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There Is Nothing Sketchy About This Fall River Hog O’ Cheese, With A History of Stealing, Who Wants You To Buy Her Gift Card for 50¢ On The $1 Because She Needs Cash 

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Ahhhh, the mighty cheesehog in it’s natural environment. Running a con on Facebook and telling everyone a boatload of lies to gain sympathy. So majestic.

I’m going to lay a little turtle wisdom on all of you so that you can spot a cheesehog con when. you see one.

Oh look! A tit tat with Bae’s name! Classy AND original!

Lead Bitch at Being Fabulous usually means no job, house, or car, and living off the government. If she said she had a full time job at “being the best mommy to <insert childen’s full names and birthdays with emojis> that means DCF has custody of the offspring.

Tiffany Duperre, a Fall River hog o’ cheese, thinks she’s being smart when she posts this 🔥straight fire 🔥 deal selling an $80 gift card for $35 .

Now, I know that something here is fishy. Usually what trashy criminals will do is steal something, return it without a receipt, and land themselves a gift card. But you can’t buy drugs at Babies R Us unless they changed the policy since the last time I was there. Diesels are great for teething. So, the cheesehog will hock it online, to a friend, to anyone who thinks its a great deal.

A lot of people will scoff at you when you try to run this con. So, you start spilling your life story about why you legitimately need the money. It’s always elaborate, filled with “only God can judge me, you don’t know my life,” and doesn’t make any sense.

In Tiffany’s case, it was a house fire, with a side of domestic abuse, and needing money to live in a hotel.

I checked. No house fire reported. Oh, and these two look really miserable don’t they? After all, they just got “Facebook married” last week!

But wait! You needed $35? But just a couple of days ago you posted this picture, while taking a dump, in what seems to be a Five Guys. That manicure is at least $65! Glitter ain’t cheap and neither is a bacon cheeseburger from that place!

These people never start off this brazen. They’ve tested the waters. Gotten comfortable if you will. If you start looking in to them there are red flags everywhere. 

Like spelling your own name wrong and using your kids for free shit.

Wait, did she just mention a larceny charge? Hold up!

That is a little more than larceny, sweet beef.

Looks like Bae isn’t on the up and up either…

Okay, so she was buying a bunch of shit by fake check…. she probably gave that up, right? Nah. Everybody just ends up with a thousand dollars worth of perfume, multiple copies of special edition DVDs, and several wedding bands when they aren’t really married.

Those shoes aren’t even worn. Something tells me that Ms. Tiffany got herself a job at a department store and robbed the place blind.

So, the next time you see a con in progress you can spot all the red flags!

When will these people learn that Turtleboy is always watching?

This has been a public service announcement by South Shore Turtle Girl.

You’re welcome.



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22 Comment(s)
  • John Barker
    February 22, 2017 at 10:45 am

    So glad she is not robbing Nouns…

  • Wabbitt
    February 22, 2017 at 12:36 am

    Domino’s probably fired her for stealing food. Smuggled it out in her fupa.

  • whatevuh
    February 21, 2017 at 5:43 pm

    Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop. Also used by people on the internet who think it means baby, sweetie etc.

    Just sayin’

    • Diane Woods emerson
      February 22, 2017 at 11:57 am

      BAE is before anyone else , i thought they were all just to lazy to say the entire word baby but nope. It should mean
      Bitch -ate-everything OR
      Baby -ain’t -employed /employable
      There are soo many choices.

  • entrepreneur
    February 21, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    But has the cash to do the acrylic nail thing. Selling her counterfeit Chinese junk too.

  • G dog
    February 21, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    She may have a busted ravioli but the milk jugs are still good!

  • Dave M
    February 21, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    She’s 20 and has 4 kids. I bet her cunt smells like death

    • SoftGentleBreeze Kitty
      February 21, 2017 at 3:42 pm

      Her pussy looks like a bulldog eating a ham sandwich.

      • Tiffany
        May 24, 2017 at 10:02 am

        How would you know what my “pussy” looked like???….. … Lol. Why would you even want to picture what someone’s “pussy” looked like

  • Paul Larson
    February 21, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    Who are you to judge her? Maybe her “ant” and uncle’s house did burn down… You don’t know. And, Dominos can be a bitch when they find out you gots priors. Corporate don’t know either. Who are they to judge? Only God can judge. Oh, and judges… that’s why they call them that. She had to sell her car to pay rent, and gift cards to pay the hotel… And probably has cancer, but doesn’t want to play that cards yet. The struggle is real. Real like my rosewood pen! Here is a letter and a rosewood engraved pen I found:

    Worcester Telegram & Gazette

    Dear Mr. Larson,

    July 2, 2012


    Your letter to The People’s Forum has been selected as the Letter of the Week.
    Your engraved rosewood Telegram & Gazette Letter of the Week pen is enclosed. We hope you enjoy it.

    Chris Sinacola
    Editor of the Editorial Pages

    Of course now the T&G is just an apologist for the undemocratic Democratic Party!

    Paul Larson

  • Knowledge is Power!!
    February 21, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    Thanks for the tips! The knowledge gained by reading Turtleboy Sports has truly opened my eyes to the ways of the rachets. A mere 2 months of reading has given me a plethora of street knowledge that 49 years of living didn’t provide. I am extremely grateful! P.S. Please keep us updated on Brittany Merlino’s babies. I can’t get them out of my mind xo

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 21, 2017 at 1:43 pm


    • BobnMic
      February 21, 2017 at 1:49 pm

      You’re a cocksucker, Turd Fuckmeister!!! How was your last trip to Colombia? How many condoms of coke did you have to shit out, you mule!!!

  • ZephyrCat
    February 21, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    Some advice for her. Just skip the middleman and make that offer straight to your drugdealer. My last dealer was a 70 year old miserable Italian woman. But she took the gift cards. She got so many that she ended up my all new kitchen appliances for free. Fridge, dishwasher, new cabinets. There’s a tip for you Turd when your clients run out of cash.

    • Mittens the cat
      February 21, 2017 at 2:41 pm

      Hi Zephyre cat it’s nice having another cat loving girl here who has recovered from addiction. What colors are your cat? I have three orange Tabbys! They make me laugh and help me through the tough times.

      • Lt Dan
        February 21, 2017 at 4:05 pm

        Do they get mad when you shit in their litter box

        • ZephyrCat
          February 21, 2017 at 4:13 pm

          She looks more confused than mad when I do that.

      • ZephyrCat
        February 21, 2017 at 4:09 pm

        Currently I just have one. A beautiful Turkish Van rescue. She’s 4&1/2, all white with gray marking on her head. Sweet cat….she’s my buddy. More agreeable than my wife, that’s for sure.

        • Mittens the cat
          February 21, 2017 at 4:24 pm

          Sorry to hear you hate your wife, don’t hurt her!.

          • ZephyrCat
            February 21, 2017 at 4:28 pm

            Hammer, don’t hurt ’em!

        • BobnMic's Blow Up Wife
          February 21, 2017 at 7:34 pm

          Well keep on petting that pussy because it’s all you and your 2 inch limp dick is gonna be getting for a long time.

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