This is Tiffany Duperre, a previously Turtleboy famous hoodrat hero, and today’s brightest burning dumpster fire.
Tiffany has a fire sale going on right now for her food stamps.
Unfortunately, despite the “bomb deal” she’s offering for her free government handouts, no one is biting. What a drag. Overall, this chick’s Facebook is a fascinating peek into one of the most dysfunctional, insane, wasted lives I have ever been privy to. I’d suggest go looking for yourself – because honestly, this chick is probably 4 blogs all on her own. She is literally the mascot of illegal EBT sales. Turns out this isn’t her first appearance on Turtleboy, either.
Spoiler alert – her life doesn’t seem to have improved much at all since the last time she landed on our radar. Color me shocked.
She seems to have a roster of boyfriends (one night stands, customers? I don’t know), AND a lesbian lover, AND a baby daddy.
So her vagina may or may not smell and look like an old shoe with the toe busted wide open.
It also appears she is homeless,
And of course, has “the disease”.
I’m generally not much for gambling, but I’d place all $500 of her foodstamps on the odds she is in fact NOT “killin’ it” in recovery. In fact, I’d double my bet – considering even she can’t seem to figure out how long it has been since her last nod-sesh courtesy of Diego’s black tar special.
This gastro-garbage pail sure seems confused!
She seems to be pretty motivated to sell whatever shit she can for quick cash, not just her EBT benefits, because work is for suckers who don’t spend their days in a drool-covered haze.
And although she’s fired out 5 crotch fruit from the baby cannon, it would appear she has custody of none of them, which must really be hurting her online panhandling game.
She can’t pull the “do it for muh babies” card on Facebook anymore – bummer.
Luckily she’s a young, able bodied, childless warthog that somehow has $500 worth of free taxpayer funded food dollars. How else would she survive?
I just threw up in my mouth a little, guys. This bitch is gnarly.
I’m shocked she doesn’t have custody – she’s out here living like a responsible mother and productive member of society and all.
Here’s a thought – if you are “so sick of crackheads”,
It means you hang around a lot of crackheads. Normal people cannot relate, because we’re out her avoiding those type of people. People like you, Sniffany.
It would also appear that this cheesehog has been so hard at work being totally sober, you guys, that it’s killing her. So definitely give her your money!
Jesus Christ. Charles Darwin is rolling in his grave. Thank God our tax dollars are going to fund this bullshit, right? Welfare abuse is clearly a myth, and everyone who collects it is so needy and deserving. We’ll see you around this same time next year, Sniffany! Take care now.
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