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Globe Writer With Biracial Son And Black Father In Law Coincidentally Sits Next To Unnamed Racist Fan At Fenway Park Who Said Something Blatantly Racist To Him And Is Banned For Life

Globe Writer With Biracial Son And Black Father In Law Coincidentally Sits Next To Unnamed Racist Fan At Fenway Park Who Said Something Blatantly Racist To Him And Is Banned For Life

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As you know, Fenway Park is basically a Ku Klux Klan meeting. The latest incident of racists gone wild at Fenway happened to this man:

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His name is Calvin Hennick, and as you can see, he is married to a black woman and is the father of biracial children, one of whom he brought to Fenway Park on Tuesday for his sixth birthday. This was the day after Adam Jones alleged that someone in the bleachers yelled the n word at him a “handful of times” throughout that day’s game. It was a game in which the Fenway faithful gave Adam Jones a standing ovation, and a game in which people would obviously be on guard against racist comments from fans. But nevertheless during the national anthem, which was sung by a Kenyan woman, the white guy sitting next to his biracial son and his black father in law just kind of assumed that Calvin was racist too:

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“Hennick basked in the unity of that song, sung by a woman of color, a moment of hope after the disturbing episode the night before.”

Oh look, Fenway Park briefly turned into a Disney movie. Yup, this sounds like fine investigative journalism and is totally believable.

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So the guy posted exactly what he alleged happened to his Facebook page, which has since been made private. According to Calvin Hennick this evil, stereotypical white meathead from the north shore whispered to him, “I hate when they sing the anthem niggerdly.” His words, not mine.

What are the odds that a random white guy at a baseball game would see another white guy, who is there with his biracial son and black father in law, and just kind of ASSUME that he could turn to the white guy and say something so absurdly racist? If you say less than 100% or have any sort of doubt whether or not this incident went down as the Globe is reporting, then congratulations – you are a racist!!

So if this guy was banned for life, maybe we should have a name? I mean, there’s all these racists running around Boston, and since we are against racism we need a villain. I need someone to humiliate and call out as a racist. I mean, Steve Bartman had his name and address printed everywhere because he caught a foul ball in a playoff game. How come none of these racist Fenway people ever have a name? Weird.

This harrowing tale continued…..

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Oh, how bout that? Calvin Hennick is a freelance writer for the Boston Globe. What are the odds? And who owns both the Boston Globe? That would be John Henry. Does he own anything else? Oh yea, the Red Sox. It’s so weird how all these people are tied together. What are the odds?

Calvin Hennick just so happens to use his son as a reoccurring character in his freelance writing too. Like when he checked his own white privilege by writing a column for Yahoo entitled, “Raising black kids doesn’t make you black.”

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After the Ferguson riots he wrote another article for Yahoo entitled, “7 Things I Can Do That My Black Son Can’t.”

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One of these 7 things included, “4. I Can Lose My Temper in Traffic.” Which is true, because as you know, only white people are allowed to get angry when they’re sitting in traffic.

He also wrote an article about a talk he gave his biracial son, entitled, “Most White Kids Don’t Get This Talk.”

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In other words, this guy uses his son in stories about as often as Arthur Conan Doyle used Shelock Holmes. Gee whiz, what are the odds that this would be the one guy in Fenway Park who just so happened to sit down next to an unnamed klansman? Screen Shot 2017-05-04 at 9.52.03 AM Screen Shot 2017-05-04 at 9.51.26 AM

So let me get this straight. This guy whispers in Calvin’s ears and says something insanely racist, because he must have assumed Calvin, who was there with his black son and black father, would be cool with that. Then Calvin, who obviously let it be known that he was uncomfortable with this, asked the guy to clarify what he said. And instead of dancing around the issue or saying he was just kidding, he doubled down and said, “Yea, that’s what I said. I stand by it.” On the day in which EVERYONE in the stadium would be on guard against racist comments from fans.


I believe him yo!! I don’t know why, but I do know that if I don’t believe him, I’m a racist. Oh, and then he and his family were upgraded to nice seats from the crappy grandstand seats. But it’s not like Calvin Hennick had anything to gain by lying about this right? Everyone loves grandstand seats at Fenway Park. They’re so comfortable and spacious!!

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So the Red Sox found this guy, and he denied saying the racial slurs. But it didn’t matter, because the other guy (who makes money off of the racism-industrial complex and needs racism to exist in order to get paid to write articles) says it happened. Even if this guy is real (which is weird because real people have real names), the fact that you can get kicked out of a game by another guy who claims you said something, is crazy. So once again, the guy making the claim gets moved up to the front row, and the other guy gets banned for life. In other words, it pays to sit next to the racist guy, and you’re guilty if someone alleges you said something. This seems fair.

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It’s almost as if Calvin Hennick is using this incident to make us think about how people are “feeling comfortable with bigotry that we haven’t seen in a long time.” Gee, I wonder why all of a sudden people would feel so comfortable being openly racist?

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Oh right, I forgot we’re living in Trump’s America. It’s all his fault. If Hillary had won then these racists would stay in the closet where they belong. But now that Trump is in office they feel emboldened to just let the n word fly like it’s going out of style. And what are the odds that this would happen to a left wing journalist who has actively spoken out against Trump? Weird.

Why would he lie about this? No one has ever lied for attention before. Everyone knows that. It’s not Calvin Hennick is bragging about his 15 minutes of social justice warrior fame on Twitter:

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It’s not like Calvin Hennick’s story is being universally believed, or he’s getting lots of pats on the back from fellow Metro-west social justice warriors…

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Oh, I see. So Calvin Hennick is now a white knight hero amongst the community of other white SJW’s who have intentionally segregated themselves to all-white communities like Lincoln and Concord. Now these crackers are all coming out of the woodworks to let you know that they believe Calvin Hennick, which means they can’t possibly be racist. Like Dick Heerde:

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Yea, Dick Heerde is totally not racist. And I’m sure that Dick chooses to live in diverse communities because enjoys interacting with people who are not white, right?

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Oh, I see. He’s a rich white banker from a rich white town (Wellesley) who went to a rich white private school in Newton for undergrad (Boston College). Sure, he could live in Roxbury or Brockton. But, ya know, the schools aren’t good. And when white people like Dick Heerde say, “the schools,” they mean, “I’d prefer if my kids didn’t have to go to school with black and brown kids.”

But yea, this guy is TOTALLY NOT RACIST:


How can Dick Heerde possibly be racist? He has so many non-white people on his friends list:

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Oh wait, it turns out he’s just a racist white guy who only associated with other white people, and he alleviates his white guilt by calling other people racist. Oops!

Calvin’s twitter reveals that he’s a SJW extraordinaire. He always makes sure to check his #whiteprivilege:

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He retweets any story involving a perceived social injustice involving black people”

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And his favorite sports reporter is Bomani Jones:

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Bomani Jones is the same ESPN commentator who said that Boston fans only wanted Jazz star forward Gordon Hayward to come to Boston was because he’s white. Not because he scores 25 points a game, is young, and has played for Brad Stevens in college. It’s because we’re all racist. What are the odds this would be Calvin Hennick’s favorite reporter?

Anyway, I love stories like this because it exposes the weaknesses of the mainstream media. They will believe and report as fact ANY story involving racism in Boston. They will not research it, because asking questions is racist. That’s where Turtleboy comes in. We’re literally the ONLY media outlet in this state that has any sort of thirst for the truth. And you know the word is out because the second someone mentions Turtleboy on the Globe’s Facebook page, they immediately get called a Nazi:

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Don’t worry, though, because #FactsMatter to the Globe:

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So long as those facts fit their agenda, and only one side of the story is told. #FACTS

P.S. The Red Sox/Boston Globe said they’re going to ban anyone who uses offensive slurs from games. What happen when one black person uses the n word with another black person as a term of endearment? What happens when a player utters the n word? What happens when a woman calls another woman a bitch? Yea, this policy seems well thought out.



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31 Comment(s)
  • Publius
    May 5, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    looks like yet another batch of false claims of racism.

    • February 17, 2018 at 9:37 am

      See! I told you I didn’t lie! Adam Jones didn’t lie! Get me loupicka or borjizz on the line!!!

  • Mr. T
    May 5, 2017 at 1:07 pm

    Judging by all the negative hater comments I think the unknown & unnamed racist that sat next to Calvin had to be President Trump. This jackass Hennick must spend all his waking hours thinking up new ways to exploit his son & wife for his own gain and throw pity parties for himself. In addition to upgrading Redsox seats he probably pulls the same shit at movie theaters, restaurants, etc. I’m sure Calvin & Bomani Jones are fist(ing) bumping each other constantly. I didn’t recognize Dick Heerde without his hood. Looks like he has more dog & puppet friends than people of color. Oh, and thank you Obama for rekindling the rascist fires for the past 8 years.

  • OntarioMan
    May 5, 2017 at 12:20 pm

    I am from Ontario and attended a Blue Jays game at Fenway, wearing my Blue Jays hat. A fat drunken Irish man in a Sox cap, reeking of whisky and wearing a “Boston Strong” shirt, said to me, “You damned transplanted frog. Go cut me some logs and then grill me an elk burger, freak. DORCHESTER STRONG KID!” I wept bitterly and called security. The safety guard laughed and said, “Piss off you little Canadian loser.” Yet no one cared.

  • Theo Esptein
    May 5, 2017 at 12:15 pm

    I got out of there just in time.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    May 5, 2017 at 2:41 am

    This is a great precedent to set…
    Don’t like the guy sitting next to you? ‘He said something mean’
    Don’t like your seats and want an upgrade? ‘Dude over there is a racist’
    Need a little more legroom? ‘The guy next to me has a Klan hood in his pocket’

  • Make America great again
    May 4, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    If Hennick had a pair of balls and the guy actually did say that…he should have laid the guy out right there in his seat..and showed his black kid how to stand up to bigots.Pussy

  • Stu Pidazzo
    May 4, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    I decided to check out WEEI today after the link to Ordway’s show yesterday. In the last ~45 mins of Dale and Holley, they mocked who I assume were previous callers who said this incident was a hoax because the callers conceded that there were incidents in the past (2013 was mentioned, in particular). Yep, makes total sense! It happened before, so we have to believe every unsubstantiated story from this point forward!
    Not to mention, Holley stammered his way through 2 stories to the point I thought he was drunk.

    Thanks for the reminder why I don’t listen anymore! I stopped when then canned Ordway the first time- his drive time show where he played the voice mail messages was the only good thing on that station. Fucking suits ruined another good radio station!

  • Just Sayin'
    May 4, 2017 at 6:03 pm

    I read in another statement, Hennick claimed that the “racist” said “I hate when they sing all niggerdly.”

    I call bullshit.

  • WormtownorBust
    May 4, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    Niggardly is not a racial epithet.

    adjective: niggardly
    not generous; stingy.
    “serving out the rations with a niggardly hand”
    synonyms: cheap, mean, miserly, parsimonious, close-fisted, penny-pinching, cheeseparing, grasping, ungenerous, illiberal; More
    informalstingy, tight, tightfisted
    “a niggardly person”
    antonyms: generous
    meager; scanty.
    “their share is a niggardly 2.7 percent”
    synonyms: meager, inadequate, scanty, scant, skimpy, paltry, sparse, insufficient, deficient, short, lean, small, slender, poor, miserable, pitiful, puny; More
    informalmeasly, stingy, pathetic, piddling
    “niggardly rations”
    antonyms: lavish, abundant
    adverb: niggardly
    in a stingy or meager manner.

    The alleged individual that allegedly was thrown out and banned should sue.

    • juror seven esq.
      May 4, 2017 at 8:41 pm

      WormtownorBust, I read the same thing in regards to the word niggardly. So much bullshit in all of this. Sam Kennedy looked like a complete ass when he got out there and praised the involvement of all parties. Let’s bring Roseann Barr in to sing the National Anthem during the next home stand.

    • Justice Prevails
      May 4, 2017 at 9:00 pm

      Or the guy was in on it?

  • juror seven esq.
    May 4, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    No winners here. The Kenyan singer gave a bad rendition of the anthem. Does anyone in the front office provide direction on what is expected or acceptable? Perhaps they need to start. Better yet, maybe it’s time to end the “community auditions” idea and just play a recording while providing a patriotic montage on the Jumbo Tron.
    I wonder if Calvin has had a continuous “woodie” for his courageous action and protecting society from the unspeakable. To wit, a white man with an opinion.

  • Maggie the Cat
    May 4, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    I wonder what the Red Sox would do if white people stopped buying tickets for fear of being accused of being racist. One thing they’d do for sure is lose money! I hope some sports reporter, or even a political reporter, can find out if ticket sales have fallen off. I’d really like to know.

  • Stu Pidazzo
    May 4, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    While sitting in the Fenway bleachers, a white Revere man who I assume is Irish called me and my young daughter dirty dago wops! He then proceeded to knock the Yankees hat off my head. I told the usher and he laughed at me. He didn’t remove the other gentleman!

    I said it here so it must be true! Please notify the Globe so I can tell my story of being exposed to blatant racism in Boston. It’s so hot right now!

    • True Reality Speaks
      May 4, 2017 at 7:18 pm

      Nah – there are no micks in Revere. Just guineas and some polacks.

  • ElJefe72
    May 4, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    When you’re a hammer, everything is a nail.

  • Mystressovmayhem
    May 4, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    Aside from saying it in front of a kid, what did he say that was so wrong? (If he said it) I am sick and fucking tired of these wanna be Christina Aguilera’s and Whitney Houston’s shredding my national anthem because they have a captive audience, with hopefully a record producer in it. I personally call it “ghettofying” it but that’s me. Some people are more direct.

    I’ve even sat down because the crap they’re singing isn’t my anthem. It’s a fucking try out for American Idol and I don’t want to hear that shit. No Simon Cowell is not chilling at a Red Sox game waiting for this chick to sign her audition! (Had to say Simon because apparently Randy Jackson would be mocked)!

    Aside from that, Personally I think this is bullshit and some asshat is looking for fame via his son ONCE AGAIN! If I was the wife i’d start wondering why he asked to marry him. Starting to sound a little like he just needed story subjects and found em. Sick fuck.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    May 4, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    Again. Laughing and crying. The Steven Tyler comment made me pee a little. Lol.

  • The Great Dolemite
    May 4, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    Brush ups on history my niggaz.

  • MG
    May 4, 2017 at 12:46 pm

    YMBFJ so if what is reported is true, a life time ban? inappropriate, but def not illegal. Too many people getting their panties in a bunch because someone else (insert whine here) “called me names and doesn’t like me” wha wha wha. Grow the F up! Mommy didn’t tell you not everyone is going to like you or your Whiney ass. He called me a name. I don’t need anyone’s approval or to be liked. I don’t care if you hate me for who I am, too late to push me back inside anyway. Poor ads any grow up and move on.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    May 4, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    With balls so heavy and massive, I don’t know how Turtleboy manages to function at such a high level. Just amazing!

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    May 4, 2017 at 12:26 pm

    As a savage squaw bitch, I am getting pretty fucking sick of the black people who are inclined to segregate themselves from, and indoctrinate their children into believing they’ll never fit into, white society. Honestly, if that’s the fucking goal, hurry up and segregate yourselves, assholes. I am sure the rest of society, along with the normal black people (coons, as you losers call them), will be much better off without you race-motivated attention whores. For all the white guilt fantasy losers, you all can go with them, although something tells me none of you want to live amongst them colored folk.

    Segregation: I guess it is only dandy when one ethnicity does it to itself. #GoodRiddance

    • Al
      May 4, 2017 at 1:10 pm

      We just got new neighbors, the family is Black. When they were moving in a neighbor asked a woman if she needed any help, and the woman replied ‘If I need help I will ask!’. Later that day the neighbor saw the woman at a convenienc store. The neighbor wanted hot dog rolls, they didn’t have them and as she walked out the door the woman said ‘It’s because we’re Black.’, insinuating that the real reason the neighbor left was because of them being black. All this on the first day they moved in. We have lots of Black,White Hispanic, well all kinds of families here and we all get along and are friendly. But this woman seems to hate is because we’re not Black. It’s fucked up.

  • Talisman
    May 4, 2017 at 12:07 pm

    If I say Steven Tyler sucked, and butchered the National Anthem, it’s ok, because he’s an old white chick. But if I don’t like an “artist” of different skin color turning the anthem into a jazz rondo fest, like they are walking barefoot across burning coal whilst caterwauling the words “wave” or “free”, then I’m racist. Guilty as charged….

  • fordsnharleys
    May 4, 2017 at 12:06 pm

    Lisa Lampanelli is now banned from Fenway Park.

  • Stardust
    May 4, 2017 at 11:53 am

    And people are going to lap this shit right up.

  • Stardust
    May 4, 2017 at 11:53 am

    This is the biggest bunch of bullshit. There’s no way that this could have blown up as a story and nobody outed the guy that allegedly said something racist.

    But how are you going to enforce a policy that blanket-bans anyone that uses slurs? Isn’t banning a black person for using “n*gga” racist, because it’s part of their vernacular?

  • Turd Burglestein
    May 4, 2017 at 11:30 am

    Firsties!!! YEAH I always win.

    • Troio
      May 4, 2017 at 9:36 pm

      This whole thing sounds awful fishy. I’m calling bullshit. The racist guy could be a plant. This is to be continued….

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