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Virtue signaling SJW’s were all fired up when some blue checkmarked Canadian reporter tweeted out the news that ICE was separating families in California again….

ICE arrested a California man on Wednesday when he stopped for gas while driving his wife to the hospital for her C-section. She ended up driving herself the rest of the way, giving birth alone. https://t.co/T7MHsWvGVS

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) August 18, 2018

Those animals!! Pulling over some poor guy on his way to the hospital so his wife, who presumably was in the process of firing out a new tax credit, could avoid giving birth in the front seat of an unregistered car. Woke Twitter was on the case…..

ICE defended its officers' decision to detain a man whose wife was about to give birth, referencing Trump's "zero tolerance" policy. https://t.co/FNgYfnR8lv

— HuffPost (@HuffPost) August 19, 2018

ICE officers arrest man who was driving pregnant wife to hospital for C-section. https://t.co/YhmOo1ymv2 pic.twitter.com/FEey9ClS3c

— Slate (@Slate) August 18, 2018

Can those guys really go home at night thinking they are good people?

— Dan Kimble (@Dkimble88) August 18, 2018

I often wonder what the ICE people think while doing this stuff day and and day out. Then I remember it's easy when you don't see certain people as humans. To them it is like stepping on a bug or swatting a fly. They have decided these folks are humans. How else can they sleep?

— Chef Kendra Nguyen (@chef_kendra) August 18, 2018

His rallies terrified me BEFORE the election, but they enrage me now. HOW could so many people willingly support this "man" and perhaps MORE importantly, how the hell can the media justify their amplification-ELEVATION of this hatred & violence while actively vilifying Hillary ?

— Cassandra Hogan (@Hogan80Hogan) August 18, 2018

We are in a humanitarian crisis here in US. We have become a country of no empathy for humanity or human dignity

— Brenda Hatfield Lawson (@BrendaLawson67) August 18, 2018

Luckily everyone’s favorite Fall River reppin Kennedy – Ginger Joe III – was there to feign his outrage……

There’s heartless and then there’s whatever the hell this is. https://t.co/qWgPoJ2ABe

— Rep. Joe Kennedy III (@RepJoeKennedy) August 18, 2018

So very, very woke.

Last we heard from this lucky sperm he was attempting to rebut Trump’s State of the Union. But because he decided to deliver it from Fall River he got rabies within minutes of the speech starting.

You might not like Trump, but his SOTU that night was an overwhelming success, and was met with a 75% approval rating. Naturally Ginger Joe III spoke to Americans about the importance of transgender bathrooms from a crumbling post-industrial city where dreams go to die. So obviously this guy is really good at politics, and didn’t become a Congressman simply because he was lucky enough to be born into the wealthiest and prestigious political family in American history.

Shockingly it turned out that there was more to the story than Ginger Joe III realized when he had his moment of wokeness…..

Important update: ICE said today that this man was arrested because of a homicide warrant for him in Mexico. ICE didn’t mention this in its comments to media yesterday. His lawyer says he denies that there are such Mexico charges; no details from ICE yet. https://t.co/AnIfv8DapM

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) August 19, 2018

Yea, Joel Arrona-Lara wasn’t actually arrested because ICE was looking for random illegal immigrants to deport. He’s wanted for murder in the country he illegally came here from. Oh, and his wife wasn’t in labor either. They were on the way to a planned C-section, which evidently does not require a social security number.

But of course Joe hasn’t retweeted that yet, because people like him don’t care about the truth. These are the same people who whine whenever the term “fake news” is mentioned, as if journalists are gonna start getting their heads chopped off every time someone says those words. The initial tweet has 26,000 retweets. The corrected tweet has 1,000 retweets. Because Americans don’t care about real news. They care about their team winning, and pushing a headline about an undocumented immigrant who came here after fleeing a murder charge is worth negative 10 SJW points and a loss of down.

The blue checkmarked liar who at this point was well aware that he had tweeted out fake news did express that was he upset that so many idiots like Ginger Joe III saw the first incorrect tweet, but not the corrected second tweet:

That said, if ICE’s claim about a homicide warrant is accurate, I think it’s bad that way more people will see the original tweet than the update tweet, and I wish I hadn’t tweeted it out before ICE’s second statement.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) August 19, 2018

Here’s an idea Danny boy – just take the tweet down. That option still exists. Or just pretend like you’re upset that so many people are ignoring your accurate statement while embracing your inaccurate tweet. Whatever makes you feel like a real blue checkmarked journalist.

Sadly, even with the correction woke Twitter still didn’t give a shit….

Aren’t we all still human beings? Even if there was a homicide warrant, doesn’t the woman in labor deserve a ride to the hospital?

— Janet Tobin (@janetmtobin) August 19, 2018

And please don’t minimize the fact that a law enforcement agency left a pregnant woman to drive herself to the hospital, even if “just” for a scheduled C-section.

— Glenn Craven (@GlennCraven) August 19, 2018

https://twitter.com/MrsNormanToYou/status/1031048131218206721

Because apparently ICE is also running a gypsy Uber service too.

The bottom line is that if you wanna make Trump look dumb when he calls the news, “fake news,” just stop printing fake news. You can oppose Trump’s immigration policy by debating it on its merits. No need to make up stories about women in labor being forced to drive themselves to the hospitals while their innocent husbands are targeted by evil ICE agents. Then again, people really don’t give a shit if the news is real. Everyone is in their own camp and retweets headlines that fit their narrative without waiting for actual facts to emerge.