with your stupid wall? She’s Brazilian, she didn’t climb over a fence in Mexico to get here you idiot

    • richyfag
      February 27, 2019 at 6:17 am

      Hi Tinkerbell MAGA2020 bitches

  • Richyrich
    February 27, 2019 at 5:23 am

    Clearly what has happened with this woman is that after decades of having rich white guys stick their nose up her ass because they wanted to fuck her, all of that went to her head and she felt like she was practically royalty, and could do pretty much anything she wanted. On its face, the whole “I was bullied by his hat“ defense sounds like a ridiculous statement made by a desperate person, But I think she is trying to set up a discrimination defense. No doubt that whichever old coot she happens to be with at the moment will hire up a good lawyer and she will be fighting deportation, after all, she’s living La Vida Loca out there, why on earth would she ever want to leave?

  • whatevuh
    February 27, 2019 at 5:19 am

    In case you were wondering about the yacht: 164-foot Westport Boardwalk owned by Tilman Fertitta. Fertitta is chairman, president and CEO of Landry’s Restaurants, one of the largest privately owned restaurant, entertainment and gaming firms in the United States. His company owns eateries ranging from the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. to the Chart House, as well as operating the Golden Nugget casinos.

    • TMZ
      February 27, 2019 at 6:47 am

      Thanks for the useless 411…. you fucking faggot!

      • whatevuh
        February 27, 2019 at 7:13 am

        get back in your mommy’s basement you half-wit piece of shit, if I want anything from you, I’ll grab you by the throat and shake it out of your empty head

    • whatevuh
      Dick Hertz from Holden
      February 27, 2019 at 6:55 am

      so she stood on the dock near the boat and someone took her picture, big fucking deal, anyone can do that. Or maybe she makes the beds and cleans the toilets on the boat? Good bet the owner, with all he has isn’t messing around with that.

      • Pedro
        February 27, 2019 at 11:01 am

        Standing near a thing is enough evidence for liberals to deplatform and temporarily imprison a conservative. When the illegal alien does it, so what, no big deal you guys, nothing to see here!

        Basically, go fuck yourselves.

    • Joe Blo
      February 27, 2019 at 7:38 pm

      That golf course is Farm Neck, nice place.

  • Prenda a respiracao, vadia
    February 27, 2019 at 4:27 am

    I’m going to call potential shenanigans on the yacht pics.
    Nice outside shots but how many skinny rap douches do you see posing in front of Lambos and other high rent shitboxes that they’ll never own, let alone ride in, during their pathetic and short lifetimes?
    I bet a younger version of her was on the boat ripping rails while getting her ass cored like an apple by some group of horny, rich, old bankers at the time she took those pics.
    If she doesn’t get deported like she should, then it’s time for her to dive deep somewhere off the shelf.

  • Democrat socialists are just doing the hate crimes that Maxine waters called for.
    February 27, 2019 at 4:12 am

    Another real hate crime that msm won’t report about. Have they found the kid who assaulted the student at Berkeley yet? That’s a pretty clear video of an actual hate crime.

    • Yes.
      February 27, 2019 at 4:51 am

      Yes they have.
      Are they doing anything about him yet?
      I don’t know.

    • Y
      February 27, 2019 at 12:51 pm

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    February 27, 2019 at 3:16 am

    I guy just came into my office wearing a straw boater in the style of Harold Lloyd.

    Naturally I shot the cunt.

  • Neil
    February 27, 2019 at 1:18 am

    I hate when inanimate objects bully me

  • Team Pup and Suds
    February 27, 2019 at 1:14 am

    Ratchets never have normal eyebrows. First sign of a ratchet is the eyebrows, I’m telling ya

  • Y
    February 27, 2019 at 1:10 am

    Build the wall and crime will fall!

    • Richyrich
      February 27, 2019 at 6:16 am

      She is from Brazil you idiot. Your dumb Woll would not of stopped her from getting here.

      • ritchybitch
        February 27, 2019 at 6:22 am

        Build the wall and deport all these foreign scum and their supporters like our new group homosexual richybitch. Lynch that smollet fag also

        • Richyrich
          February 27, 2019 at 8:02 am

          Try using your feeble mind to think beyond the one-dimensional, you dipshit. A wall isn’t going to magically stop illegals from getting in, except perhaps for the ones as dumb as you. Ever heard of a shovel? A ladder? A boat? Okay, your smoke-break is over, get back to the frialayor, boy!

      • Leanne
        February 27, 2019 at 9:08 am

        I know an illegal Brazilian and he actually did come through South America from Brazil.. twice.

  • Natasha
    February 27, 2019 at 1:08 am

    Love the term “laardvark”… one of your better nicknames!

  • Natasha
    February 27, 2019 at 1:05 am

    She looks like a different person in every single picture

  • Rosie O Rosie I remember thee
    February 27, 2019 at 12:41 am

    Read it here, because this is true. Rosey was turning old man tricks. Seriously, she had this old dude puttin her up for years. He was like a little boy around her. She was much hotter about 10 years ago. She goes around humpin rich guys down around the ritzy areas, where people I know work, but none of us can actually live. She got quite the booze and cocaine appetite, at least she did back then. Was with a group and her at Grumpys about 7-8 years ago. I swear she jammed a solid 8 ball up that nose of hers. This old guy was giving her benjis like nothing. I wanted to go after that shit but my bud told me she only fucks wallets. My was sort of light back then, she was also starting to look a little ragged. From those photos she looks like she just got fat

  • Gender Pronouns
    February 26, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    ze/zir/zir/zirs/zirself – “Ze and hir” is the most popular form of gender-free pronoun in the online

    • Cute Chick
      February 27, 2019 at 1:38 am

      FUCK THAT!!!

  • Lloyd Braun
    February 26, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    For the record, she’s not from Vineyard Haven. She illegally overstayed her visa. She’s from Brazil. Hopefully she’s sent back and never returns.

  • LOB
    February 26, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    AMEN !!!

  • Crispy C
    February 26, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    If I looked like that I wouldn’t let anyone take any pictures of me. It’s amazing to me how vain these ratchets are to be posing all the time for pics.

    • Y
      February 27, 2019 at 1:09 am

      If my dog was that ugly, I’d shave its ass and make it walk backwards

      • Big Wick
        February 27, 2019 at 10:12 am

        Ed Zachary!

        • Y
          February 27, 2019 at 12:46 pm

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    February 26, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    Tchau lavagem…. Don’t let the door hit that big ass of yours on the way out. Oh and leave the jewelry, it’s all illegal…..

  • Nothing to see here
    February 26, 2019 at 10:03 pm

    They still have shark fishing tournaments in the Vineyard don’t they? Just throwing that out there.

    • Feed the circle of life
      February 27, 2019 at 4:03 am

      Someone could befriend her while on a boat out there.
      Some might affectionately refer to her as “chum”.
      Yeah, that’s the ticket.

      • Chief Brody
        February 27, 2019 at 1:25 pm

        I think we’re going to need a bigger boat

  • vic aye carumba
    February 26, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    Surely that thing was born a man in the slums of Brazil. Look at that square jaw. I am sure she/he/it is good at landscaping and house painting too, like all illegal Brazilians….

  • Francis Sidebottom
    February 26, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    Brazilians speak Portuguese not Spanish if you should leave her a good bye message like adios amigos it just wouldn’t apply

  • vic aye carumba
    February 26, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    If only she had shut the fuck up and worked at Dunkin Donuts, she would be allowed to stay. No she had to go all cray cray on a MAGA hat wearer. At Dunkin, she could have spit in his coffee and he would have been none wiser. Aye carumba!

  • Dark Truth
    February 26, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    She needs to go back.

  • Randall Guy
    February 26, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    I want to fuck that really good.

    • Arch Stanton
      Randall loser
      February 26, 2019 at 10:23 pm

      Only if it’s a trans. Assflap.

  • All Brazilians do anal
    February 26, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    Apparently she found a rich old couple whose husband convinced his wife this tuna smelling chubby would make a good “domestic helper”. Well at least we know she is willing to put a dick with as many wrinkly rolls in it as her gut in her mouth so she doesn’t have to travel back to the cesspool Brazil each year.

    Btw….. have any of you guys ever met a Brazilian woman who didn’t do anal?

      February 26, 2019 at 10:14 pm

      I need girls like this. Ehere can I ginf them. Please dont ssy Florida.

      • Casa del Puta
        February 27, 2019 at 5:02 am

        You might try the Panhandle State.

    • Fred Knessl
      February 27, 2019 at 1:41 am

      Wasn’t she in that 2 girls one cup vid a few years back?

    • Don’t knock it
      February 27, 2019 at 10:35 am

      Brazil is to porn as Germany is to engineering, China is to counterfeiting, and liberals are to poverty.

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