Globe Writer With Biracial Son And Black Father In Law Coincidentally Sits Next To Unnamed Racist Fan At Fenway Park Who Said Something Blatantly Racist To Him And Is Banned For Life
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As you know, Fenway Park is basically a Ku Klux Klan meeting. The latest incident of racists gone wild at Fenway happened to this man:
His name is Calvin Hennick, and as you can see, he is married to a black woman and is the father of biracial children, one of whom he brought to Fenway Park on Tuesday for his sixth birthday. This was the day after Adam Jones alleged that someone in the bleachers yelled the n word at him a “handful of times” throughout that day’s game. It was a game in which the Fenway faithful gave Adam Jones a standing ovation, and a game in which people would obviously be on guard against racist comments from fans. But nevertheless during the national anthem, which was sung by a Kenyan woman, the white guy sitting next to his biracial son and his black father in law just kind of assumed that Calvin was racist too:
“Hennick basked in the unity of that song, sung by a woman of color, a moment of hope after the disturbing episode the night before.”
Oh look, Fenway Park briefly turned into a Disney movie. Yup, this sounds like fine investigative journalism and is totally believable.
So the guy posted exactly what he alleged happened to his Facebook page, which has since been made private. According to Calvin Hennick this evil, stereotypical white meathead from the north shore whispered to him, “I hate when they sing the anthem niggerdly.” His words, not mine.
What are the odds that a random white guy at a baseball game would see another white guy, who is there with his biracial son and black father in law, and just kind of ASSUME that he could turn to the white guy and say something so absurdly racist? If you say less than 100% or have any sort of doubt whether or not this incident went down as the Globe is reporting, then congratulations – you are a racist!!
So if this guy was banned for life, maybe we should have a name? I mean, there’s all these racists running around Boston, and since we are against racism we need a villain. I need someone to humiliate and call out as a racist. I mean, Steve Bartman had his name and address printed everywhere because he caught a foul ball in a playoff game. How come none of these racist Fenway people ever have a name? Weird.
This harrowing tale continued…..
Oh, how bout that? Calvin Hennick is a freelance writer for the Boston Globe. What are the odds? And who owns both the Boston Globe? That would be John Henry. Does he own anything else? Oh yea, the Red Sox. It’s so weird how all these people are tied together. What are the odds?
Calvin Hennick just so happens to use his son as a reoccurring character in his freelance writing too. Like when he checked his own white privilege by writing a column for Yahoo entitled, “Raising black kids doesn’t make you black.”
After the Ferguson riots he wrote another article for Yahoo entitled, “7 Things I Can Do That My Black Son Can’t.”
One of these 7 things included, “4. I Can Lose My Temper in Traffic.” Which is true, because as you know, only white people are allowed to get angry when they’re sitting in traffic.
He also wrote an article about a talk he gave his biracial son, entitled, “Most White Kids Don’t Get This Talk.”
In other words, this guy uses his son in stories about as often as Arthur Conan Doyle used Shelock Holmes. Gee whiz, what are the odds that this would be the one guy in Fenway Park who just so happened to sit down next to an unnamed klansman?
So let me get this straight. This guy whispers in Calvin’s ears and says something insanely racist, because he must have assumed Calvin, who was there with his black son and black father, would be cool with that. Then Calvin, who obviously let it be known that he was uncomfortable with this, asked the guy to clarify what he said. And instead of dancing around the issue or saying he was just kidding, he doubled down and said, “Yea, that’s what I said. I stand by it.” On the day in which EVERYONE in the stadium would be on guard against racist comments from fans.
I believe him yo!! I don’t know why, but I do know that if I don’t believe him, I’m a racist. Oh, and then he and his family were upgraded to nice seats from the crappy grandstand seats. But it’s not like Calvin Hennick had anything to gain by lying about this right? Everyone loves grandstand seats at Fenway Park. They’re so comfortable and spacious!!
So the Red Sox found this guy, and he denied saying the racial slurs. But it didn’t matter, because the other guy (who makes money off of the racism-industrial complex and needs racism to exist in order to get paid to write articles) says it happened. Even if this guy is real (which is weird because real people have real names), the fact that you can get kicked out of a game by another guy who claims you said something, is crazy. So once again, the guy making the claim gets moved up to the front row, and the other guy gets banned for life. In other words, it pays to sit next to the racist guy, and you’re guilty if someone alleges you said something. This seems fair.
It’s almost as if Calvin Hennick is using this incident to make us think about how people are “feeling comfortable with bigotry that we haven’t seen in a long time.” Gee, I wonder why all of a sudden people would feel so comfortable being openly racist?
Oh right, I forgot we’re living in Trump’s America. It’s all his fault. If Hillary had won then these racists would stay in the closet where they belong. But now that Trump is in office they feel emboldened to just let the n word fly like it’s going out of style. And what are the odds that this would happen to a left wing journalist who has actively spoken out against Trump? Weird.
Why would he lie about this? No one has ever lied for attention before. Everyone knows that. It’s not Calvin Hennick is bragging about his 15 minutes of social justice warrior fame on Twitter:
It’s not like Calvin Hennick’s story is being universally believed, or he’s getting lots of pats on the back from fellow Metro-west social justice warriors…
Oh, I see. So Calvin Hennick is now a white knight hero amongst the community of other white SJW’s who have intentionally segregated themselves to all-white communities like Lincoln and Concord. Now these crackers are all coming out of the woodworks to let you know that they believe Calvin Hennick, which means they can’t possibly be racist. Like Dick Heerde:
Yea, Dick Heerde is totally not racist. And I’m sure that Dick chooses to live in diverse communities because enjoys interacting with people who are not white, right?
Oh, I see. He’s a rich white banker from a rich white town (Wellesley) who went to a rich white private school in Newton for undergrad (Boston College). Sure, he could live in Roxbury or Brockton. But, ya know, the schools aren’t good. And when white people like Dick Heerde say, “the schools,” they mean, “I’d prefer if my kids didn’t have to go to school with black and brown kids.”
But yea, this guy is TOTALLY NOT RACIST:
How can Dick Heerde possibly be racist? He has so many non-white people on his friends list:
Oh wait, it turns out he’s just a racist white guy who only associated with other white people, and he alleviates his white guilt by calling other people racist. Oops!
Calvin’s twitter reveals that he’s a SJW extraordinaire. He always makes sure to check his #whiteprivilege:
He retweets any story involving a perceived social injustice involving black people”
And his favorite sports reporter is Bomani Jones:
Bomani Jones is the same ESPN commentator who said that Boston fans only wanted Jazz star forward Gordon Hayward to come to Boston was because he’s white. Not because he scores 25 points a game, is young, and has played for Brad Stevens in college. It’s because we’re all racist. What are the odds this would be Calvin Hennick’s favorite reporter?
Anyway, I love stories like this because it exposes the weaknesses of the mainstream media. They will believe and report as fact ANY story involving racism in Boston. They will not research it, because asking questions is racist. That’s where Turtleboy comes in. We’re literally the ONLY media outlet in this state that has any sort of thirst for the truth. And you know the word is out because the second someone mentions Turtleboy on the Globe’s Facebook page, they immediately get called a Nazi:
Don’t worry, though, because #FactsMatter to the Globe:
So long as those facts fit their agenda, and only one side of the story is told. #FACTS
P.S. The Red Sox/Boston Globe said they’re going to ban anyone who uses offensive slurs from games. What happen when one black person uses the n word with another black person as a term of endearment? What happens when a player utters the n word? What happens when a woman calls another woman a bitch? Yea, this policy seems well thought out.
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