Geoff Diehl’s Campaign Strategy To Beat Elizabeth Warren Is A Joke And He’s Getting Murdered In The Polls Because No One Know Who He Is

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Bad news:

Yup. According to the first poll from Suffolk Chief Sitting Bullshit is winning by 30 points over Republican Geoff Diehl. And don’t tell me polls don’t matter. They do. Don’t tell me that the polls lied about Trump. The polls were dead on. The final Real Clear Politics poll had Hillary by 3%. She ended up winning the popular vote by 2%. The polls just didn’t factor in the electoral college. Hillary won the popular vote (not that it matters) by almost the exact amount pollsters predicted. Unfortunately for Geoff Diehl he doesn’t have an electoral college and the only thing that matters is the popular vote.

Elizabeth Warren is cancer. There’s no other way around it. She’s the worst Senator in the United States, and there are some REAL winners she had to beat out for that honor. Most recently she shared this on Twitter:

She completely took this harmless joke out of context, and insinuated that Judge Kavanaugh tried to rape a woman who she never met, who can’t tell you where or when she was attacked, who didn’t come forward for 36 years, refuses to testify in front of the Senate about it, wants the FBI to investigate something it can’t investigate as a delay tactic, and who will make TONS of money off the book deal that inevitably follows this disgusting shitshow. What democrats are doing to this guy right now is the lowest thing I have ever seen in Washington DC. And she’s leading the charge.

We’ve had to put up this woman for 6 years after she took over for the most non-partisan, and best elected official I’ve seen ever come out of this state – Scott Brown. The moment we got rid of him was the moment voters in this state made it clear that they don’t like moderation or bipartisanship. They like showboating extremists who are in it for themselves.

So my question is, considering how terrible this woman is, and how necessary it is to get rid of her, why is Geoff Diehl running a fake campaign for Senate? Scott Brown won because he had name brand recognition. He was all over my TV for months leading up to the election. Has anyone seen a Geoff Diehl commercial on TV? I’ve seen five billion Daniel Koh and Lori Trahan commercials, and I don’t live in their district. In Florida you can’t turn on the TV without seeing a Bill Nelson or Rick Scott commercial. This shit matters. When you spend money like this people think you’re serious. You reach people who have never heard of you. Seriously, what percentage of voters in this state even know who Geoff Diehl is? He’s raised plenty of money, so why isn’t he spending it?

Check out his Facebook pageHe’s going to parades, shaking hands in towns, talking shit about Warren, stuff like that. But none of that is going to help you beat this woman. All he’s doing is preaching to the choir. He’s got the Trump crowd. They’re gonna vote for whoever isn’t her. But what’s his plan to win over the Scott Brown voters? Because I don’t see it. He needs to get serious about this or he might as well concede anyway. Because this isn’t a real campaign. It’s just shitposting on Facebook. And if you think for one second that this strategy is going to work because everyone you talk to in your echo chamber hates her, you have no idea how politics work. He’s going to get creampied if this continues.

She humored him with three debates, but she didn’t do it because she’s taking him seriously. She’s going to use this as a warmup for the 2020 presidential run (can’t wait for that). Everything about this campaign will be about Donald Trump, and she will label Diehl as a Trump sycophant. It will stick. This matters in a state where Trump got murdered by Hillary.

We’d love to have Geoff Diehl on the podcast if he’s interested. Whoever runs his Twitter account followed us before we got taken down. Hit us up. Because this campaign isn’t gonna cut it.

31 Comment(s)
  • Fake Rant Queen
    September 21, 2018 at 12:14 am

    WTF is wrong with this website? Trying to read the reader comments on the Geoff Diehl post and every 10 seconds I get bounced over to the William Tauro article. Even when I’m in the middle of typing out my own comment. Can’t you afford any IT help?

  • Tom Blackburn
    September 20, 2018 at 10:48 am

    Can’t believe he’s not getting more traction, especially with his full endorsement of Trump (and vice versa)!. White nationalist groups to step up their funding here. #MAGA

  • Michael Perm
    September 20, 2018 at 10:35 am

    I have to agree I gave his campaign money and volunteered to help. I never heard back. The only real chance to win now is if the libtards come complacent and don’t vote. Diehl needs to get the vote out and give people some hope of winnning.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    September 20, 2018 at 10:07 am

    Unfortunately, the hard truth is that moon bats outnumber sane people in this state by a margin of 2 to 1. On the other hand, the Suffolk/Boston Globe poll you referenced only sampled 500 voters, and you’d better believe most of them were from Cambridge, Boston, or Somerville.

    Dielh could destroy Warren in the debates and she’d still win, and although I’ve never heard him debate, it’s unlikely he can out punch her one on one. He’s probably no Milo or Ben Shapiro on stage.

    • bigdaddy
      September 20, 2018 at 12:27 pm

      I have heard a few interviews with him and he is articulate and well spoken On the other hand all Liawatha does is screen and yell out her verbal diarrhea

      • Jim
        September 20, 2018 at 1:36 pm

        That’s what her supporters understand and love

  • Seneca
    September 20, 2018 at 9:34 am

    This one could very well come down to the wire…it’s way too early to freak out over anything just yet.

    In Warren’s eyes, Diehl is JV Trump. When the going starts going, she’s going to use him as a Trump standee as a dress rehearsal for her White House run. This much is obvious to everyone. She’s champing at the bit to rip him to shreds.

    The interesting part is that Diehl is not going to be able to run from Trump. He’s Trump’s boy in the Commonwealth. He’s going to have to embrace the Trump, for all the good and the bad that brings.

    He’ll need to direct all Warren’s Trump-based attacks toward the good stuff he’s done, rather than the nutty tweets: booming economy, more beneficial trade deals with the rest of the world, getting the Norks to cool their jets, how’s that tax cut working out for you, employment numbers, etc.

    And, at the same time, he needs to remind the electorate that Warren is not just another middle class woman made good–an oh shucks Okie who just wants everyone to get ahead like she did. She is a hardcore leftist, the absolute darling of American progressives (e.g., rebranded communists – read Horowitz’s book). She’s the “you didn’t build that” Senator, the “intellectual foundation of the Occupy Movement” Senator, the “the justice system is racist from the top to the bottom” Senator, etc.

    The tricky part is he can’t look like he’s beating up on her. Gender still matters, and if Warren can make it look like Diehl is an ugly male picking on a helpless female, she’ll turtle behind her skirts in a heartbeat.

    BUT, come election day, practical people could, and may, just very well pull the lever for the practical (Diehl is a Republican – hey – it might just help the Commonwealth to have one in the delegation during a Republican administration, plus the economy is good). Warren will -always- get the city, mill city, Happy Valley, and Pink Hat / dopey college student blow-in vote. Diehl is going to have to crush it in the suburbs and ex-burbs, where actual middle class people live.

    I would vote for a potted plant rather than Warren. I don’t think I’m the only one.

    • Chris
      September 21, 2018 at 3:15 pm

      The same reasons here why I think Dr. Scott Lively lost the primary to Gov. Baker, who’s a RINO through and through (and too many scandals…). Lively got 36% of the vote despite running the campaign with chump change from his living room. Being an Evangelical pastor, he very likely had no chance here in Mass. because there aren’t very many Evangelicals to begin with. Lively also said in his campaign material he supported Trump, which also is not allowed here I guess.

      Since Mass. is all about identity politics, the only type of pro-life and pro-family person that could’ve successfully knocked out the Gov. would be a (real) Catholic. The only person that could’ve pulled it off (and win in Nov.) would’ve been State Rep. Jim Lyons (R-Andover), a never-Trumper from the right. He’d have more street-cred as a candidate because he’s actually the most conservative state legislator on Beacon Hill we’ve had since the Democrats stopped going to Sunday Mass faithfully. (The last pro-life Governor Mass. will ever see was Reagan Democrat Ed King, served during Dukakis interregnum, 1979-83; I don’t think even Mike Dukakis could get on the ballot as a Democrat today considering how pathetic and dangerous that party has become.)

      Baker and D challenger Jay Gonzalez are pretty much 90% together on the major issues (trashing Trump, supporting illegals, men in the ladies room, gun grabbing, abortion on demand, climate change worship, criminal justice “reform”, etc., etc., etc.), although Gonzalez stands out because he’ll implement single-payer healthcare. Some moderates and conservatives will blank the Governor’s office because of this, but I have to still vote for Chicken Charlie because no one in Mass. will have much say in their healthcare once single-payer is implemented. The hackarama on Beacon Hill will play doctor for you, and will kill my mother who’s recovering from cancer treatment.

      BTW, I’m from the inner city and I’m voting for Geoff Diehl. No sanctuary states! No melting ICE! Shiva went independent after he had a temper-tantrum in front of Howie Carr. His platform on the Trump Wall is actually stricter, but Diehl is more qualified. I wonder if Liz Warren convinced Shiva to do this to ensure her re-election? (They both live in Cambridge.)

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Death Diehler
    September 20, 2018 at 8:06 am

    I don’t believe these polls for one second. Plus all I see everywhere I go is Geoff Diehl lawn signs and bumper stickers. So I think he is going to be just fine plus I truly feel Warrens reign of lunacy is coming to end. The red wave is coming this November! Every time I say or hear that phrase I think of a mob of angry feminists on their periods charging over bunker hill with pussy hats on. Wow what a nightmare that would be lol

  • bigdaddy
    September 20, 2018 at 6:44 am

    Either way liawatha will spend the next 2 years running for presient and the rest of the country will continue to laugh at MA

  • BucketNutz
    September 20, 2018 at 5:16 am

    The problem with the polls is that they over-sample Democrats…..Even in Mass, the largest voter registration is Independent……
    Otherwise I agree with the analysis. Diehl is a good candidate but he needs to have a Scott Brown moment. Maybe the debates will change the recognition factor.
    Spare us the popular vote nonsense too. Heir Hitler got 90% of the popular vote.
    Thank God the founders created the electoral system! We would be Venezuela without the ‘mob rule’/popular vote system.

    • Y
      September 20, 2018 at 11:23 am

      Yes, he should pose nude.
      Also, yes, thank God for the electoral voting system.

  • Rockets Redglare
    September 20, 2018 at 4:48 am

    Calichusetts here we come

  • SMH
    September 20, 2018 at 1:41 am

    He needs more wampum. Smoke signals won’t defeat squaw.

  • gtfo
    September 20, 2018 at 1:11 am

    Of course she is going to win! It’s Massachusetts, or “the California of the East”. If you aren’t a welfare slag your only real recourse is to leave the state.

  • Shiva
    September 20, 2018 at 12:22 am

    Vote for me because only a real Indian can defeat the fake Indian!

    • InsertScreenNameHere
      September 20, 2018 at 10:38 am

      Sorry Shiva, you need to remove yourself from the race, or all you will do is guarantee that Warren wins. Have you never heard of Ross Perot or Ralph Nader? The math is simple: we all know Warren’s pandering will automatically get her around 48% of the vote, mostly from out east and Amherst and NoHo. Diehl could just potentially garner the remaining 52% from Republicans and enlightened unenrolled voters who actually see Warren for what she is. However, if Shiva insists on running and manages to poach even as little as 5% from the unenrolled pool, the tally then becomes 48% Warren, 47% Diehl and 5% Shiva. Don’t forget, Shiva originally was one of 4 Republicans going into the primary, and his dropping out of that race merely indicates he doesn’t think he can win among the Republicans. If he can’t even do that, then he can’t win the race at all. The best thing he could do is drop out and then actively encourage all unenrolled voters to unite with the Republicans to vote for Diehl and get Warren out. 

    • Y
      September 20, 2018 at 11:21 am

      You’ll lose as soon as they bring-up the night you beat the shit out of your girlfriend, guilty or not, facts don’t matter in today’s #MeToo climate.

  • mainesucks
    September 20, 2018 at 12:07 am

    Anyone know where i can buy a elizabeth warren mask for halloween?

    • Henry Fool
      September 20, 2018 at 9:41 am

      There’s an Elizabeth Warren sex doll, if that would help, but i think its just a leftover Hillary. Then again, so is the real thing…

  • PapaHOwie
    September 19, 2018 at 11:31 pm

    Diehl needs to stop holding Howies hand so much. Howie alone cant make you win

  • Peter Bilt
    September 19, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    Paid off by Soros and the NWO.

  • Walter "Closet Weirdo" Bird
    September 19, 2018 at 11:00 pm

    I had the squaw down in my office. I explained to her that my magazine makes or breaks candidates. That if she wants to be president she is gonna have to play ball with me. I threw her up on my desk and when I spread her skinny boney legs I could hear them snapping like chicken bones on Thanksgiving. Talk about dry. Sex with her was nasty. Anyway plenty of copies of my magazine under the used truck publications.

    • Y
      September 20, 2018 at 11:18 am

      It must be like trying to pull apart a grilled cheese.

  • Paulie Manyfarts
    September 19, 2018 at 10:25 pm

    Vote for me. I have 1% less of a chance as the real diehl.

  • Crystal Ball
    September 19, 2018 at 10:16 pm

    Stop being so cheap and give us one commercial showing Fauxahauntis in bed with big business and Bank of America.
    One and she’s done.

  • MassNeedsHelp
    September 19, 2018 at 10:06 pm

    Vote Brian Muello. The only real candidate running. Write in his name for real change

    • MassDoesn'tNeedYourHelp,Brian
      October 9, 2018 at 12:39 am

      Brian, you’re pathetic.
      Jump into your fake ass trump limo go back to trolling for whatever down on Wollaston Beach.
      The only people that would write you in use crayons and lick windows.

  • Uncle Randy
    September 19, 2018 at 9:44 pm

    I’m gonna vote for him. Warren has nothing to offer me.

    Wait. Do the Democrats have anything to offer me? I take care of myself and stay out of jail without their help.

  • Mike Thompson
    September 19, 2018 at 9:42 pm

    He better get his act together – I cannot take another minute of Angry Grannie and her horrific agenda.

  • NR
    September 19, 2018 at 9:29 pm

    I certainly will be voting for him.

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