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Ginger Joe Kennedy Virtue Signals Outrage About Undocumented Immigrant Being Arrested By ICE While Driving Wife In Labor To Hospital, Turns Out He Was Wanted For Murder But Tweet Remains Up

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Virtue signaling SJW’s were all fired up when some blue checkmarked Canadian reporter tweeted out the news that ICE was separating families in California again….

Those animals!! Pulling over some poor guy on his way to the hospital so his wife, who presumably was in the process of firing out a new tax credit, could avoid giving birth in the front seat of an unregistered car. Woke Twitter was on the case…..

Luckily everyone’s favorite Fall River reppin Kennedy – Ginger Joe III – was there to feign his outrage……

So very, very woke.

Last we heard from this lucky sperm he was attempting to rebut Trump’s State of the Union. But because he decided to deliver it from Fall River he got rabies within minutes of the speech starting.

You might not like Trump, but his SOTU that night was an overwhelming success, and was met with a 75% approval rating. Naturally Ginger Joe III spoke to Americans about the importance of transgender bathrooms from a crumbling post-industrial city where dreams go to die. So obviously this guy is really good at politics, and didn’t become a Congressman simply because he was lucky enough to be born into the wealthiest and prestigious political family in American history.

Shockingly it turned out that there was more to the story than Ginger Joe III realized when he had his moment of wokeness…..

Yea, Joel Arrona-Lara wasn’t actually arrested because ICE was looking for random illegal immigrants to deport. He’s wanted for murder in the country he illegally came here from. Oh, and his wife wasn’t in labor either. They were on the way to a planned C-section, which evidently does not require a social security number.

But of course Joe hasn’t retweeted that yet, because people like him don’t care about the truth. These are the same people who whine whenever the term “fake news” is mentioned, as if journalists are gonna start getting their heads chopped off every time someone says those words. The initial tweet has 26,000 retweets. The corrected tweet has 1,000 retweets. Because Americans don’t care about real news. They care about their team winning, and pushing a headline about an undocumented immigrant who came here after fleeing a murder charge is worth negative 10 SJW points and a loss of down.

The blue checkmarked liar who at this point was well aware that he had tweeted out fake news did express that was he upset that so many idiots like Ginger Joe III saw the first incorrect tweet, but not the corrected second tweet:

Here’s an idea Danny boy – just take the tweet down. That option still exists. Or just pretend like you’re upset that so many people are ignoring your accurate statement while embracing your inaccurate tweet. Whatever makes you feel like a real blue checkmarked journalist.

Sadly, even with the correction woke Twitter still didn’t give a shit….

https://twitter.com/MrsNormanToYou/status/1031048131218206721

Because apparently ICE is also running a gypsy Uber service too.

The bottom line is that if you wanna make Trump look dumb when he calls the news, “fake news,” just stop printing fake news. You can oppose Trump’s immigration policy by debating it on its merits. No need to make up stories about women in labor being forced to drive themselves to the hospitals while their innocent husbands are targeted by evil ICE agents. Then again, people really don’t give a shit if the news is real. Everyone is in their own camp and retweets headlines that fit their narrative without waiting for actual facts to emerge.

22 Comment(s)
  • Henry Fool
    August 30, 2018 at 6:55 am

    Max Custody is a good Kennedy.

  • Kim Un Jong
    August 23, 2018 at 6:29 am

    James Woods reply to Kennedy:
    “Heartless is leaving a woman to drown, gasping for air in a submerged automobile. This was a man being arrested for murder. Clear now?”

  • His drunk uncle left a woman to die in a car
    August 21, 2018 at 11:47 pm

    Piss on Joe and anyone who supports his dumb ass politics.

  • itsfree
    August 21, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    “Scheduled Cesarean section” does not equal “being in labor,” by the way.

  • WeAreFucked
    August 21, 2018 at 1:30 pm

    Did I miss the part about the guy being wanted for murder?

  • Chet Manley
    August 21, 2018 at 7:33 am

    Hey Joe, you got a little jizz on the side of your mouth there. Maybe invest in a cum rag so you can wipe that man-juice away.

  • Not wid my dick
    August 20, 2018 at 7:38 pm

    That ain’t froth cumming out of his mouth……….he felt bad for the homeless guy in the wheelchair that had his knob job interrupted by a TB photographer and finished him off during Trumps speech.

  • Ill Take HerInTheBackOfTheGym
    August 20, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    Maybe the chid was conceived by way of a waitress sandwich. Perhapsa Kennedy is the father or maybe a Biden

  • Am Fucken Sick and Tired of LibTARDs
    August 20, 2018 at 7:00 pm

    Hey Joe, just thing how different this country and DNC party would be, if Hillary Clinton didn’t have your cousin John Jr. “arkancided” in 1999 because he planned on running (against Cankles) for a seat on the NY Senate (and winning), leading to a Democrat VP position and eventually President (also winning against Cankles and Obongo)!

    Oh wait! I meant didn’t die in that tragic plane crash in 1999.

  • SMH
    August 20, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    [Maria del] Carmen Villegas says her husband[Joel Arrona Lara], who has been in the United States for the past 12 years, is the sole provider for their family of five, including their newborn boy, according to ABC Eyewitness News.

    Hard working man – 3 anchor babies.

    • Cardi I got a pussy B
      August 20, 2018 at 6:54 pm

      Little savage likes da pussy yo.Bend da pussy stretch da pussy eat da pussy
      Let the whiteman pay for what comes out da pussy.

  • err ahh hic hic....
    August 20, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    drunken Kennedys always taking the side of the criminal… wonder why

  • Juan Tobangu
    August 20, 2018 at 5:57 pm

    Is Joe a drunkard or a murderer or a bootlegger or a gangster or a rapist, or am I thinking of a bunch of other Kennedeys?

    • suckittrebek
      August 20, 2018 at 8:33 pm

      Na just a drunk cuck sellout. He dont have the balls to do any of that other stuff.

  • TJB
    August 20, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    I am outraged too! They should have arrested consuela too, and drove her to the crossing at San Diego. I’m sure Tijuana would have an ambulance waiting to bring her to the hospital.

  • mary jo kopechne
    August 20, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    For the love of God, get rid of these fucking lowlife Kennedy’s

  • Mike O
    August 20, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Dude, you need to work on your font size selection.

    Also, I’m all for arresting the guy, but is it really that hard to grab another cruiser or call an ambulance to bring the woman to the hospital so she doesn’t have to drive herself?

    • KJDS
      August 20, 2018 at 4:31 pm

      When you have a scheduled C-section, you are not actually in labor. There is no reason why she could not drive herself.

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    August 20, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    When I hear the word “Kennedy “ I reach for my revolver,

  • ElJefe72
    August 20, 2018 at 2:28 pm

    For the love of God, will you people in MA quit electing a Kennedy to office? Please have mercy on the rest of the country.

    • bigdaddy
      August 20, 2018 at 2:55 pm

      Joe the 3rd wont be a made member of the Kennedy crime family until he assaults, rapes or kills a women Uncle Ted had the 1st confirmed kill in the war on women

  • Senor Welfare Check Thanks WhiteMan
    August 20, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    First the good news: The illegal alien scum was arrested.

    Now The bad news.: The illegal alien baby moma was allowed to drop another welfare collecting anchor baby. I guess the evil white tax payer will be picking up the bill again.

    Now the unexpected good news: Kennedy wont be elected to a national spot because the demographics have been watered down and the illegal animals will vote for a Cortez type over Kenedy. This evil whiteman will feel the illegal reprecussions as well

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