This is Junazia Monae from one of the twin cities in Minnesota.
And she created what is quite possibly the greatest GoFundMe I’ve ever seen,
entitled, “HELP MY BABYDADDY GET OFF CRACK!!!!”
The GFM blew up yesterday and was shared nearly 100,000 times, because it’s amazing, and consequently she took it down. Then she changed her mind and put it back up today. Unfortunately if you don’t speak Ratchetese you’re not gonna understand what any of this means, so allow me to translate for you.
Ok guys i dont know where to start, I’ll just start from the beginning , So 3 years ago APRIL 8 2016 I MET THIS GUY NAMED (MIKEMOE) I was at the time going through something with my first love & decided to use mike to make my first love mad♀️
I had a boyfriend at the time, who naturally wears flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats, which are a prerequisite for taking me to pound-town.
However, he spent all his time working on his burgeoning rap career, so I took the first crackhead I found and let him bury his broomstick deep in my stench trench in the hopes of making my boyfriend jealous. Generally I court men like this by finding the closest dumper and taking a selfie of my big fat ass.
First one who comes up behind me and gives me the R Kelly wins.
welp plans changed, Instead i got to know the lil roach. Im like he kinda ugly but he coo doe so i said forget it & kept messing with him because his vibe. Im like buddy coo i guess,
I was initially planning on using him for the D and considered putting a paper bag over his head during sex because he’s hideous looking, but then I realized I was kind of a dumpsterslug myself so this was probably the best I was gonna get.
Now 5 months past we vibing , next thing u know i done fell in love with a ugly kangaroo ♀️ 07.29.17 we had our first born, (James) *My son looks better than his dad* No cap , then 3 months ago 9.22.19 we had our second born *
We chose not to use birth control because when you live in Ilhan Omar’s district the more crotch fruits you can fire out the more money starts raining down from the welfare tree. And if you think I’ve learned my lesson from this, you are dead wrong, because I plan on procreating several more times.
Mi’Nazia* he barely even knows! only seen her 4 times since she was born!
We chose to make a baby’s name up completely out of thin air, and found a way to include an apostrophe, thus greatly increasing the chances that the child’s first words will be, “yo daddy ain’t shit.”
He was a GREAAAAT father He didnt play about our baby boy he always putted him 1st. until he got a hold to the DRUGS! They bond was super tight , tighter than the shirts & pants michael wears Did i mention he do crack now .. NVM i’ll tell yall about that later,
He never paid child support, but he fed the poon polyp a bottle a couple of times, which made him a great Dad until he decided that he’d rather smoke crack. I never saw this one coming.
Anyways he started hanging around niggas that smoke k2, snort percs, drink lean, and do yopps. Eventually he started slacking, he moved 3 hrs away with his nanny, (courtney monay austin) and started slacking bad in life. He started stealing from her, Stealing her cars, And stealing money from her, Just to get to stpaul to get k2 , Now COURTNEY being desprate she puts up with that. She’ll do watever it is to keep a nigga around. Mind u she 34 he’s 23 .
Nanny is codeword for his “boo,” who is 11 years older than him. She keeps him around because although he may be a crackhead, he can still lay the pipe with the best of them.
Anyways , me and her had a conversation on the phone 3 months ago. She told me about how she going to bring him a lot of k2 up to her place so he wouldnt have an excuse to come back to the cities ♀️ thats where she went wrong at because now my babydad is addicted to it badly,
I spoke with his new slampig who prevents him from returning to St. Paul by feeding him a steady diet of drugs and poon-tang. However, this was a mistake on her part because now he’s a junkie.
3 days ago im walking into the gas station to pay for my gas , i see a young man looking like a D#$% fool ! On side of the gas station trying to get my attention! I didnt know who it was so i kept walking , he didnt know who i was either , Now he’s all behind me begging for 4$’s i turn around because as he got closer voice sounded more familiar to me ITS MY BABYDAD he tried to play it off & say he knew it was me he was juss playing around, No because why is it crust around yo lips i automatically figured he was on crack.
My baby daddy is such a crackhead that he didn’t recognize me, despite the fact that we had a child together a year ago, asked me for $4, and then played it off like he was kidding. Crackhead humor is an acquired taste, but she did not believe he was kidding due to the crust around his lips.
I looked down he had on some big a$$ busted black forces, Lordddd ♀️ i automatically got upset with him because never have i expected him to turn into a crackhead i mean wen i met him he was a medium crackhead♀️ but i changed him to do better.
She was a positive influence in his life, as can be ascertained by the fact that he was only a “medium crackhead,” while they were making not one, but two babies together. This is what “medium crackhead” looks like.
It’s not ideal, but it’s manageable. However, the new dick cushion in his life allows him to go full crackhead, which makes her a bad influence.
After our breakup idk wtf happen to him. Anyways, the nigga on drugs bad i bumped into him 2 months later again this time downtown, He was stratching his neck begging for 4$ and 50 cents now. So he see me and my son walking into the store downtown he saw my son pull out a 10$ bill , And asked my son can he get his changes after he pay for his snacks which was 5.25 im like wtf turn around its him again once again he said he knew it was me. He was just playing♀️
Several months later the same exact thing happened, except due to inflation he now asks for $4.50 instead of $4. This time her son, who is two years old, was for some reason carrying around $10 on him, and the sperm donor who abandoned him asked the 2 year old if he could get the change he’d receive after purchasing snacks. He once again played it off like it was a practical joke.
so just a small donation of 5$ 10$ maybe 15$ we can all come together and help my babydaddy go back normal and put him in treatment♀️ i cant sleep at night knowing he a crackhead im so hurt, we use to be a happy family before the drugs abused him, He started losing dreads and sleep. like lets come together and make MINNESOTA great again! arent yall tired of him stopping yall too begging for 4$’s? lets get this man in rehab plus he be stealing k2 roaches from his hommies! they should really pintch in and help. He use to be healthy before he started doin crack BRING BACK THE OLD MIKE LETS GET HIM HELP NOW WE LOSING TOO MANY FATHERS TO CRACK, JAIL OR THE GRAVE! LETS MAKE HIM UN BECOME A CRACK HEAD. & Nooo i dont do drugs! im sober asf dont even smoke cigarettes or drink! i just wanna get my babydaddy off crack before its too late. my kids deserve a sober dad♀️ now he sleeping with his step cousin who is 15 years older than him he said he need help he just dont know where to find it, LORD … surving having a Crackhead ass baby daddy LIFETIME! IM READY TO TELL MY STORY!! snapchat:mickeeeybaby
Give me money so I can put him in rehab where he can magically go back to being a medium crackhead and be the dream father I always imagined he would be when we named our first child Mi’Nazia. Things are getting ugly now that he is fucking his step-cousin, who is 15 years his senior.
Remarkably she was able to raise $95 last I saw, and probably more by the time she shut the GFM down and withdrew all the cash.
Because some people are fucking idiots, and will give money to anyone who pretends like they’re getting their life together.
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