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Golden Shower Skank Urinates On The American Flag On The Fourth Of July Because That’s How Freedom Is Celebrated

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Well, freedom of speech is a wonderful thing. It means moldy snatch brats from Pennsylvania can do asinine things on video, but it also means I can rip them apart.

Have you seen this nonsense? Instead of gorging on hot dogs and lighting sparklers like every other normal person on the 4th of July, this little skankmonkey decided to record herself pissing on an American flag draped in a toilet.


Apparently that device she’s using is a Go-Girl used to pee standing up. I don’t think it was manufactured to piss on American flags.

Emily Lance has deactivated all her social media, but the internet is forever so here is Queen TwitTwat herself:

Now this is a girl you can take home to Mom.

There was even a GoFundMe set up to protect this clambag, but that got shut down real quick.

 

There is a hilarious GoFundMe to raise money to buy this chick a plane ticket to Venezuela. I agree she would fit in there quite nicely, what with her respect for freedom and all.

Here are the arguments of the hero dipshits that have come to her defense. I am alarmed that people like this actually exist.

 

I literally feel dumber for having read those. I mean, the logic was SO SOLID and all…

Her family has been receiving death threats and such, but they’ve made it clear they don’t support her actions. I would be SO disappointed if I had shot that trash cunt out of my fun tunnel.

Obviously this shit is offensive on so many levels. Who even THINKS of this? Pissing on the flag on the 4th of July, OF ALL DAYS. How does she celebrate Veteran’s Day? Taking a dump on a memorial for fallen soldiers?

If living in a free country that affords you numerous rights and freedoms is so despicable that you feel the need to urinate on that country’s flag, get out! I’m sure there are plenty of countries that would love to have her. Try North Korea, they would definitely be into this.

 

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21 Comment(s)
  • KJDS
    July 7, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    I think I’m in love with the guy who wrote the GoFundMe for her travel to exotic lands 🙂

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    July 7, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    Homer Simpson said it best…. “You don’t like it? Go to Russia!”

  • Carlist
    July 7, 2017 at 1:36 pm

    in a rightly-ordered society, a treasonous slattern like this would be burned at the stake and the charred remains fed to stray dogs.

  • wabbitt
    July 7, 2017 at 9:46 am

    I support her right to freedom of speech, but I still wish she’d slip and fall face first into that toilet.

  • Pike
    July 7, 2017 at 8:29 am

    She reminds me of my 3 am girl back at UMass. Still hot, still liberal, still single with no kids even though she’s probably banged half of western mass by now. I can only imagine the mileage she’s logged since then. Now that I think of it I wonder what that chic was up to between 11 and when my drunk ass came staggering in.

  • JoeMomma
    July 7, 2017 at 8:00 am

    She wanted attention, now she has it. good luck finding a job.

  • Inspector Gadget
    July 7, 2017 at 5:45 am

    Future bag-lady sitting on the curb to urinate through her pants, conversations with invisible people, chasing children, screaming. For now she does all those things on the internet, but soon she will do them on the sidewalks and streets once her support system is gone.

  • July 6, 2017 at 11:59 pm

    What a piece of shit fucking no good whore
    You are a fucking piece of shit you cunt
    Don’t like the USA go to China you cunt

  • Lisa flood
    July 6, 2017 at 11:03 pm

    If it was guaranteed that she was shipped to North Korea I would give money for real. she needs to see the other side if the coin

    • Phil
      July 7, 2017 at 1:28 am

      No, that is a masked dead sentence which I don’t agree with.
      What she needs to do is volunteer at a vet hospital and see the sacrifices people went through just so she could have the freedom to embarrass herself.

      • Savage Squaw Bitch
        July 7, 2017 at 6:32 pm

        Fuck that, this bitch would probably completely disrespect those guys. They don’t deserve that shit. She needs to get stranded in a commie country that she thinks is so much better than America’s federalist badassness.

  • Noseface
    July 6, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    Ugh……yup, she could piss on my face. Sorry.

  • sharon evans
    July 6, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    what a piece of shit!!! Hopefully the death threats will become a reality!! She deserves them!! She asked for it being a disgusting pig!! Get the fuck out of my Country!!!

    • Phil
      July 7, 2017 at 1:20 am

      Sharon. Violence doesn’t solve this problem and no good Christian would ever wish death upon somebody.

      • helter skelter
        July 7, 2017 at 6:03 pm

        violence is the solution to every problem

  • July 6, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    unfortunately she enjoys the same First Amendment rights we all do as Americans-what i wish is that she would try it in North Korea-she has no respect for herself let alone you me or the flag

    • The Executioner
      July 7, 2017 at 12:34 pm

      Look what happened to that American in N. Korea that thought it was OK to try to steal a poster? Go to N. Korea and try pissing on their flag and let’s see how that plays. I hate these disrespectful punk ass bitches that just do shit to get a rise without thinking about the sacrifice other’s have given to make her “free” today. I hope this stays on the internet forever and haunts her forever.

  • July 6, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    She did it for no other reason than to get a rise out of people. If it really was “just fabric”, then why choose that day of all days to do it?? Why record yourself doing it??? Why post it on social media??

    Honestly, if you really dislike this country that much, why are you still living here?? Nothing different about this than someone living in MA and complaining about snow in the winter.

    • Phil
      July 7, 2017 at 1:24 am

      Gilbert. Very valid questions, you hit the nail right in the head.
      American democracy is far from perfect and it is an evolving experiment. There are other, more constructive ways to express your discontent. But never take your freedom or rights for granted, other societies are not so lucky.

  • GQQSER2
    July 6, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    Reminds me of that millennial bitch that desecrated Arlington Cemetery a couple years back. Fucking stupid liberals.
    Doing good work RI Sista.

    • Chris
      July 7, 2017 at 12:10 pm

      Treason!

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