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GhettoGlob Foodstampotomus Tries To Sell Her Foodstamps, Flat Screen TV, And Begs For Money On Facebook, Ends Up Making A Second Appearance On Turtleboy Instead

This is Tiffany Duperre, a previously Turtleboy famous hoodrat hero, and today’s brightest burning dumpster fire.

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Tiffany has a fire sale going on right now for her food stamps.

 

Unfortunately, despite the “bomb deal” she’s offering for her free government handouts, no one is biting. What a drag. Overall, this chick’s Facebook is a fascinating peek into one of the most dysfunctional, insane, wasted lives I have ever been privy to. I’d suggest go looking for yourself – because honestly, this chick is probably 4 blogs all on her own. She is literally the mascot of illegal EBT sales. Turns out this isn’t her first appearance on Turtleboy, either.

Spoiler alert – her life doesn’t seem to have improved much at all since the last time she landed on our radar. Color me shocked.

She seems to have a roster of boyfriends (one night stands, customers? I don’t know), AND a lesbian lover, AND a baby daddy.

 

So her vagina may or may not smell and look like an old shoe with the toe busted wide open.

It also appears she is homeless,

 

And of course, has “the disease”.

 

 

I’m generally not much for gambling, but I’d place all $500 of her foodstamps on the odds she is in fact NOT “killin’ it” in recovery. In fact, I’d double my bet –  considering even she can’t seem to figure out how long it has been since her last nod-sesh courtesy of Diego’s black tar special.

 

This gastro-garbage pail sure seems confused!

She seems to be pretty motivated to sell whatever shit she can for quick cash, not just her EBT benefits, because work is for suckers who don’t spend their days in a drool-covered haze.

 

And although she’s fired out 5 crotch fruit from the baby cannon, it would appear she has custody of none of them, which must really be hurting her online panhandling game.

 

 

She can’t pull the “do it for muh babies” card on Facebook anymore – bummer.

 

 

Luckily she’s a young, able bodied, childless warthog that somehow has $500 worth of free taxpayer funded food dollars. How else would she survive?

 

I just threw up in my mouth a little, guys. This bitch is gnarly.

I’m shocked she doesn’t have custody – she’s out here living like a responsible mother and productive member of society and all.

 

 

Here’s a thought – if you are “so sick of crackheads”,

 

It means you hang around a lot of crackheads. Normal people cannot relate, because we’re out her avoiding those type of people. People like you, Sniffany.

 

It would also appear that this cheesehog has been so hard at work being totally sober, you guys, that it’s killing her. So definitely give her your money!

 

Jesus Christ. Charles Darwin is rolling in his grave.  Thank God our tax dollars are going to fund this bullshit, right? Welfare abuse is clearly a myth, and everyone who collects it is so needy and deserving. We’ll see you around this same time next year, Sniffany! Take care now.

 
 

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36 Comment(s)
  • TheCureForHope
    March 13, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    Apparently Tiffany hasn’t heard she’s Turtle Famous cuz her FB is still wide open.

    I browsed for a few minutes.

    In what I believe must be one of the most amazing posts ever, here’s how she answered the question about what is the most annoying thing about FB:

    “Nikka’s inboxing me asking for pics. Look on my FB – those the only pics you gonna get from me. I’m a classy lady. No one but my husband (or future husband) gonna see me in my sexy langare.

    Allwoman should be like that.”

    Oh yes, I’m emulating you, Tiff.

  • Nothing clean here, that includes her ass
    March 13, 2019 at 9:48 am

    Well a lot of stuff does not make sense here. You will not get methadone take homes with pot in your system. And you will not get take homes with a benzo script. It is very hard to get take homes from a methadone clinic. Because they know that 99% of people on their clinic are not really looking to get better, they are looking for a quick morning fix. I’m sorry this doesn’t look like someone who follows any kind of rules and there are a lot in order to recieve take home doses. Also most people who are truly in recovery do not feel the need to post daily on their Facebook how great being “clean feels” something tells me this woman/thing is far from clean. I really don’t think she even knows what that word means.

  • Crackadoneax.
    March 13, 2019 at 6:25 am

    She is not only selling stamps, but she’s clearly lying to DTA about size of her family (or she really isn’t and it’s just based off the size of her) but she’s also scamming the clinic. That’s a staple in the methadone community (not all but a LAHGE majority) is to hit the clinic after a night of smoking crack…. How you think those fools make the clinic so early in the morning. Smh. This dumb bitch.

  • Mojo Cracker
    March 13, 2019 at 2:49 am

    Tiffany, you can make a good living just by cleaning up a little bit and hitting the conventions and sports venues around Boston. There’re plenty of horney drunk guys that would pay well for you to suck their c-ocks. No hard work, plenty of $$$ and some self respect. It’s only the second oldest business in the world. So come on, cheer up, clean up and get to sucking. The more meat you tenderize the bigger your wallet/purse will grow.You obviously have a salable skill and talent, for goodness sake use use it!
    Good luck and good sucking.

  • MAGA TURTLE
    March 12, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    FAT SLOB SLUT WORTHLESS BITCH! FUCKING WORTHLESS BITCH!! FAT FUCK FUCKING FAT BITCH BLUBBER SLOB FAT FUCK!!!!

  • Big Wick
    March 12, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    Jeez, where to start? So much GOLD here, Tiffany! Your girlfriend is YOU-GLEE! Your BF ain’t much of a winner, either. Make up your mind, are you one year drug free or not, since you wrote you relapsed a year ago. And you’re NOT dope free if you’re still doing a blunt an hour or two. And tit tat’s, duck lips, and tongue AREN’T pretty. Even though you say “I’m feelin so sexy.” How old ARE you, you five-time puppy-popper? And you let a friend post on your FB page? NEVER allow that! And do you REALLY have a “higher power?” Your kids want to know.

    Why write this to you, Tiffany? Because I KNOW someone will direct you to your starring role as a TurtleBoy Sports repeat performer.

    Good luck in your recovery.

    • Bill Belly's Chick
      March 12, 2019 at 4:38 pm

      But on HER side, she IS wearing a Patriots shirt!

  • It's a Felony
    March 12, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Possession or use of food stamps or an EBT access device by unauthorized persons, or by authorized persons in a manner not authorized by the Secretary of Agriculture, violates the Food Stamp Act (7U.S.C. 2024). One of the most common forms of food stamp fraud, known as food stamp trafficking, involves the illegal buying or selling of food stamp benefits for cash, drugs, weapons or other items of value. Unlawful possession or use of food stamp benefits in an amount of $100 or more is a felony less than $100 is a misdemeanor.

    • TheCureForHope
      March 13, 2019 at 5:17 pm

      I don’t understand how people so blatantly offer it for sale on FB?

      This chick’s FB is still wide open – ANYONE can get on and read it!

      And she’s weeding out her friends. She had 2500 a couple weeks ago and is now under a thousand.

      SMH

  • Slick Willie
    March 12, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    5 kids and no baby daddies in the mix. Right in my wheel house! How ya do’in darlin?

  • Y
    March 12, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    Hey yo fat girl, come here–are ya ticklish?
    Yeah, I called ya fat
    Look at me, I’m skinny
    It never stopped me from gettin’ busy
    I’m a freak

    • Y
      March 12, 2019 at 3:24 pm

      Bonus video – 2-Pac’s 1st song/video/appearance:

  • Surprised Stoner
    March 12, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    A quarter ounce a DAY?!?!?!!

  • LOB
    March 12, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    WOW !!! The Godzilla of Food Stamp Queens ! for Real ???

  • Deval Patrick
    March 12, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    Food stamp fraud?

    Anecdotes, anecdotes…

  • noah webster from the great beyond
    March 12, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    bumbard me with questions? i just spun twice in my grave. please feel free to give this wanton waif a copy of my fine dictionary….on second thought don’t this skank will sell it. since i’ve got eternity on my side now i think this word should be added to my book…bellyflopopotamus….open to other suggestions and yes bristol i like yours too.

    • Noah Webster Fan
      March 12, 2019 at 3:01 pm

      You must be dizzy from all the spinning! I liked “langare” myself. Ratchet FaceBooks are SO entertaining!

  • z
    March 12, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    Seriously, it looks like maybe for awhile “Hard work & dedication does pay off” actually did.
    What happened? Drugs? Attitude?
    None of these jobs are going to pay a million bucks.
    But, someone at one time thought she had the skills to manage more than herself.

    KFC – Kentucky Fried Chicken
    Crew Person · August 14, 2017 to present · East Providence, Rhode Island
    These ppl are amazing!!!!

    Dunkin’ Donuts
    Manager · March 25, 2017 to present · East Providence, Rhode Island
    “Hard work && dedication DOES pay off”

    Dunkin’
    Manager · March 2017 to present · East Providence, Rhode Island
    Hard work & dedication does pay off

    Salvation Army
    Production Coordinator · May 2015 to present · Fall River, Massachusetts

    Burger King
    Shift Leader

    Kentucky Fried Chicken
    Shift Leader · August 14, 2017 to January 2, 2018 · East Providence, Rhode Island

    Family Dollar
    Assistant Freight Manager · In 2011 · Swansea, Massachusetts

    • Veggie Cowgirl
      March 12, 2019 at 4:28 pm

      You can actually make halfway decent money at a Dunkin donuts as a manager. Are you saying this is her current job? If so, she’s not struggling, shes using.
      She also should qualify for foodstamps.
      I’m not gonna lie, these types of scandalous ass hoes who run scams on the government get on my nerves in a personal and very serious way.
      I’ll spare everyone my sob story. I’m definitely not one for pity parties! Yuck!

      This is our world. Most people who actually need and deserve assistance and who actually have REAL and pervasive diseases don’t qualify, or are just too proud to jump through bullshit hoops to prove they’re not rachets such as this one.
      These people are so skilled at gaining sympathy and finding loopholes in the system. Like dudes, put that energy into doing something positive for society. You might actually be able to support yourself with it. Have some self-respect, some pride, get off the god damn couch and throw out the donuts! Do a little cardio, how about? Maybe take a break from the 1/4 a day you smoke. Maybe actively contributing will give you a sense of purpose and help cure your “disease.”
      These people don’t want to be “cured.” Life is difficult! Its far too easy for them to stay “sick.”

      I want to punch

      • Veggie Cowgirl
        March 12, 2019 at 4:29 pm

        *Shouldn’t qualify*
        My bad

        • z
          March 12, 2019 at 5:51 pm

          Got that off of her FB page. Some are obvious duplicates, but I think she was telling the truth.
          There’s no reason to lie about something like that.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 12, 2019 at 2:20 pm

    Remember do not ask got money on the internet that is unless you are good ole uncle turtle turd and if you haven’t given to him yet he will post about you

  • Batman
    March 12, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    So, if the state has custody of the kids is there a mechanism in place to reduce her food stamps seeing as she is no longer feeding her kids? Seems to me that when dcf puts the kids in the system as taken, it should trigger automatic reduction in stamps. But hey I’m sure it’s all just anecdotes. Fuckin joke this state.

  • Y
    March 12, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    It’s time to institute drug testing for all welfare recipients.
    Also, if you want gov’t assistance, then you must perform some sort of community service.
    Watch the number of applicants plummet.
    Lastly, voting is for citizens only, and voter ID is required.
    #MAGA

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 12, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    And another Pig Bitch makes a return visit! Fucking scum sucking trash to. Oink! Feed me! Oink! Selling my stamps! Oink! Who needs work? Oink! Oink! Oink!

  • Gross
    March 12, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    Cumdumpster Pig Druggie

  • Moving to N. Attleborough
    March 12, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    Is Fall River near North Attleborough?

  • Breakfast at Tiffany's
    March 12, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    Can’t say I would. She needs to unstrap the feedbag. Totally disgusting.

  • Disgusting
    March 12, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    Heads up to the black guys looking to fuck this thing, make sure you bring a 5 pound bag of flour.

    • rob
      March 12, 2019 at 1:49 pm

      More chins than a chinese phonebook.

  • Emily
    March 12, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    But I guess being a retired person who has a seasonal job to pay my house taxes I make too much for food stamps. Isn’t that good to know! This piece of whatever gets food stamps for what reason? To sell them ? Why is it that SNAP doesn’t do anything about these people? Turtleboy puts this stuff up all the time and still they have food stamps…pisses me off!

    • TheCureForHope
      March 12, 2019 at 8:14 pm

      Especially if she doesn’t even have custody of her crotchfruits!

      So she’s getting $500/month just for her. Plus the taxpayers are paying thousands to support those kids.

      Sorry, able bodied adults shouldn’t be collecting benies. And if they are caught, even one time, selling those benies? Ineligible FOREVER!

  • Randall Guy
    March 12, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    Covering what the MSM wont!

    Enough of the skank of the day stories…get out there and catch some parking violations!!!!

    • Randall Guy's Alter Ego
      March 12, 2019 at 1:23 pm

      You’re right. The MSM wouldn’t touch a story like this. Unless they profiled her as a recovering addict getting back on track and how great she is in spite of her being attacked for her lifestyle choice and ‘disease.’ But then they’d need to find a few MAGA-hat-wearing white guys who work cheap and don’t ask questions quickly.

    • Randall Guy's Dad
      March 12, 2019 at 3:34 pm

      Randy! Get back on your knees by the dumpster! The PT cruiser isn’t going to pay for itself!

    • Randall Guy's Big Fat Momma
      March 12, 2019 at 3:42 pm

      Randy, don’t make your dad have to take that phone away from you. Get your lazy good for nothing ass back in that men’s room, less yakking and more wacking. Franklin say he needs more money for the canteen, and you best deliver or he’s gonna set his humpy dog on you. Now git, lazy ungrateful good for nothing ho.

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