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Good For These Andover Kids Who Walked Out Of School To Protest Their Douchebag Superintendent For Firing Beloved Hockey Coach Chris Kuchar


Yesterday we blogged about Andover High School hockey coach Chris Kuchar being fired, despite an unprecedented amount of success on and off the ice at AHS, because superintendent Shelley Berman can’t get over the fact that his son Dale was benched 3 years ago. Read all about it here so I don’t have to rehash it for you. The update today is that the kids walked out of school in protest to support their coaches.

I’ve never been a big “walk out of school to protest guy,” because most of the time it’s just kids using a national tragedy to skip class. Ya know, because Trump won, or climate change, or racism, or whatever manufactured excuse they can come up with.

But this is meaningful. This is something I applaud. Administration at this school is corrupt and doesn’t care about what is best for the kids. It’s run by a carpetbagging tyrant who has no ties to the community and thinks only of himself when making personnel decisions.

It wasn’t just Coach Kuchar who got the shaft either. Let’s not forget that in April the highly successful boys volleyball coach was suspended after some snotnosed kid whined about his coaching style on Instagram because the coach had the audacity to remove him from the game for being horrible at volleyball. The kid of course refused and he was summarily yelled at. Boo-hoo.

People listen when kids stand up for themselves. Hopefully the taxpayers in Andover will come to their senses and do something to remove this tyrant before his reign of terror continues.


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14 Comment(s)
  • Hughbo Mont
    May 1, 2019 at 1:09 pm


  • testes
    May 1, 2019 at 12:58 pm


    April 30, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    It’s been a few, I’ll leave this here.

  • Jeff J
    For Christ's Sake
    April 30, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    Why the fuck can’t I comment on any of these fucking blogs?? It’s half the reason I subscribe!!

  • triple h
    April 30, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    I dont think I even have to point out what a fucking hypocrite this blog makes you

    • True Reality Speaks
      Clueless Clowning
      May 1, 2019 at 7:34 pm

      You should give it a try, though. We all need a good laugh.

  • juror seven esq.
    April 30, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    Testing, testing

  • LOB
    April 30, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    Berman is an EMBARRASMENT to public education.

  • Shannon McCabe's Testicle Can Beat You Up
    April 30, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    Andover is a goddamn progressive disaster. I grew up there in the 1970s and 1980s, and you could not pay me enough to live in that shitty town now.

    Rich, entitled people pretty much spoil everything they touch.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 30, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    Yeah, cuz ya know whats more important than climate change and racism…


    Get your fucking hurt little snowflake assess back in school. High school sports is MEANINGLESS bullshit. Any grown ass adult who cares about it is a TOTAL LOSER.

    • Big Wick
      May 1, 2019 at 10:21 am

      Says the (randall) guy who was too weak and meek to participate in HS sports. Maybe you’d prefer strapping kids to their desks so they can’t exercise their fat asses.

      If we want commentary on global warming and racism we just have to tune in to the MSM. Or maybe you should just do your own hot button blog. How FUCKING DARE you and your ilk tell bloggers what they should or shouldn’t cover. Get a life.

    • First Time Caller
      May 1, 2019 at 5:36 pm

      Hey Randy
      The delivery guy is here. He’s got that bag of dicks that you’re gonna eat, you lazy welfare pig.
      If you’re concerned about climate change , go out and save some great white sharks, blubber boy.

    April 30, 2019 at 2:27 pm


  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    April 30, 2019 at 2:17 pm


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