Joe Kennedy Went To Fall River For 10 Minutes To Give A Rebuttal Speech And He Got Rabies

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Tonight’s State of the Union was great entertainment. If you’re a Trump supporter you loved it. If you’re a Trump hater, you hated it, and it wasn’t a good night for you. Because like him or not, that speech killed it. That’s just a fact. Dude brought out every wild card in the deck tonight in order to push his policies regarding immigration, foreign policy, and the economy:

  • Latino parents of two Latino girls killed by MS-13 gangsters

  • A black, blue collar welder from a swing state (Ohio) who might’ve voted for Obama but switched to Trump in 2016 over economic concerns

  • A disabled North Korean defector

  • A cop who adopted a baby that was born addicted to heroin after arresting the baby’s mother

  • The crying parents of Otto Warmbier

The only thing he was missing was a transgendered Muslim on an expired green card. This was all by design too. His critics call him a racist, so he trots out a diversity rainbow to show how his policies are helping people of different races. I’m watching CNN right now and Van Jones just called that a brilliant speech. That says it all.

The best part was when he bragged about black unemployment rates being the lowest they’ve been in years and the cameras immediately panned over to the congressional black caucus who was still focused on the word “shithole”:

From an unbiased point of view, is there any worse look than this? How can you be a champion for black people and NOT applaud low black unemployment rates? At least give it a pity clap. Act like you’re happy when good things happen to black people, instead of looking like you want black people to fail so that you can keep selling them a cure for their problems. It’s mind boggling. These people cannot stop help doing the exact same things that led to Trump becoming President in the first place.


And then as an extra bonus we got the democratic response from Joe Kennedy III………and it was in……Fall River!!

Fall. Fucking. River.

You can’t make this shit up. He had to choose a city in his district that symbolized the American spirit and a robust economy, and he chose the home of the Fall River Guttermuppet.

This is what progress looks like according to lucky sperm Joe Kennedy:


This is what a healthy economy looks like in Fall River:


And then to cap it all off Joe Kennedy was in Fall River for all of five minutes before he started drooling like it was going out of style:

This is what happens when you spend more than five minutes in Fall River.

Here’s my question – why does Joe Kennedy represent Brookline AND Fall River? How does a congressional map end up looking like this?

Kennedy represents the 4th. I hear a lot about how gerrymandering is a bad thing when I watch CNN. But if you looked up gerrymandering in the dictionary this map is what you would see a picture of. The problem is that the 4th district has a lot of conservative towns in it:

Wrentham, the Attleboro’s, Plainville, Mansfield. If you put too many of those towns in the same district you MIGHT get a Republican congressman once every blue moon. But a great way to prevent that armageddon from occurring is to play connect the dots and put in two left leaning population centers together like Brookline/Newton, and Fall River/Taunton, and it doesn’t really matter how much red is between them. Blue will always win. It’s the same reason why #2 has Worcester and Northampton/Amherst, and why #5 connects Framingham to Revere. Because everyone gerrymanders. It’s just how you play the game.

Anyway, the bottom line is that Trump killed it tonight and Joe Kennedy learned a valuable lesson about visiting Fall River that he could’ve learned by reading Turtleboy. Good night.

38 Comment(s)
  • bird
    January 31, 2018 at 10:16 pm

    All of the Kennedys are lucky blown loads!

  • Greg
    January 31, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    The lack of applause from the black caucus is due to Trump’s attempt to take credit for progress that happened under Obama. https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/LNS14000006

  • Senator E. Screech Glug Autopsy Scotfree Highball Kennedy III
    January 31, 2018 at 5:57 pm

    There is no air conditioning in Hell. I’m sweating like I ran out of Old Thompson. Someone call maintenance and say something in Spanish.

  • Duke Westwood
    January 31, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    Just a reminder… Joe Kennedy’s father was the Kennedy that paralyzed the girl, NOT the Kennedy addicted to heroin. And it was his uncle and cousin that were the rapists…

    • bigdaddy
      January 31, 2018 at 2:47 pm

      and Little Joe is the twin his farther didn’t set on fire playing with fireworks

    • KimberlyS
      January 31, 2018 at 2:50 pm

      Which relative was the murderer, again? He’s got such good genes.

    • Barry
      January 31, 2018 at 5:43 pm

      Then which one was always hanging out with the Venezuelan dictator that starved half of his country to death? I need to see a diagram

    • Mom’s Basement
      January 31, 2018 at 6:20 pm

      Is Joe the one that they had lobotomized? He’s really done well for himself all things considered.

  • Stunt Penis
    January 31, 2018 at 2:22 pm

    Never ceases to amaze me that people are stupid enough to support rich white people who exploit them under the guise of “helping” them.

    • Screw PC
      January 31, 2018 at 5:50 pm

      They would have voted for fucking Charles Manson if he knew Spanish.

  • Ralph
    January 31, 2018 at 12:26 pm

    Rep. Joe Kennedy III (D-MA) claimed the host-city of his response to President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address, Fall River, Massachusetts was “built by immigrants.”
    What is now Fall River was first established in the 1600s by English settlers who were not “immigrants” but colonists. A native-born family, the Bordens ran a mill in what became the town for generations before and after the American revolution. Industrialization began when Col. Joseph Durfee, a native-born Revolutionary War hero built the first factory in 1811. Later, at the end of the 19th Century a wave of immigrants swelled the town’s population. Immigrants, however, never made up a majority of the population of Bristol County, where Fall River lies, even at their early 20th Century peak.

    • Details
      January 31, 2018 at 6:00 pm

      Yes but you do agree that Fall River is what it is today because of immigrants correct?

  • Kanacke Hasser
    January 31, 2018 at 11:44 am

    You’d figure coming from a family of substance abusing murderous train wrecks that this kid would at least have some balls. He looks like he would piss his pants if you looked at him the wrong way. Shaky voice, drooling, insecure… looks like he just freed himself from the locker he got stuffed in last period.

  • bigdaddy
    January 31, 2018 at 11:38 am

    After that rebuttal the democrats are sinking faster tan Uncle Teds Oldsmobile

    • ElJefe72
      January 31, 2018 at 11:56 am

      I’m just glad that I’m not in the passenger seat.

  • Uncle Randy
    January 31, 2018 at 11:12 am

    Turtleboy : “How can you be a champion for black people and NOT applaud low black unemployment rates? ”


    Congressional Black Caucus: “Vote for us, we can fix these problems.”

  • Miller Lite
    January 31, 2018 at 10:53 am

    Fall River Guttermuppet is an all time best name for a Turtleboy celebrity.

  • bigdaddy
    Ted Kennedy
    January 31, 2018 at 10:01 am

    Dont you pick on little Joe Joe Joe he hasn’t starting drinking yet His mommy says not until you become a senator can you drink and have waitress sandwiches

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    January 31, 2018 at 9:30 am

    He looks high as a mutha fucka. Either that or he caught something in Zombieland, er Fall River.

  • Sri Gull
    January 31, 2018 at 8:25 am

    My wife asked me what was on Joe Kennedy’s mouth. I said “cum again?”

  • Yuck
    January 31, 2018 at 8:03 am

    Typical Kennedy with a substance abuse problem. Yay, go get ’em, Drooling Joe!

  • Travis Rearick
    Governor Gary Johnson
    January 31, 2018 at 7:42 am

    Trump is like that mechanic with the shitty attitude but people keep bringing their cars to him anyways because he fixes them right.

    • Chris
      January 31, 2018 at 1:55 pm

      I think you actually won the Mass. electoral votes in 2016, Gary!

      • Travis Rearick
        Governor Gary Johnson
        January 31, 2018 at 6:20 pm

        what’s an electoral vote?

  • Hugh Jass
    January 31, 2018 at 7:27 am

    TB is a mewling eunuch; DeDe Delgado proved that when she slapped him into next year. Now TB is left to go deeper into the gutter in a pathetic clickbait attempt. AdBlock is a wonderful thing, TB. And your advertisers are leaving in droves.

    • Screw PC
      January 31, 2018 at 11:04 am

      You talk like a faggot, Hugh Lynch. Anybody who says shit like “mewling eunuch” drinks cum by the gallon. Stick around for more ridicule, fat boy.

    • hughjassouted
      January 31, 2018 at 12:23 pm

      Hugh, your mom is wicked pissed, that midget tranny porn site you uploaded your latest video to crashed her computer. She also wants to know what happened to those gerbils you and your boyfriend came home with. You know your doctor warned you about that with your head stuck where it is one of them might eat whatever is left of your brain.

    • Puhleez
      February 1, 2018 at 8:23 am

      DeDe is too busy begging for handouts to accomplish anything. She can’t even provide for her own child without handouts.

  • 2wEntEe
    January 31, 2018 at 7:09 am

    Everybody in that room is a professional liar.

  • bigdaddy
    January 31, 2018 at 6:44 am

    Howdy Doody Kennedy womt be a made memeber of the Kennedy crime fa,ily until he aaaUKT rapes or kIlls a women

    • bigdaddy
      January 31, 2018 at 6:55 am

      Howdy Doody Kennedy wont be a made member of the Kennedy crime family until he assaults rapes or kIlls a women (

  • The Drooling Kennedys
    January 31, 2018 at 6:10 am

    Give the ginger a break you’d be passed out, he only drooled after a snack of percocets, oxy, xanax and good ole’ ambien and of course a stiff swig of the family cough-medicine to wash it all down.

  • Twat Tickler
    January 31, 2018 at 1:55 am

    The same black caucus that buried the photo of Obama posing with renowned racist Louis Farrakhan who is on video inciting violence against white oppressors, calling for them to “rise up and kill them.” That black caucus?

  • Trump Rocks
    January 31, 2018 at 1:49 am

    The NK defector was the best. But when he raised his crutches. He became outstanding.

  • TJB
    January 31, 2018 at 12:43 am

    The look on pelosi’s face was priceless. They know the jig is up, the more President Trump peels the onion; the more it stinks. Maybe Nancy and Chuck can share a cell at gitmo.

    • Hugh Jass
      January 31, 2018 at 7:30 am

      The people on the quadruple dole like me (Section 8, SSI, EBT, ObamaCare) will always vote Dem. That’s 47% of the electorate, fool. In 2018 there’s a coming Democratic tsunami. Buy-bye, Rethuglicans.

    • Finn
      January 31, 2018 at 1:30 pm

      I wondered why they (democrats) had that look of smugness while sitting on their hands – perhaps they were savoring their thumb up their collective ass.

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